A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly

'A Pinch Of Sage And Dredly' charts the somewhat unlikely adventures of shiftless loafers Jedec Sage and Salokin Dredly as they thwart evil, battle the establishment and set off on a quest for comfortable footwear.
As they stamp their carbon footprint by jetsetting from London to New York and even Billings, Montana, they are beset by psychotic moustaches, shape-shifting polar bears, squeaky shoes, Swiss killer gnomes, nasty children's entertainers and surveillance pigeons. Will they find what they seek? Will their elderly neighbour, Albert, live his dream and get off with Stephanie Powers? Does any of it matter? Um... not really... but it's worth a read anyway.
"A rip-roaring read!" The Billings Bugle
"Not quite as bad as it could have been." The Duluth Chronicle Literary Supplement
"Almost no grasp of leatherworking techniques - a real disappointment." Cobblers' Monthly.