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In our globalised and digitalised world, English has become necessary. It's simply complex, which makes us keep learning. It is impossible to master all its intricacies in a lifetime; even native speakers are challenged with the daily arrival of new jargon, slang, and formal words and phrases.This book has words of thoughts, thoughts on words, and words to laugh at that will make you a better conversant in English. Anaphoras, aphorisms, euphemisms, epistrophes, false friends, jargon, metaphors, etcetera are explained with illustrations and photographs. Reading it is a fun way to maintain your appetite for the English language.The late US author H. Jackson Jr said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language". That's certainly how I feel. Bilingual and multilingual people are flexible, creative, and open-minded. They make me think and smile, such as this statement from an acquaintance: "Look at the round and red thing in my bras". (The French word "bras" is "arm" in English).

Have you ever seen a cartoon that reminds you exactly of your pet? Like, how did this cartoon capture my little furbaby so specifically? Well, virtually all the cartoons inside this book have been inspired by our collection of world class cartoonists' little doggies.These hunter gatherers (who have transformed to couch surfers) have been our friends for nearly all of history and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Unless, they learn how to open the fridge.Inside you will find 86 cartoons seemingly inspired by your favorite furry friend.Please enjoy this collection of cartoons while you ponder the eternal question of who domesticated who?90 pages. Hardcover, 8" x 8".

In this witty satire book, Greg Cote questions whether advances in technology always signify progress or if they are sometimes overrated.A humorous look at the past. Step into world of Back in My Day with Greg Cote, acclaimed Miami Herald columnist and podcaster. Through a collection of short essays, Cote delivers lighthearted yet thought-provoking rants on the perceived "new and improved" aspects of modern life through interesting stories.More than just a satire book. It's a journey through fun trivia, random interesting facts, and captivating stories. Perfect for fans of the Dan LeBatard Show and those seeking a dose of wit and wisdom, this book promises an entertaining read that leaves a lasting impression.Inside you’ll find:Greg Cote’s delightful exploration of the quirks and nuances of modern living.A chance to laugh, ponder the insights, and revel in the joy of discovering the unexpected.Stories of nostalgia to entertain an enlighten.If you liked I Remember That!, Why Do We Say That?, or The Origin of Names, Words and Everything in Between, you’ll love Back in My Day!

Ben French was an idler, a slacker, a lazy good for nothing all his days on earth. When his life ended and he was assigned to a job in the nether world, he wasn't too worried; he'd always found a way to avoid expending any effort and he'd do it now, too. He quickly found, though, that he couldn't avoid his duties. He was stuck for all eternity in the miserable, soul-crushing role of usher, pitchforking the remains of other lost souls into the blast furnace of forever, into the gaping maw of oblivion. The demands were unceasing and he badly needed a way out. Fortunately, he discovered an escape clause. Ben could rid himself of his obligations and make his days more comfortable if he somehow found a replacement. The Butcher of Souls chronicles Ben's search not only for a replacement but also for a return to his former existence, one of comfort and ease, of modest indulgences and everlasting peace.

The book Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a collection of fantastical essays, and erudite witticisms to entertain and enchant the eclectic thinker. The essays, quotations, and ephemera in Pretend I'm a Pomegranate relate tales of curious experiences, absurd situations, wonderful dreams, and the wise words of ancients. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate is a perfect book for fans of the effervescent Henri Munro (Saki) or those who remember the sages of spirituality like the pedantic Mothe Fenelon or those who have had an out-of-body experience. In other words, a perfect book for the general reader. If you have not raised an eyebrow of curiosity, or giggled shamelessly or had a word of wisdom whispered into the ears of your heart lately, seek out a pomegranate, peel it apart, taste and see what the extraordinary sweetness and radical red juice of it can do for you. Pretend I'm a Pomegranate

Tiffany Haddish está de regreso con su nueva y muy esperada colección de ensayos, Te Maldigo con Alegría. La última vez que los lectores se sentaron con Tiffany Haddish fue con su exitoso debut El Ultimo Unicornio Negro. Desde entonces, se catapultó a la fama como estrella de Girls Trip. Desfiló por la alfombra roja de los Oscar, estrenó exitosas comedias en Showtime y Netflix y pasó a la historia como la primera comediante negra en presentar Saturday Night Live y Shark Week. Pero no todo ha sido una fiesta. En estos ensayos humorísticos y sentidos, Tiffany se enfrenta a los altibajos de la vida. Hubo una época en la que Tiffany no sabía del todo quién era Tiffany. Antes de descubrir su propio estilo, se presentaba en el escenario vestida como sus compañeras de trabajo en la aerolínea para contar insípidos chistes de pitos. Se hundió. Fue necesario un pene falso, la ayuda de algunos amigos y un poco de apoyo de Bob Saget para que Tiffany descubriera quién era Tiffany. En este libro, Tiffany se enfrenta a sus traumas de infancia, a los desafíos de ser mujer negra en la industria del entretenimiento y a su agridulce reencuentro con su padre después de casi veinte años. Te Maldigo con Alegría es Tiffany Haddish sin filtros, invitando al lector a su intimidad, donde la alegría, la honestidad, el amor y el corazón están a la orden del día.

America's favorite cat is back with this new value-priced edition of three-in-one comic strips (contains: Garfield Road Pizza [#73], Garfield Home Cookin' [#74], and Garfield Fully Caffeinated [#75]) together for the first time in color and super-sized! When one Garfield isn't enough--there's only one thing better than a Garfield collection: three Garfield collections! GARFIELD ROAD PIZZA: Pizza always delivers! Any way you slice it, Garfield loves pizza. Without it, he's a wreck. His like-minded fans will surely savor this piping-hot collection of deliciously funny comics. Life is short. Eat now, and you can rest in pizza. GARFIELD HOME COOKIN': Someone's always cookin' up fun--and often trouble--in the Arbuckle home. Whether it's one of Jon's half-baked ideas or mischievous Garfield stirring the pot, it all boils down to an entertaining time for fans! GARFIELD FULLY CAFFEINATED: Garfield was born to be wired! Coffee--and lots of it--is the only way to kick-start his day. Got chocolate? He'll binge on that, too. Garfield lovers will get a jolt of joy from this collection of comics guaranteed to boost your spirits!

Norman can't find a job and he's running out of money. When you are desperate for money, what lengths will you go to get a job?Be careful what you wish for, you may get it. Norman takes drastic measures and they work but have unintended consequences that are bizarre and hilarious. Here is a comedy based on real issues of tech companies and hiring practices.The writer of this story worked with tech companies for 25 years while living in San Francisco. His career as an employment recruiter in SF and Silicon Valley gave him first hand knowledge to paint the accurate picture of living in the tech hub and seeing life inside these companies. Now he lives in LA writing comedic movies and spending his spare time worrying and dodging LA drivers.

The "Mrs. Maisel of Appalachia" packs a hilarious punch with real talk about what it's like to be a woman today--from rebelling against the latest diet trends to dealing with perimenopausal mean girls and attending rock concerts in middle age. For a long time, no one pulling the strings in the comedy world thought that an over-fifty woman from rural Tennessee could make it in the industry. But Leanne Morgan has defied the odds, reaching millions with her musings on hormones, low-rise britches, Weight Watchers, and her opposites-attract relationship with her husband, Chuck. In her charming southern accent, Morgan brings readers inside her quest to find her voice after spending many years trying to figure out what that meant. Along the way, we learn how she grew up as a butcher's daughter, landed a husband with health insurance, honed her stand-up technique selling jewelry at house parties, embraced the glories of aging, and surrendered to the comfort of wearing big flesh-toned panties. Equal parts warm and hilarious, this book is a must-read by one of comedy's rising stars--reminding you that every time life leaves you asking "What in the world?!," something good is bound to come out of it someday.

He's a dashing millionaire who thinks everything in life is one big joke, probably because he bathes in piles of money each morning. He's also my new neighbor, and after a humiliating experience in the cemetery that is my backyard, he becomes my shadow, showing up everywhere just to annoy me.I'm not a fan of happy people. They bother me with their constant grins and rainbows coming out of their ears, and Vander Booth is the king of smiles. Despite my efforts to scare him away with both my profession as an undertaker and my general need for frowning through most of my workday, he sticks around like a bad case of poison ivy.He is gorgeous though. I'll give him that. And when I see the way he coordinates outfits with his grandma just to make her happy, I'll admit my biological clock starts ticking. Add in his fear of real human connections and suddenly I find myself cheering for the guy instead of plotting his death.Though opposites can attract-and boy is my black lipstick attracted to his glow-in-the-dark smile-they don't stay together long-term. And they certainly can't co-exist when they're fighting constantly in a knock-down, drag-out competition for the same piece of land for their business venture. Or can they? Cue ominous organ music...

A hilarious anthology of the funniest bits from Dickens' novels, with a foreword by bestselling author Nick Hornby.Dickens: The Funny Bits is a brilliant anthology of the funniest extracts from Dickens' novels featuring his famous comic characters such as the Artful Dodger, Mr. Pickwick, Mr. Micawber, Dick Swiveller, Mr. Wopsle, and the Aged P. Organized by novel, the extracts act as standalone vignettes or set pieces and are illustrated with the much-loved line drawings from the early editions, including work by George Cruikshank, Phiz, John Leech, and Marcus Stone. Complete with an introduction from author Nick Hornby, this work also includes passages from Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, Bleak House, Great Expectations, and A Christmas Carol, as well as the unfinished Mystery of Edwin Drood. This work is a super gift for any Dickens fan as well as any reader with an appreciation of the power of humor.

Age is just a number, but it's also an excuse to have some good-natured fun; this hilarious survival guide for seniors will show you how to age disgracefully. Full of senior sagacity and elderly erudition, this hilarious survival guide is on hand to show you that it really is the life in your years that counts Now that you're a senior, you'll come to realize that there is nothing that can't be fixed by a quick trip to the garden center, that your "bad back" will reliably get you out of any tricky situation and that it's now socially acceptable to call anyone younger than you "Dear" rather than remember their actual name. In other words, now the real fun begins! Encouraging you to laugh, embrace life and enjoy the ride, the pearls of wisdom in this no-nonsense handbook will guide you through all the pleasures and pitfalls of your latter years. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice on how to keep those gray cells active and the cobwebs at bay, The Little Instruction Book for Seniors will make the perfect gift for retirees or a milestone birthday.

Tolstoy's Gospels in Brief re-told using the characters from Antonie de Saint-Exupery's The Little Prince.This is the story of a mysterious little man, fathered by the universe, who, after becoming enlightened by a wise creature, takes up the offer of an assisted suicide by a demonic animal. He does this to save a man. A man who has lost his way in life, by rekindling his innocence and sense of wonder.Jesus died for our sins. He can't do it again. Here, I offer the Little Prince to take his place.

In 2023, Dean Kinsella's 'NoContextsBrits' social account united the whole world with love, laughter and affection for our little island, Great Britain, amassing more than two million unique followers and becoming a global phenomenon. Brimming with hilarious, heartbreaking and honest memes, 'NoContextBrits' is a genuine reflection and representation of what it truly means to be Great and British in the 21st century. Everything Is Great is an affectionate and occasionally alarming guide to modern Britain through the eyes of the very best memes curated since the channel began in 2021. With facts, stats and laugh-out-loud content from Dean himself here is all the wit, wisdom and wonder that followers of the account have come to love. From the Great British public to the best cuisine in the world, weather to history, music to absolutely dreadful parking, Everything is Great is a memoir (or meme-oir, if you will) of everything that is great about being British without being all weird and nationalistic about it.

Kassondra Rockswell moved to Atlanta, GA with her young daughter in 2008 to further pursue her career as a vocal artist. Thinking it would provide some steady income while she advanced her craft, she stumbled into the restaurant industry as a server. She immediately noticed some disturbing consistencies among the black diners. Most of them were extremely difficult to serve, and many did not care at all about tipping properly. Trying to understand this kept Rockswell awake at night. She began venting her frustrations on napkins and scraps of paper at work, which transitioned into journaling about it at home...which evolved into this amazing book. Rockswell's got the audacity to tell Black folks that, not only are they not tipping properly when they dine out, they are also exhibiting completely unacceptable behavior in restaurants.With courage and literary finesse, Rockswell examines how the institutions of slavery and sharecropping helped to create today's restaurant tipping system and how all this is connected to the controversial tipping habits of American Blacks.Weaving her reader through hilariously true tales of uninformed diners and famous celebrities with abusive behavior, Rockswell gracefully intersects fair wage, racial discrimination and sexual harassment with laughter, hope and promise.BLACK FOLKS DON'T TIP is a delightful treat from beginning to end--enlightening, educational and entertaining.

This is a companion to Ass Soul's Rule's You're a Magician... & You Just Don't Know I.T.It's hard to know where to begin figuring out your own magical-I.T. or even keep track of what you've figured out so far, so this workbook solves that dilemma. Think of I.T. as training wheels helping your find your way and balance as a Magician as you get to know I.T. better than you do.Choose your own Adventure Learning Insight & Contemplating Experientials!

"Single woman seeking: father of my future children. I'm temporarily employed and living with my parents." Who wouldn't bite at a line like that? So hot.The only perfect thing about Charlie MacAfee Bates is her perfectly disastrous dating record. Despite her love-life fails, she's ready to storm the holiday dating scene to find her magical match and gain her biggest wish-a perfect little family full of squishy babies. Armed with her checklist of ideal qualities in a man, and a magical dating app, Charlie is determined to have Mr. Perfect wrapped up under her tree by Christmas.All Nick Linwood wants for Christmas is to stay perfectly grumpy. His house may be decked with boughs of holly, but he's not fa-la-la-la-looking forward to the anniversary of his ex leaving him at the altar. Nursing a broken heart, Nick has become withdrawn and too grinchy to enjoy anything about the holidays. That is, until a beautiful redhead answers his job posting, draws him out from behind his work, and charms him without even trying.Oblivious to Nick's attention, Charlie follows misguided online advice that sends her on a streak of terrible dates. With her Christmas deadline looming, what will it take for her to realize Mr. Perfect only exists on paper and Mr. Perfectly Right for Her has been working beside her all along?

La cremazione di Giacomino è fissata alle 15 e 35 in punto. Alla cerimonia partecipano alcuni, e pochi, conoscenti perché il defunto non lascia solo ricordi piacevoli. Come si usa dire, però, un autore continua a vivere attraverso le sue opere. E se il suo funerale si rivelasse anche la sua migliore commedia? Il testo viene qui presentato in una versione per 2 uomini e 3 donne. Ma tutti i ruoli possono essere interpretati indifferentemente sia da uomini che da donne.

"Less something said, more something done."Caroline Gardiner is a Moon child, Momma bear, Veteran, Life-Cycle Celebrant/Wedding Officiant, daydreamer, and lover of Love. She lives in Southeastern Massachusetts with a couple of crazy cats, Bonnabelle and Pistachio.

Paws for thought is an exploration of life seen through the eyes of (wo)man's best friend. Via a collection of short stories we experience emotions ranging from humour, loss and love as well as the boundless energy of a soul thoroughly content with his lot in life.

দেশের বাইরে আসলেই মনে হয় ওই দেশের প্রতি ভালোবাসাটা পরিপূর্ণভাবে বুঝা যায়, সেই দেশের প্রতি একটা অন্যরকম টান অনুভব হয়। আমিও তার ব্যতিক্রম ছিলাম না। সেই দেশের প্রতি তীব্র ভালোবাসা টের পাই কানাডাতে নামার এক সপ্তাহ পর থেকেই। সেই ভালোবাসা এবং আবেগ থেকেই প্রতিদিন বিভিন্ন ব্লগে লেখালেখি করতাম, আর সেজন্যই বোধহয় এই গ্রন্থে কানাডার পরিচিতি থেকে বাংলাদেশ নিয়েই লিখার সংখ্যা বেশি। তারই ধারাবাহিকতায় এই ছোট ছোট মজার ঘটনা গুলোকে একটা প্লাটফরম-এ নিয়ে আসার প্রয়াস নেই পরবর্তীতে, এই প্রয়াসের ফলাফলই এই ছোট বইটি। লেখাগুলোতে নানা বিষয়ে অসম্পূর্ণতা থাকতে পারে, নানা ধরনের অসঙ্গতি থাকতে পারে, তবে এখানে যে ঘটনা গুলো বর্ণনায় নিয়ে আসা হয়েছে সেগুলো লিখার প্রতি আমার আন্তরিকতার বিন্দুমাত্র কোনও ঘাটতি ছিল না। কতটা ভাল লাগা বোধ এনে দিবে জানি না, তবে এটা বলতে পারি, আমার পক্ষ থেকে চেষ্টার কোন ত্রুটি ছিল না। আমার লিখাগুলো আপনাদের কে এতোটুকু আনন্দ দিতে পারলেই আমি সার্থক মনে করব। রিপন কুমার দে, ডিসেম্বর ২০, ২০২৩,

Anything and Everything needed to make a legitimate case for a Palestinian State, condensed into a simple, easy-to-follow, format. Probing questions and issues Addressed include: - Previous Non-Jewish, Sovereign States in the Land - The Multitude of Palestinian Leaders Interested in Peace - A Florilegium of All Peace Agreements Honored by the Palestinians - Palestinian Contributions to Science and Technology, and Other Intellectual and Financial Success Storie and Many other topical details. Truly a "Must-Read"! It makes for a terrific gift!

From Disney Adventures and its Gen-X sister magazines come tales of epic thrills and chills! Darkwing, Gosalyn, and the gang are back in more classic tales from Disney Adventures magazine and around the world! In "Marinated Mystery," St. Canard gets hexed by hypnotic haute cuisine... and Launchpad unleashes a recipe for disaster! Then Chip, Dale, and Gadget Hackwrench face Scottish scares in "The Ghastly Goat of Quiver Moor"... and Darkwing meets wild heroic wannabes in "Super-Union Blues"! Plus DuckTales, Goof Troop, Gummi Bears, and more!

Why should you need to be doing something important or impressive to get a pep talk? Two comedians offer hilarious encouragement for your most mundane struggles. Anybody can tell you "You can do it!" before the big job interview, or before you walk down the aisle, or before you head out onto the field to make the game-winning kick at the Super Bowl. But what about the other 99.99% of stuff you do? Who's going to gas you up for all those low-stakes situations where you need an extra push? That's where Tiny Pep Talks comes in. Comedians Paula Skaggs and Josh Linden are rooting for you, and they're here to cheerlead you through your everyday challenges. You'll find specific, constructive, and--most of all--very funny motivation for: Parallel parking (cars just weren't meant to go sideways!)Sending a scary email (if you died and came back as a ghost, wouldn't it suck if this was your unfinished business?)Making a doctor's appointment (think how good you'll feel when you're finished--like a runner's high without the chafing!)Doing your taxes (just round to the nearest dollar! The IRS could never be mad at you--not with a face like that)Getting through a breakup (did you know the grocery store will sell you a cake on any day for any reason?)Remembering that all your friends are not secretly mad at you (they're busy worrying all their friends are secretly mad at them)...and many more!If you're going through it, have ever gone through it, or will maybe go through it in the future, let Tiny Pep Talks give you the boost you need.

Unforgettable wisdom, activities fans will love, and unforgettably funny guidance from the Golden Girls are now in one hilarious and heartfelt book! How can you thrive in each stage of your life? Pull up a chair in the kitchen as this hilarious book explores milestone moments and offers golden advice and fun activities through the wise and witty perspectives of everyone's favorite foursome. How would Dorothy approach a difficult situation in a friendship? What are Rose's tips for saving money? What's Sophia's recipe for the perfect lasagna? And what advice would Blanche impart about picking up a date? All of these relatable topics--and more!--are tackled in this book. Topics include family, finances, friendship, health and wellness, style, dating, and aging. An energetic, eye-catching interior design and light activities throughout makes this dip-in-dip-out book a fun reading experience--and a great gift for any age and any occasion.

You are cordially invited to participate in my absurd but heartfelt attempt to help save this nation from corruption, stupidity, and evil beings of one sort or another. No Common Sense is a genre-bending political satire-based update of Founding Father Thomas Paine's original Common Sense. An argument and a declaration for independence and freedom from a totalitarian king. Using my fake but funny original concept, a reality fairytale about Donald Trump and the big bad government, I try to enlighten and humor my readers about the need to stand up to a terminally corrupt and authoritarian federal government. Our unique freedoms and rights as American citizens are in danger. Like the classic Common Sense, No Common Sense is concise, around 34,000 words, and aspires to motivate Americans as the original did in 1776. A couple hundred million people either love or love to hate Donald Trump, and would be interested in this book. Whether you love or hate him, he is currently being piled on by our out-of-control federal government. He has been persecuted, harassed, and setup for the past eight years. If an ex-president of the United States and current front-runner for a second term can be targeted for prosecution, then who is safe? He has been spied on, fraudulently setup numerous times, had his property raided, family and associates, including his attorneys, harassed, and threatened. Trump is now uniquely charged with crimes no one else has ever been charged with. He is eligible for well over 700 years in prison, if convicted. Imagine what the government could do to any one of us.

A satirical often controversial viewpoint on one individual and his daily post on social media for 10years lifespan.

Once again Shani Stein Ratzker takes on a humorous voyage, detailing her adventures this time as a parent of four vivacious boys. It is a book filled with personal anecdotes, funny stories, advice and encouragement on getting through the parenting years with joy and positivity. Momtales will allow you to let go of some of the stress of motherhood as you find yourself relating to the stories in this book and connecting with the author's struggles. From the craziness of carpools to vacationing with kids, from pushing through exhaustion to reclaiming yourself along the way, you will enjoy this timeless ride through the parenting journey.

Is sex with The Hulk technically a threesome? Does The Flash do everything faster? Has Wonder Woman really never faked an orgasm? Explore these questions and more with this collection of speculative, comedic essays on how superpowers might affect the sex lives of famous superheroes. Based on genuine scientific research and both Marvel and DC comic book and movie canon (and more!), Sex Lives of Superheroes is a refreshingly frank and fun deep dive into the pros, cons, and plot twists of superpowered sex. Drawing from biology, physics, psychology, and more to play out (wild, fictional) scenarios about superheroes' sex lives, this in-depth analysis will definitively answer your burning questions, including: How does sex ed from the 1930s and 1940s stack up to today's (and what does that mean for Captain America's love life)?Can Spider-Man do whatever a spider can . . . in bed?Do factors like radiation, psychological stress, and tight spandex affect Batman's sperm count?Does Green Lantern prove that sex is better in space?Would Wolverine's healing factor make his sperm immortal?What would sex be like with Daredevil's enhanced senses?Why did Dr. Strange's girlfriend cheat on him with Benjamin Franklin?Wait, Superman made a porno?!With interludes detailing some of the strangest sexcapades in superhero history, and the closest sexual equivalents we have in the real world, Sex Lives of Superheroes is a testament that sometimes life is even stranger than fiction (though not by much--comics are weird!). Stimulating in more ways than one, this provocative supplement to your favorite heroes' lore is a hilarious and thought-provoking glimpse under the covers revealing everything you ever wanted to know about the Sex Lives of Superheroes.

Perfect for fans of CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS and DINOSAUR THERAPY - MR. LOVENSTEIN PRESENTS: FEELINGS takes readers on a rollercoaster of emotions that we deal with everyday. Get ready to catch feelings in this brand-new collection of Mr. Lovenstein comics, including exclusive never-before-seen comics that can't be found anywhere else. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll wonder if the tingling sensation in your stomach are butterflies...or something...else...! Massively popular webcomics author J.L. Westover follows up his Eisner-nominated debut by taking readers on a rollercoaster of emotions in MR. LOVENSTEIN PRESENTS: FEELINGS.