Humor

This book is about the escapades of a bon-vivant engineer after the death of his long-time wife and companion. He joins every group that may contain single women in his search for a new lover. What happened was a complete surprise.

Crazy and WACKY works of graffiti, product labels, etc. from around the world! You will wet your pants laughing.

Mike Francesa has been dominating New York sports talk for over 30 years. From winning countless WFAN ratings books to inspiring his own convention to deservedly becoming a member of the National Radio Hall of Fame, Mike's influence is undeniable. Since going solo in 2008, Mike has added viral sensation to his resume as some of his exchanges with callers have spread like wildfire. Now, much like a rock band, Mike has earned the right to have his own collection of greatest hits.With callers chiming in from all over the United States, Francesa has answered such pressing questions as: What are emojis?Do the New York Giants and San Francisco Giants ever get together?Will a baseball team ever go 162-0?What is the Kansas City Model?How should you act when pulled over by the cops?Is Andy Pettitte a starting pitcher?Curated and adapted by comedian/songwriter Evan Wecksell (who also penned the song "Mike Francesa"), 'Mike Francesa's Greatest Hits' takes those memorable exchanges and converts them into theatrical scenes, proving that Francesa's content is universal. (NOTE: Foreword by Chris Russo is not the 'Mad Dog, ' but rather a wrestling commentator and friend of the author - also named Chris Russo.)

Pole Life is a celebration of pole dancing! It contains fifty five original illustrations; some funny, some insightful and some inspirational. If pole is a large part of your life, you will see yourself in the situations captured in the book. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll twerk.

Weapon of Love: For couples is a divinely inspired book designed for married and intending couples with the desire to have a marriage that thrives on the word of God. It is tailored to teach key lessons of Christian marriage to couples who may be struggling to keep the ship of their marriage afloat. You sure will learn a thing or two from this book, come on board and let's enjoy the voyage together.

A children's Happy Birthday book. Featuring Sergeant Kickbutt and the Yahoos.

Kurz bevor alles auseinanderfällt. Das Ende einer Freundschaft. Vorbereitungen ein Leben zurückzulassen. Die Dinge haben sich verausgabt. Nichts entwickelt sich, wie man es sich vorgestellt hat. Über den Horizont hinaussehen. Die andere Seite des Planeten anstreben.

Kids love this book!Family Friendly Halloween jokes for Kids of All Ages Wordplay and laughter in the scariest time of year! There's nothing like the gift of laughter to bring you together and make memories, so make the most of this Halloween with 'Halloween jokes for kids' providing hours of fun and laughter for all your friends and family.

* My personal email is in the back of this book, seriously, ask me any questions you might have after reading!* A true survival guide; U.S. Navy Boot Camp comes complete with a daily schedule and a week-by-week breakdown. Also includes tips, tricks, hints, and true stories from a former sailor. Don't waste your money on other books claiming to be complete, with ambiguous information and meaningless content that you can find with an internet search. You want answers? Here they are.

A guide to doing that taboo that you want to do so much. Ever have a crush on an older woman? Or maybe you've lusted for a girl half your age? Well this books gives tips and tricks on getting over the age difference and going for it! Or just seducing the woman of your choice. Look through forty-five different ways you can get the woman... or age appropriate girl... of your dreams. Not to mention various helpful hints and tools to get things moving.

This is my first collection of stories. These stories are completely true as I experienced them. These are stories of life we all go through and sometimes after the fact we laugh about them. I wanted to laugh at the stories so I wrote them down. I hope you enjoy laughing at my life's events.

A collection of short stories based on the life of an unlucky yet optimistic New England girl. It will make you laugh, cry and possibly boycott Starbucks.

Relax and delve into a world of dot-to-dots made just for you! This adult dot-to-dot book of relaxing seaside images will put your mind at ease as you let your cares slip away and enjoy connecting simple and manageable numbers of dots!The puzzles in this book include a wide variety of romantic images in and around the ocean! Our professional artists will leave you with breathtaking finished images that you can color, tear out and hang up if you like. You'll be blown away by the drawings and can try to figure each one out as they gradually appear in front of your eyes. There is an answer key at the end in case you get stuck!Each image is printed on high-quality paper and every drawing is followed by a blank sheet of paper so you never have to worry about tearing individual images out of the book.You will get: Puzzles ranging from 150 to 448 dotsOcean images including lounging on the shore, going surfing, watching the sun on the water, and many more!Skip around and work up to the extreme number of dots to challenge yourselfRelaxation and stress reliefProfessionally created images that will amaze you when completed!Bonus images from our other dot-to-dot books!Answer key at the endEnjoy the puzzles and let your stress melt away!

Over 300 jokes, more than 100 pages, written by the funniest fathers in the country!With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you.Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one. Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers. A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.Police are working tirelessly to catch him.You heard of that new band 999-Megabytes? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.My wife thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid.I keep telling her I could stop at any time.I've been happily married for four years.Out of a total of 10.I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me tell airport jokes.The doctor says it's terminal.Why did the baker go to work?He kneads the dough.Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me.I was like what the Helman!To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office . . . I will find you. You have my Word! Dad jokes make you cringe and groan - but also make your dad laugh out loud. This dad joke book makes the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who loves life and loves to laugh. A perfect dad gift from son, daughter or wife.

A monster of a jokebook! More than 100 jokes about everything ghoulish, from mummies to were-teachers to Big Foot, who can't even walk into a bar because he would need more feet for that. A perfect concoction of riddles, puns, and dark humor for Halloween!

Mindy is an unusual 10 year old. She enjoys school and prefers it over playing and television. But when she is asked by her teacher to enter a creative writing contest. Mindy is definitely in it to win it. As she writes an interesting speech about the future. She inspires us all with her intelligent writing skills and hard work and learns a wonderful life lesson along the way.

Harriet is a talented horse who can sing, dance and communicate with humans. She has always wanted to be a Movie Star and would like to try out for Animal Star Search. Her friend says she can stay in Newbury Park, CA with a cousin and he will help her. She just has to get there. She decides to take the Farmer's tractor. She confesses she never learned to read so she is given a piece of wood with the letters N E W on it. When she sees that, she is to stop and look for the cousin. She has difficulty with directions and ends up going east. Everyone she meets along the way is helped by Harriet as she lives a life of selfless service to others, taking only the minimum to get to her next destination, while in pursuit of her dreams. Many twists and turns along the road allow her to grow and realign her goals. Fun for all ages, there is something to be learned for every age in this LDS Comedy Adventure.

A funny joke book about the Kansas City Chiefs Football. It is filled with dirty jokes about your favorite Kansas City Chiefs fan you love to hate. It makes a great gift or a book to share with friends. You will be telling these jokes over and over again to your laughing friends.

The reader of Trouble in Flatbush is given a picture of 1948-50 Brooklyn in stunning detail through the eyes of a 12-year-old boy. This account is a meticulous biography of place. The voice of the 12 year old is funny and sweet. His adventures are tumultuous and the schemes invariably lead to intrigue and trouble. The sensations of mid century Brooklyn are all there: rose bushes on chain link fences, odors of horse droppings behind horse drawn carts, the excitement and dare of rides at the otherworldly setting of Coney Island and the sanctuary of a dead-end street. The adventures that took place there were burned into the memory of the author. The pulse of Brooklyn in 1950 is there. The boy senses change in his family and seeks to discover the cause. The year was filled with secret plots, stealth and disobedience. Finally, during a seedy show in the Midway of Coney Island he discovers the root of the trouble and shares a secret with his father. The naive days of childhood are at an end.

Dieses Witzebuch beinhaltet über 600 fiese, gemeine, ungerechte, sehr harte und geschmacklose Witze und eignet sich daher nur für Freunde des tief schwarzen Humors. Jedem Frühbucher, Einhorn-Fan sowie Warmduscher, der diese Art von Humor nicht mag oder verträgt, raten wir dringend von diesem Buch ab.Warnung! Dieses Witzebuch ist nicht für Kinder geeignet!Pressestimmen"Für Erwachsene mit einem Hang zum Schwarzen Humor ein Buch, was einem die Tränen in die Augen spült", Jade-Weser-Zeitung

Did you ever hear of the Don't Tell Motel? Maybe you have seen one. Did you ever wonder what kind of things go on there? Come with me as I take you on a short adventure into the happenings of the Don't Tell Motel and the people who visit them. These are the true stories as I myself have witnessed. Being a Manager here has taught me one thing that these motels are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get but it usually has "nuts"!

"Red Book" might not actually be 'Red' so to speak, but it will I hope be 'read' by lots of people...

Jonathan's Brainy birds is a coloring book in the style of a comic book. The content includes a series of thirty-six cartoon drawings of birds. Most illustrations include humorous captions. The humor consists of word play in the form of puns and alliteration. Children, especially boys and girls between the ages of seven and eleven, may find the cartoon birds amusing and entertaining. Adults, especially bird fanciers, may appreciate the humorous captions.

UPDATED 2002 EDITION Embark on a Hilarious Royal Adventure: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Dictator and Ruling a Kingdom! Are you ready to indulge in some lighthearted laughter while exploring the whimsical world of dictators, kings, and royalty? Look no further than this uproarious humor book that will take you on a side-splitting journey into the art of becoming a king and ruling over your very own realm. Become a Dictator is a delightful and tongue-in-cheek exploration of the ins and outs of royal life. Packed with witty anecdotes, clever insights, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book offers a fresh and comedic take on the grandeur, quirks, and challenges of a monarchy. Discover the secrets to wielding power, managing royal courtiers, and navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy with a touch of humor. From mastering regal etiquette to dealing with the royal budget, this book will have you chuckling as you navigate the whims and responsibilities of kingship. Uncover the not-so-serious side of dictators through hilarious tales of their eccentricities, their lavish lifestyles, and their amusing fears. With a touch of satire and wit, this book brings the world of royalty to life in a way that will have readers laughing and nodding in agreement. Whether you dream of wearing a crown or simply enjoying a good laugh, this is a must-have for your humor collection. Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and amused as you journey through the ups and downs of ruling a kingdom with a dose of hilarity. Get your copy today and let the laughter reign as you immerse yourself in the comical world of dictators, kings, crowns, and the hilarity that comes with the royal title.

The more or less true adventures of a city boy in the woods. From home repair to hunting to and unforgettable baptism, this book will have you laughing and wondering how the author came out alive.

Paolo Baltaro, personaggio noto negli ambienti musicali per l'appartenenza agli storici Arcansiel, Sorella Maldestra S.A.D.O. e Pillheads nonché per la sua attività solista e di produttore discografico, è nato nel 1967 a Genova da genitori italiani e vive attualmente a Londra.Nella prima parte troviamo alcuni racconti, legati da un apparente senso dell'assurdo, protagonista Arnaldo Plastica, alter ego dell' autore, mentre la seconda parte espone a corollario la teoria filosofica sulla quale tali racconti basano la propria ragione d'essere (il modello teorico-multidimensionale), conferendo all'opera una prevalente quanto inattesa valenza didascalica. Il lettore troverà in questo trattato un valido strumento per un nuovo approccio al pensiero complesso.

Have you ever wondered what a day in the life of a nurse might be like? This witty and humorous rant by author Shelby Crosswell, involves a collection of real events that will make you laugh and cringe. It's elegant design is easy to read, with the ability to open up to any page and instantly be entertained by the dialogue within.

D.O.L.P.H.I.N.S. is a science fiction and fantasy comedy set in modern day in a parallel universe where anything is possible. In Volume 5 Phinn looks for revenge against the Randars. Ace and his friends compete in a school fundraiser. The S.U.P.E.R.P.O.W.E.R. team faces new challenges.

The things people do and say will surprise, shock and disgust you. Driving the highways of America can be very entertaining. Experience the joy, the tragedy and the oddities of life on the road with this reality show in a book.

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