Humor

PICKING LOSERS is 124 pages of laugh-out-loud racetrack cartoons. No one is safe from the irreverence, not jockeys, trainers, vets, officials, management, fans, owners nor even the horses! REVIEWS: from ANDREW BEYER, "Rich, You've got some very funny bits. My wife saw it on my desk and read it, and particularly liked "I can't find a pulse......" from GARY WEST Dallas Morning News, "Love the book, thanks. I'll buy a few more and give them to friends for Christmas. from BILL CHRISTINE Los Angeles Times, "Rich, You've missed your calling! I'll give you a plug." from VINNIE PERRONE The Washington Post, "An absolute gem." Four of the most widely respected racing journalists agree - - Picking Losers is really a lot of fun and makes for a clever gift. Share the laughter with someone who knows the breed!

Aufs Neue füllt Inge Schlüter ein Buch mit ihren kurzweiligen Kolumnen. Der Mix aus Humor, Kritik und Information gibt diesen Texten ihre besondere Note. Wer über Alltägliches oder Irrwitziges nachdenken oder schmunzeln möchte, ist mit diesem Band aus der Reihe "Informitzig" bestens bedient.

Need a gift for a 50 year old man or woman? This funny notebook will be perfect. This inexpensive gift will make everyone laugh. Great Over the Hill birthday gift for a man or woman.Book features: 6x9 Soft Cover120 Lined PagesUse for a gratitude journal, notes, or grocery list

Good news!! By popular demand (theirs) that fearless crime-busting duo, Inspector Dahler and Detective Nicholls, are back in action, eager to continue their mission: "Making the streets safe for decent citizens." This sequel to DAHLER AND NICHOLLS FIGHT CRIME! (CRIME WINS) showcases our heroes' many unexpected triumphs plus the occasional disastrous miscalculation. Last, but far from least, they are ably assisted by their faithful canine compatriot, Horatio.* *Often referred to by Captain Cramer as "the brains of the outfit."

With a humorous outlook, Jacqueline Becker takes on aging and its effects on every aspect of her life. From family and personal health to dead friends and the question of an afterlife, no topic is off limits in this down-to-earth book. Author will donate 18% of her royalties to Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital for cancer research. Addressing the contradictions of aging, Becker writes about struggling to feel valued as her role as the matriarch of the family slowly transitions from her to her daughter while she watches her daughter flourish as a parent. She discusses her husband's refusal to acknowledge their shared situation and not being able to talk to the one person who should sympathize the most. And she delves into her medical conditions and her struggle to stay on her toes-despite eight hammertoes. Whether she's relating her personal experience with striving to make her body reflect the youthfulness she feels or trying to force her husband to drink more water, Becker's wit refreshes. In this collection of personal narratives, Becker explores where she is in life, where she's going, and where she wants to be. She perfectly captures the spirit of the uphill battle to keep from feeling like you're over the hill.

Do you want to see 416 new rotten cocktail recipes, most undrinkable? Do you want to recite aloud some wonderfully dreadful new cocktail poetry? No? Too bad. Get this wonderful volume anyway. The usual gang of idiots needs you hard-earned dough. Cough it up now, and get this great volume of miscellany.Here's what they're saying about "Lobo's World-Classless Cocktails: ""I'd rather be drinking." - Tyrone Shoelaces, The Quarterly Bungle. "I don't understand the flow of the story" - Gary Shattire, The Chicago Chugger. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face." - Daryl Lickt, The Hourly World News. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence. "Where do we get our money back?" - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead." - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse. "The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel. "I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game." - Curt Reply, The Gummy Gamer. "They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O!" - James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call. "If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing, The Illiterary Journal.

After an uncanny Super Bowl win, coming from behind in the final quarter to win everything, the New England Patriots began their weirdest off-season ever: rivaling the Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, or even Ancient Aliens, the New England team prepared for another season with off-season zest and outrageous behavior. From a championship ride through the streets of Boston to a million fans to winning the ESPY award, you can follow every strange moment in Patriots history of 2017.It's a hilarious romp that could make a highlight reel of its own.

"It's instant comic relief." -- Daily Glow Celebrating the creative side of failure: "F" stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. This funny book for teens celebrates the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to. F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register? A: Mariah Carey), the humanities (Q: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? A: Unusual names), math, or other subjects, Richard Benson's book proves that while everyone enjoys the spectacle of failure, it's even sweeter to see a FAIL turn into a WIN. - Contains 250 hilariously wrong test answers from exams in Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Math, Business and Technology, Psychology, History and Geography, and English. - Laugh out loud funny for teachers and students alike. - With the handwriting - and doodles - of the test taker, readers will have flashbacks of anxiously sitting over a test paper chewing on the end of a pencil. Fans of F for Effort and F This Test will love F in Exams...and perhaps be a little envious of the students who took full advantage of not knowing the correct answer. Celebrating the creative side of failure with 250 totally wrong test answers. - A perfect coffee table, bathroom or bar top conversation-starting book - Makes a great graduation, teacher appreciation and teacher retirement gift

PHILADELPHIA CAN BE A ROUGH PLACE TO LIVE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR MOM IS A CRACK WHORE. TOMMY MAY BE ONLY A CHILD BUT HE'S DEALING WITH SOME REAL-WORLD PROBLEMS.

Come with me and explore my crazy brain, discovering my wild attempts at going back in time, cloning dinosaurs, starting private militaries, purchasing mountains, flying to Mars, making movies, selling videogames, and playing professional baseball. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you won't care about any of it. But read it anyway, because you'll hurt my feelings if you don't!

LAUGH, LAUGH AND LAUGH! New, Updated and Expanded - 2nd Edition As they say, 'Laughter is the best medicine'. And what better way to laugh than by reading jokes! Get this book NOW for some REAL entertainment and fun. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Align your mind, body, soul and spirit - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. Clean jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Get the book now! Also get a Bonus book inside - ABSOLUTELY FREE

*** AVAILABLE ONLY IN THE US SINCE LANGUAGE & SITUATIONS ARE US-SPECIFIC ***They say laughter is the best medicine, and the "You Might Be A Gardener If..." clean joke book for adults is full of silly good fun that will have you shaking your head while laughing out loud.Written by a gardener for gardeners, no topic is off limits. From gardening skills, to garden compost and preserving the harvest, this comical book exposes it all.With an offbeat cover illustration that makes people want to peek inside, this book makes an excellent bathroom reader for dad, a hilarious gift for an adult friend, or the greatest evening of laughter together for an entire family.If you're looking for a wholesome gift that is laugh-out-loud funny, then look no further. Order your copy of "You Might Be A Gardener If..." TODAY!

For the past few years author Vincent Yanez has been submitting a weekly cartoon to his hometown newspaper, The Arizona Silver Belt. To his surprise, they often publish them. This is a collection of those cartoons.

A little girl by the name of Sarah frantically left the schoolyard in search of her mother. On her journey down an alley pathway, unknown to her, she was overwhelmed by the noise of music. And so without hesitation, she followed the sound in hopes of fulfilling her quest. Her curiosity led her to a surprising discovery. Ideas for writing stories can come from anywhere. This story came alive from somewhere deep inside an imaginary mind, where a little orphan girl once lived. People in Her Path are based on fiction. It is a series of books based on events that would take the character Sarah from a childhood life journey into adulthood.

A collection of adult jokes from the incomparable Cathouse Katie.

Great Gift! Wordplay and Laughter at Home! There is nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories before the zombie invasion comes!! So keep the family entertained before the ZOMBIES come to eat your brains! Zombie Jokes for Kids is a brilliant Halloween gift, packed full of jokes that will keep the kids giggling for hours!

Boots has a problem; his name is Pup. Follow these two funny aliens on their comic adventures as they adopt a worm, find a job and do a horrible job mowing the lawn! This collection of comics is suitable for kids and adults. Comics, after all, are for kids!"Simply drawn, and kid-friendly yet witty enough for older readers to appreciate." (cbr.com)

Bellas cartas de amor que no te dejarán indiferente...Majaretas y sus cartas, humor absurdo, situaciones descabelladas...

This bumper edition of the very popular book 'In France we eat sofas!' contains an even bigger list of the funniest French phrases (150+) and a picture quiz to help you check your learning with even more fun or set up a quiz to enjoy with your family and friends! Discover the great sense of humour of the French language! French like you've never learnt it at school! The French do speak a funny language indeed! Funnily enough they don't even know it! What do you think they mean when they say: 'Did you casserole her/him last night?' or 'He farts in silken sheets!'? You do not need to know any French to enjoy reading this book as the 150+ very typical phrases contained in the book are translated literally into English and introduced in context through five hilarious anecdotes (all in English too), depicting two young Frenchies' first trip to England. A glossary in both languages is also provided after each story to further assist you into guessing and enjoying the meaning of these handpicked expressions. This book is aimed at any adult reader with a good sense of humour and/or an interest in the French language and culture. The perfect gift book! There is also a version written all in French for advanced French learners ('En France on mange des sofas! Bumper edition') also available on all amazon websites. The perfect gift for College or University students of French, in need of a motivation boost! Feel free to visit the author's Facebook page (Adriano Justin Capuano Author) and Goodreads page.

It is a book of jokes that fits children and adults and can make you laugh with tears of joy.

A seriously funny sketch comedy book for serious sketch comedy fans. That's Just Wrong! is the first short collection of sketch comedy by Emmy-nominated writer Charles Horn (Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken: Star Wars). These sketches have brought the house down in numerous theaters and sketch comedy festivals. From dating to relationships to addiction to tragedy to nursery rhymes to time travel to self-pleasure, we invite you to laugh along with some of the finest and best-written sketch comedy around. What People Are Saying: "LOL!!!" "couldn't stop laughing" "knee-slapping funny" "Hilarious. Love to see sketches with such great endings."

For those who care about human life, those who have sympathy for those beleaguered people who are or have suffered extreme pain, than please read this book, read heart-wrenching details of Brutal War Crimes, Sexual Violence, Rape of Men & Women and Beheading's, crimes that some people so frivolously commit that puts entire humanity to shame; ---- Who does it and why are such heinous Crimes committed? What are the Motives of the Perpetrators those who commit such inhuman crimes? Why is Domestic Violence so Brutal and what are the effects of domestic violence? Can we find any solution to stop such horrendous heart-rending crimes from happening? If so, than, what are the solutions? To get better Perspective and Insight, to understand the history and reasons behind such ridiculously vicious crimes, Please Read this Revolutionary Book, A very Comprehensive and In-depth Analysis of Savage War Crimes and Terrifying Domestic Violence.

Inspired by our current political distress, Goodnight Poon shares the miseries and hopes for our White House and for the future of our nation. Goodnight Poon is a parody of a popular children's book titled Goodnight Moon, but what Goodnight Poon offers is a way to finally say Good Morning. For those of you who do not know what a poon is, Google it, buy the book, and enjoy many laughters with your friends as you lull them into a slumber compared only to when time was simple, like November 7, 2016.

A collection of poetry by Alfred Fisher that includes humor among other topics. The poems also strangely depict his life. Like an autobiography but worse.

"If I am going to explain our way of shopping to you," said my companion, as we walked along the street, "you must explain your way to me. I have never been able to understand it from all I have read on the subject. For example, when you had such a vast number of shops, each with its different assortment, how could a lady ever settle.

A funny humor book for adults and children. A book based on a poem I wrote!

Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh.I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Motherhood is STILL the toughest - and STILL the funniest - job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - TGIF means nothing to a mother! You said it before and you're saying it again, "I STILL just want to pee alone!" I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Bad Parenting Moments Let Me Start By Saying The Sh*tastrophy. Featuring essays like: It's Not Pee. It's You. Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. And Then God Laughed Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies

Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

The world looks different a year after the dead rose from their graves. Survivors live in walled enclaves while the zombies roam freely in the wasteland. John, Chris and Erik have made their home in the enclave of Haven and earn their keep in town by scavenging for supplies outside the walls. These excursions bring them face-to-face with grubby urchins, deadly warlords and hordes of the undead. But not all threats lie beyond the walls. The dads are beginning to wonder if they can trust the people in charge. Things aren't looking good and the longer the end of the world drags on, the more danger they're sure to find themselves in.

Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives - we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Baby SideburnsAK Turner My Husband Ate All My Ice CreamBad Parenting Moments. Read hilarious essays like: Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother's Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)Exploding With Love, LiterallyRomance is OverratedLife With the Thin GuyDear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?