Humor

Need a quick pick-me-up to put a smile on your face? This engaging and hilarious collection of clever bite-sized delights will do the trick.Always on the lookout for a chuckle? Enjoy that aha moment in clever humor? Planning ahead for the next time you need a trusty bathroom reader? Humorist R. Scott Murphy has honed his zingers and tongue-in-cheek observations of life as a writer for David Letterman's Late Show, as a radio DJ, and as a TV host. And now he's here to share his best-loved bits from across the years in a quick and snappy set of reads guaranteed to turn your frowns upside down.Mining all aspects of his rich personal experience as a beleaguered father, Cub Scout laggie, and humble everyman who stubbornly dances to the beat of his own drum, Murphy wittily taps into our shared truths. And from matching mac-and-cheese boxes with popular song titles in the grocery store to dramatically depicting the deflation of small-town egos, he burnishes the bland until even the most mundane moment will tickle your funny bone.If you've ever enjoyed a wry grin while musing on your own ups and downs, this charming and zany break from the grind promises to light up your day.Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a delightful compilation of 80+ slice-of-life anecdotes and end-of-chapter puns and jokes. If you like carefree chuckles, cringeworthy dad jokes, and off-the-wall reflections, then you'll love R. Scott Murphy's quirky compendium.Buy Fun Stories Greatest Hits for a goofy guffaw today!

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How To Stop A Dog Barking - Methods to Stop Your Dog's Excessive Barking! It's completely natural for dogs to bark, and it's one of their most essential forms of communication after energy and body language. Dogs will bark as a warning, to guard their pack and territory. They'll also bark to express excitement. Those forms of barking are hardly ever a nuisance and don't last for very long. That's the reason why nuisance barking generally has the same cause and the same solution. When a dog barks too much, it's almost always telling you that he's bored and is searching for stimulation or a challenge. Unavoidably, excessive barking signifies there's a problem with the human, and not the dog; there's something not balanced in the pack, so the dog's needs are not being satisfied. The barking is the sole method the dog has to inform you something is wrong. This eBook will try to help you, dog owners, to figure out why your dog is barking excessively and what you can do to handle the situation.

For over 20 years ALONSO RUIZ has been one of the most original and innovative cartoonists and illustrators in Mexico, publishing political cartoons for several newspapers as well as commercial illustrations. This is a short collection of Alonso's work as a cartoonist and illustrator dating bac to the 1990s and forwarding all the way to the present. Por más de 20 años ALONSO RUIZ ha sido uno de los caricaturistas e ilustradores más originales e innovadores de México, publicando cartón político en varios periódicos, así como ilustraciones comerciales. Esta es una pequeña colección del trabajo de Alonso como caricaturista e ilustrador desde los 1990s y avanzando hasta el presente.

EVERYTHING THE SCOTS LOVE ABOUT THE ENGLISH For hundreds of years, since the 13th Century in fact, Kings, Queens, Cockneys, bankers, Old Etonians and other general twats from south of the border, and that London in particular, have generally got on Scotland's nerves and made our lives a misery. And then, after years of suppressed superiority, and a particularly obnoxious 40 year period after England won the World Cup and couldn't stop going on about it, Scotland finally secured its chance to break free: the Referendum, September 18th, 2014. And we bottled it. Here though, to cheer you up, detailed in 68 gloriously empty pages, and fuelled by this utterly depressing development, is a complete breakdown of everything us Scots love about the English. Enjoy it - it's ours, and they can never take it away from us*. (*Correct as of publication date). "A wee bit of casual racism, but". SCOTSMAN "Barry". TIMES "Offensive". WILL MORAN, AUTHOR, LIKE YOUR FRIENDS Other Empty Books include: THE ENCYLOPAEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN DAVID CAMERON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT BANKERS BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL MANCHESTER UNITED: THE TROPHY CABINET STORY 2014- 2050 ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE GOOD REASONS TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA EVERYTHING FUN ABOUT UKIP

"After reading Spooky Tales Of The Screamy, I realized only one author could do justice to the tales that needed to be told. My tales, even as unlikely as they were! That author was Ian Loftin!" The Hootenanny. Like the Mothman, Chupacabra, Jersey Devil and the Skunk Ape. The Hootenanny needs a place to reside, and he found a place that coincidentally not only shared his name and his unconventional appearance and his unconventional way of looking at life. Presented here are twenty five tales from The Hootenanny and Hootenanny Hollow as told to and interpreted by Ian Loftin. An anthology of tales of bizarre people and bizarre places. Places both known and unknown. Tales to stimulate the imagination and nourish the mind. And like Spooky Tales Of The Screamy, family appropriate. Unlikely tales, yes. Entertaining tales, yes. Readable tales, yes.

Pyramid Crazy MazeThe Ultimate Complicated Level for Maze Explorer, Large Print, 1 Maze per Page, Book III is specially design for Maze Explorer who want more challenge. This maze puzzle game is for everyone: - Teens and Adults, Men or Women, all of them have fun with this games.This book contains 51 Maze Game in Square printed on the large paper (8x10 inch) to allow you to handle easily and convenient to draw the line from start to the finish. Grab this one!!! and train your brain first while waiting for another new release!

F*ck You, Pay Me! is a delightful "kids" book for grown ups. Based on a true story, F*ck You, Pay Me! provides a message of courage and hope to millions of hardworking freelancers, work-at-home moms and dads, and entrepreneurs just trying to get paid for their work.

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A fun look at one of life's most annoying trials. Not to be taken the least seriously and the book does not offer any medical advice. If you have a rash consult a dermatologist!

Azra Kononovich's got a lot to handle when she arrives in New York City with her two beckering best friends. She thinks she is about to have the ultimate experience in her life. With a big city comes a big dream. The three girls are going to spread their wings and live like the wild girls they always dream to be. Now all they have to do is just say 'yes' to everything. Yes to adventures, dream jobs, and probably romance. Easy, right? Wrong. Little did they know that being an adult takes more than just being one. They soon find themselves in situations where they need experiences and talents. But where do they get the experience without having experienced it first? And none of them have any useful talents. Dealing with a cynical money-crazed landlady is another problem. To top it all, they fall for the same girl. Under that much stress, will the trio fall apart or can they hold it together to conquer life itself?

Jane O'Doe's new series about the lives and living of a group of young, idiosyncratic West Los Angeles people that like themselves exactly the way they are.

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.

mated! Ballad: TO MY BRIDE--(WHOEVER SHE MAY BE.) Oh! little maid!--(I do not know your name Or who you are, so, as a safe precaution I'll add)--Oh, buxom widow! married dame! (As one of these must be your present portion) Listen, while I unveil prophetic lore for you, And sing the fate that Fortune has in store for you. You'll marry soon--within a year or twain - A bachelor of circa two and thirty: Tall, gentlemanly, but extremely plain, And when you're intimate, you'll call him -BERTIE.- Neat--dresses well; his temper has been classified As hasty; but he's very quickly pacified. You'll find him working mildly at the Bar, After a touch at two or three professions, From easy affluence extremely far, A brief or two on Circuit---soup- at Sessions; A pound or two from whist and backing horses, And, say three hundred from his own resources. Quiet in harness; free from serious vice, His faults are not particularly s

La obra más importante de este genial periodista estadounidense.Nacido en 1842 en Ohio, y desaparecido misteriosamente en México hacia 1913, Bierce fue un escritor ácido, cínico, desenfadado e inteligente. Nada escapó de su original pluma, ni las instituciones de su país ni el feminismo. Este diccionario se presenta hoy en una edición revisada y ampliada con más de 800 nuevas palabras. Cada una de sus definiciones supone un instante de regocijo para el lector. Un libro para tener siempre a mano y leer cada noche.

Relatos, monólogos y entradas de diario que surgen en una atmósfera post-mariana entrelazándose por su relación dialógica. Es un texto experimental cuya función es confrontar al lector con sus perspectivas.

This is a compendium about a battle with depression, anxiety, hot weather, and militant introversion. It is also about plumbers, spiders, loud neighbours, video games, books, and cats. This book is not a therapy book for those who suffer with depression or anxiety, nor is this book intended as a disparagement or a glorification of my mental and social difficulties; it is a record of how I have learned to cope with them, and is intended as a comedy not a tragedy. I invite everyone to laugh along with me through one of the worst years of my life, and hope that by reading about my tribulations, you will come to understand why I hate summer.

The adventures of youth! All the things our parents never found out about. There are no substitutes for being free to explore and learn without the restraints of parents saying no. Parents want their children to be safe, children want to push the boundaries and experience thrills. In the end, kids will always find what they need. This humorous series of shorts follows the true life tales of adolescents pushing the boundaries of excitement and adventure to the limit in Southern Australia. By evading the shackles of Adults, we cut loose and made our own fun and laughter. Typically, we then had to use our ingenuity to find our way out of the messes that inevitably followed. A wonderful book for all ages.

Jonathan Goodfellow is an accountant. One day God looked down upon the earth and saw that he was meek and mild and thought that it was a good thing. This was the start of the disruption of Jonathan's quiet life and began the series of misadventures that then took place. Misadventures as varied as being hit on the head by a one legged, one eyed dwarf wielding a golf club, dying, meeting God in heaven and being offered the choice of carrying God's message and reforming the human race or going to hell.Jonathan becomes the new Messiah and makes desperate attempts to convince people of his bona fides. Ranged against him are a number of forces that include The Legal Ruler's Society, a group of lawyers who have been in league with Satan for many years and who are plotting to take over the world in the name of evil when the moment is right.Satan, like God, decides to leave human beings to their own ends and offers the world to the lawyers if they leave him alone to fulfil his twenty-year-old ambition to break one hundred and twenty at golf. Satan put the idea of the game into the heads of the Geordies as a means of driving people mad and getting them to do terrible things to one another. Hell has been converted into a golf course and everyone there must play two rounds a day. No one is allowed to break one hundred and twenty on pain of terrible torture.Along the way Jonathan does make converts. Most of them are the poor and downtrodden, the criminal and the insane. The one exception is his main disciple, Marcie Mabelgrove, chief investigative reporter with the Daily Bugle, and love blossoms in Jonathan's lonely life.In all of the mayhem that takes place, there remains the voice of sanity in the form of Jonathan's two white, albino, Himalayan, dwarf rabbits. Bugs and Thumper have been deputised by God as the communication point for Jonathan, and God has granted them the power to speak to Jonathan. Like all rabbits, Bugs and Thumper are practical and down to earth creatures who are not swayed by the tempestuous events around them.The book reaches its climax in the last battle of good versus evil on earth as the evil lawyers, led by the portly, cigar smoking, cask wine drinking, Jones P. senior, battle a group of aged pensioners on the banks of the Murray River.

The perfect book for parents of boys! Instead of feeling frustrated by boys, and their version of cleanliness, see art in their attempts! "How Boys Hang Towels" is the ideal reading material for the guest bath. Or - know a future parent of boys? Makes a great gift for a baby shower.

The Souls of Black Folk is a pivotal collection not only within the oeuvre of W. E. B. Du Bois' work, but in the whole of the history of sociology and as a mantlepiece of African-American literary history. Drawn from many previously published essays, Du Bois' work reveals the way in which America was reconstructing and redefining itself as a country and culture in the wake of the Civil War forty years prior. Drawn from sociological data as well as his own personal experiences, poetry, history, and song, Du Bois weaves an intricate portrait of African-American culture and life at the beginning of the twentieth century.

A book with three short humor stories with cartoon pictures to make you laugh!

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book.Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This book is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.It would also make a great gift for a dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentists joke book is a complete gas! Brace yourself and buy it now!

If you love trains and the allure of the rails, you will savor these tales of life as a railroader. Train of Thought captures memories of an earlier time on the glorious Santa Fe Railroad. When he signed on with the railroad in 1971, college boy Terry Beck wasn't looking for anything beyond a summer job. Instead, he found his place in a time honored lineage of railroaders that some think may have been the last of a disappearing breed. Once he figured out he needed to buy a bag and keep it packed, his adventures began and continued nearly 40 years. Besides his own exploits and lessons, he recounts stories that have been handed down by the people he worked with. Some of them may even be true.

Are you an architect looking for some humor in your life? Do you want to break the monotony of your workday and inject some laughter into your routine? Look no further than the "Architect's Joke Book"!This hilarious book is filled with jokes and puns specifically tailored to the architectural profession. From design mishaps to construction blunders, this ultimate collection of the very best architects jokes and puns will have you and your colleagues laughing until you cry. Some of these architects jokes are old, some are new, and the clever wordplay and witty humor will leave you chuckling.But it's not all just laughs and giggles - this architects jokes book is also a valuable resource for architects looking to improve their communication skills. As the saying goes, "laughter is the best medicine", and using humor in the workplace can improve teamwork, creativity, and overall job satisfaction.So why not add the "Architect's Joke Book" to your collection? It's a fun and lighthearted way to break up the seriousness of the profession and bring some joy into your workday. Whether you're a seasoned architect or just starting out, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face and make you the office favorite. BUY it now !

The Coffee Joke Book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."

Two short stories about church humor. Very funny and will make you laugh! Big and colorful pictures to describe the stories. Readable for children and adults!

Are you tired of the clutter and chaos that comes with aging? Do you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff in your life? If so, it's time to embrace the power of minimalism.In "The Power of Minimalism in Aging," you'll discover the secrets to living a simple, fulfilling life in your golden years. You'll learn how to let go of the excess and focus on what really matters, whether that's spending time with loved ones, pursuing hobbies and passions, or just enjoying the present moment.This book isn't just about getting rid of things. It's about embracing a new mindset that will transform the way you live. You'll learn to appreciate the beauty of simplicity and find joy in the little things. You'll discover the true cost of living a cluttered life and why less really is more.With practical tips and advice for every aspect of your life, from your home to your social connections, "The Power of Minimalism in Aging" is a must-read for anyone looking to simplify their life and find happiness in the process.But don't take our word for it. Here's what some readers have to say: "I've always felt weighed down by all the stuff in my life, but I didn't know where to start. This book gave me the motivation and guidance I needed to start decluttering and embracing a simpler way of life.""I never realized how much my possessions were holding me back until I read this book. Now, I feel free to pursue my passions and live the life I want.""This book is a game-changer. I wish I had read it years ago."So why wait? Start your journey to a simpler, more fulfilling life today with "The Power of Minimalism in Aging."