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Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives - we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Baby SideburnsAK Turner My Husband Ate All My Ice CreamBad Parenting Moments. Read hilarious essays like: Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother's Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)Exploding With Love, LiterallyRomance is OverratedLife With the Thin GuyDear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?

Introducing the uproarious and New York Times best-selling book, "I Just Want to Pee Alone"! Join the ranks of thousands of satisfied readers who have discovered this side-splitting collection of essays by a group of fearless and talented moms.Unleashing their unfiltered thoughts and witty perspectives, these moms dive headfirst into the realities of motherhood with unwavering honesty and a hefty dose of humor. It's no wonder this book has soared to the top of the New York Times best-seller list, captivating readers across the nation with its relatability and uproarious tales.Inside the pages of "I Just Want to Pee Alone," you'll find a treasure trove of stories that will have you gasping for breath between fits of laughter. From navigating the challenges of pregnancy to wrestling with the chaos of parenting, these essays touch upon every aspect of the rollercoaster ride that is raising children.Whether you're a new mom seeking solace, a seasoned parent in need of a good chuckle, or simply someone who appreciates the art of storytelling, this book is an absolute must-read. Brace yourself for a wild ride through the ups and downs of motherhood as you join these brave moms on their hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes downright outrageous journeys.Don't miss out on the sensational "I Just Want to Pee Alone," a New York Times best seller that will leave you in stitches and remind you that you're not alone in the often messy, but always remarkable, world of motherhood. Get your copy today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache!

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'My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks...' 'My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...' Whether you're making a speech for a wedding or an anniversary, or just want a good laugh, this laugh-a-minute book will keep you chortling at the ups and downs of weddings and married life.

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Adult Valentine's Coloring BookFeaturing 30 different designs, including hearts, cupids, valentine chocolate candy, valentine mandala designs, and much more!

Color your way to Bucolia! Bucolia: a nearaway place over the river and into the hills where... -Cattle cowspire to wage cowrilla warfare against unwitting humans -Potlucks and fence posts replace CNN -Scotch and Merlot are as essential to good gardening as fertilizer and water -There be witches, wolves, and wild winged wonders -Truncated gerunds dominate the dialect -Mystifying, monstrous machines rule the roads -Cats and dragonflies become spiritual oracles -Frayed and unraveled lives are rewoven And... -You must drag your home over a mountain logging road just to get there Bring your crayons, markers, and coloring pencils; drop on by, pick up some farm-fresh flowers, eggs and zucchini-just leave your money in the pickle jar.

Presented as a miraculous cure-all, Tono-Bungay is in fact nothing other than a pleasant-tasting liquid with no positive effects. Nonetheless, when the young George Ponderevo is employed by his uncle Edward to help market this ineffective medicine, he finds his life overwhelmed by its sudden success. Soon the worthless substance is turned into a formidable fortune as society becomes convinced of the merits of Tono-Bungay through a combination of skilled advertising and public credulity.

What makes happy people happy? Why are some people happier even in seemingly bad situations compared to other people in seemingly better situations? This book explored how to turn around your life and steer it towards happy disposition. This book argues that the fewer fucks you give, the happier you'll live. No fucks given attitude is what really makes a helluva difference. The potential of happiness is exponential if you have a zero fucks given attitude.Anyone following a strict routine of 0 fucks given can vouch for this book. It appears to be a very small change on the surface, but it literally changes people's lives for better. Life is always going to be a mix of some great, some good, some ok, some shitty, and some horrible situations. You need to keep in mind that "this too shall pass" applies to all of these life experiences. So, enjoy the good times without giving any fucks, as well as swoosh by the bad ones without giving a damn.If you follow the strategy in this book, you are sure to be categorized as the happiest person in the room!

So, you want a man?Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts.99% of your romantic relationships have failed.You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships.The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking.In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately.Don't go hunting birds with hammers.Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.)Learn how to net Mr. Right.After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: Older MenShort MenBrown Men... and many others.It works. I've gotten women laid."Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - AnonymousPlease buy the book, so I can continue my research ...and drink better wine while I'm at it.

Political cartoonist and author Paxton Frombaugh has created this little parody in the hopes that we can combat willful ignorance with laughter. It was inspired by our current President's decision to ignore the great majority of the scientific community, and instead rely upon his own opinion. I hope you enjoy it! "I'll probably be arrested for writing this recommendation, but the book is too good for me to stay silent; and we can dance until we're put up against the wall and shot. Mr. Frombaugh, author and political cartoonist, has created a protest spoof that should be put on the bookshelf next to Kurt Vonnegut, if Paxton would change his last name to Vrombaugh of course. I was delighted reading it and a bit shocked at his daring. He doesn't hold back! Mostly, the book gave me a bit of comfort, and if you're scared because the lunatics have taken over the asylum, then read this. It'll make you feel a little better. Paxton reminds us that as long as we have art and words, we are still free." -T. Fox Dunham, author of Destroying the Tangible Illusion of Reality or Searching for Andy Kaufman

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Are you or a loved one feeling poorly or depressed? In need of some laughs to brighten the day? "Get Well Soon" is a book full of jokes and humour to help you smile and chuckle and keep the doctor away.

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In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also wrote the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to stand up to fear and ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

This collection of literature attempts to compile many of the classic, timeless works that have stood the test of time and offer them at a reduced, affordable price, in an attractive volume so that everyone can enjoy them.

Violent confrontations between law enforcement and the public are on the rise and fueling a national debate. This book answers the question, how can we stop these violent confrontations from occurring in the first place? Written by former Los Angeles Police Officer Michael Lewis, An In Depth Analysis on How to Avoid Violent Confrontations with Law Enforcement, is a satirical book and one of the shortest books ever written. However, the book's message is not satirical but a message which every parent should tell their child. It's a message seldom stated by the media, politicians or even law enforcement. Over my career I know that the vast majority of law enforcement Officers don't want to get involved in a use-of-force incident. Its the citizen's who are really in control of the Police Officer's actions. The answer to the question on how to avoid a violent confrontation with law enforcement begins and ends on page one, with one single message with one single sentence. I hope you find the book a bit humorous but the message is important. It can literally save lives.

This is the fourth book in the series, 'A Town Called Gurdon.' In it are humorous stories and adventures on every page. It is about myself, my nemesis Lucy who is my cat, two blonde girls, my friend Elmer and the town of Gurdon. It is a laugh out loud fictional book that everyone can, and will, enjoy.

Five short stories dealing with the escapades of society women in America and England.

It is THAT time, again. How did HRC lose the Presidential Election, again. Again, lets see what could have happened. What did Happen. Why did it happen is what some folks still ask themselves. Either way, lets hear it, again, What Happened, This Time. This is a Humor Novelty Book.

This selection of early Wodehouse stories was assembled for Project Gutenberg. The original publication date of each story is listed in the Table of Contents.

Shit happens to everyone for all reasons. Some shit is self-inflicted by poor decisions, and some shit that happens is unfair and undeserved. Some shit you want to forget and some shit you don't, hence, this is your journal to write that shit down that you always want to remember exactly how it went down. This "Shit List because shit happens" journal will make you feel better once it is documented. Don't forget, to make sure those you care about have the same right to keep track of Shit, treat them to a journal of their own!

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Petey, Bubbles (Peteys' miniature pig), and Janie go to the lake. When Bubbles gets frightened, he lets out a nauseous gas that stops anyone in their tracks.

In the 1950's a shapeshifting monster known as the Rauschmonstrum revealed himself to the world as the manipulator and shaper of much of mankind's history. The Rauschmonstrum's appearance into public life caused massive changes in the political and cultural life of the United States, as well as all over the world. Through this collection of interviews the Rauschmonstrum has had over a more than 50 year period, we get a sense of the interesting new world he has created.

Newly edited, Israel Rank is the black comedy that inspired the 1946 film "Kind Hearts and Coronets" and the award-winning Broadway show, "A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder."Israel Rank has loving parents, a comfortable home, and the charm, brains, attractiveness, and ambition to get him through life with ease. But he's not satisfied. He's an heir the Gascoyne earldom, a position of power and wealth, and he's determined to get it. All he has to do is kill of everyone in line in front of him, preferably without getting caught. Re-edited by Cavalier Classics.

You are my everything child, I wish I could explain. Unclench your teeth you little shit, here comes the choo choo train! follow the real life story of a little boy and his mother in this laugh out loud. rhyming story book.