Humor

Ein unterhaltsames und aufschlussreiches Buch über das Leben auf dem Bauernhof. Pocci präsentiert seine persönlichen Erfahrungen auf eine humorvolle Art und Weise. Ein Buch, das für alle lesenswert ist, die sich für die ländliche Welt interessieren.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Now back in print! A collection of old Southern humor.

Get ready to wake up and smell the hilarity with, "You Might Be Addicted to Caffeine...!" In this uproarious caffeine-fueled adventure, you'll discover the telltale signs that you've crossed the line from enjoying a cup of Joe to having a full-blown love affair with caffeine. From mistaking your barista for your therapist to considering espresso shots as part of your daily multivitamin regimen, this book will have you laughing so hard, you might spill your latte-again! So grab your favorite mug (we know it's practically an extension of your hand at this point) and get ready to espresso yourself in a whole latte of laughs!

It's Dyngus Day in Buffalo, New York where identical twin sisters Lilah and Laylah Larceny (pronounced LAR -SEN-EE) are celebrating their favorite ethnic festival as they are getting ready to retire from their 30-year careers as makeover queens. The twins are similar, with some differences: One twin believes in ghosts and the other in Aliens from outer space. Unbeknownst to Lilah, her newly adopted pet cat, whom she calls Dyngus is a bit of both. One day as Lilah is watching a YouTube video, she comes up with an unusual idea about how she can retire comfortably abroad for free! But her sister Laylah who has always been competitive with her sister on the down low discovers her plan and takes off for Scandinavia without her! Travel to Norway with the Larceny twins and find out how Lilah's unusual plan unfolds!*Stay tuned for Part III, Out of This World, coming out in 2024!

In the timeless bond between a father and child lies a treasure trove of wisdom, experiences, and heartfelt moments. "Dad, let me hear your story" is not just a book; it is an intimate invitation to embark on a transformative journey of connection and discovery. Within the pages of this compelling guided journal, fathers are provided with a profound opportunity to leave a lasting legacy by sharing their unique life stories, lessons, and cherished memories with their children. As the pen dances across the pages, a magical dialogue unfolds, forming a bridge between generations and wearing an unbreakable tapestry of love. With carefully creafted prompts and thought-provoking questions, this journal serves as a gentle compass, guiding, fathers through the vast landscape of their trumpht, challenges, dreams, and lessons learned, empowing them to distill their experiences into invaluable nuggets of wisdom. As each page fils with ink, the stories unfurl like rare gems, revealing diverse facets, of a father's existence. From tales of youthful adventures and transformative moments of personal growth to the deep-rooted value that shaped their character, father's find themselves immersed in a profound act of self-reflection, savoring the opportunity to share the precious gems of their lives. simultaneously, children embark on an enchanting expedition through their father's past, discovering unfold tales and gaining invaluable insights into the man they know and love. Through these shared narratives, a new understanding emerges, fortifying the bond between fathers and child, creating a tapestry of connection that will endure for generations to come. "Dad, let me hear your story" is not merely a journal but a living testament to the power of storytelling, capturing the essence of cherished moments that might otherwise have shipped away. It stands as a testament to the strength of family ties reminding us that the true treasures of life lie not in material wealth but in the heartfelt connection we forge.

"Armorgie - That's an unusual surname; where does it come from?" This book tells you how living with an unusual surname can cause curiosity about its origins to the extent that it triggered an obsessive hunt that lasted over 50 years. Amongst the profane humour are some profound observations. The story meanders from Bath, to Leamington Spa, onwards to Liverpool and leaves the UK to circumnavigate the globe. A chance observation led to the discovery of the secretive origins of the name that connect it to the American Civil War. The hunt for origins of the Armorgie surname is a true-life detective story that is woven into the life story of the author, as well as being intrinsically bound up in the socio-political history of both America and Britain. Good fiction has to be believable; reality has its own rules.

Das 'Kladderadatsch' war eine bekannte deutsche Zeitschrift im 19. Jahrhundert. Es bot unterhaltsame Satire und Humor mit politischen und sozialen Themen.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Are You Tired of Downloading so called kids Joke books only to find the Jokes are not as pure as you expected. Peter MacDonald Has taken the time to make sure you don't have that experience with the Best Joke Book for Kids Series.Buy this book and you will have a load of Good Clean Fun with your Kids.Brain Teasers Based on Easy To Hard Categories Best Brain Teasers for Kids is a book of brain teasers, that are guaranteed age appropriate. The Brain Teasers in this book are categorised into easy, medium and hard so the kids can start with the easy ones to get the hang of it and then move on to the harder ones. Stimulating For Childrens BrainsJokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles.Best Brain Teasers for kids, with over 60 brain teasers, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing or groaning for some time.What a great idea for Birthdays and Christmas for boys and Girls.

Lyn Clarke's newest book of jokes, puns, with, and satire.

Are you ready for some amazing family fun with this epic riddle collection for children of all ages! "Learning never exhausts the mind." Leonardo da VinciBuy the Paperback version of this book, and get the Kindle eBook version included for ★★FREE★★Difficult Riddles for Kids offers 300 fun, challenging, and mind-bending riddles and brain teasers that children 9 years old and up will enjoy unraveling.★100% kid appropriate material★Chockful of riddles for every skill level, this book aims to challenge and entertain children and their parents for hours on end.Starting at one star for simple riddles to five stars for more difficult riddles, every chapter is specifically designed to test logic, lateral thinking, and help children find patterns and see connections between various objects and circumstances.As a bonus, we've added a chapter dedicated to six-star puzzles and brain teasers with another level of difficulty that will delight anyone who thinks they're ready for the ultimate challenge.This book is the perfect companion for cross-country road trips, flights across the globe, or any day or evening at home with family and friends. Everyone will want to help solve these riddles. They're fun for the whole family.Buy your copy and let the family fun begin!What Parents Are Saying? ★★★★★ "I'm glad to give those responsible for having created it, the 5 STARS they've been given."★★★★★ "Wonderfully entertaining as a 'family together' activity, this little book shares hours of fun and brain calisthenics. Recommended."

Learn how to live your life according to other people's opinions and definitions of who you are.

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious pilots joke book. Pilots, Co-Pilots, First Officers and lovers of aviation will definitely enjoy this collection of funny jokes for pilots. You will simply be flying high and laughing out loud at some of the aviators gags.This book is brand new in July 2019, and it would make a great gift for any pilot you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.Chocks away, and buy it now!

My name is The Lonely Mystic. I've been known by other names and other faces. I'm on a quest to learn the answers to burning questions, such as which came first the Matzah ball or the chicken? Is sex really safe? Who is the Sandman? Do aliens exist? What happened millions of years ago in the solar system and who was sleeping with whom then? Do club soda bubbles affect brain cells? What to do in the midst of a bank robbery when you are caught holding the bag? These are some of the perplexities facing a time traveling, shape shifting, inter-dimensional and globe trotting Jewish boy from Brooklyn destined to save the world. Plus it is illustrated in 3D!Portraits of a Lonely Mystic in 3D consists of 80 illustrated chapters depicting adventures of The Lonely Mystic. You travel from Canarsie, Brooklyn to places like Tashkent, Tibet and Russia. You visit other dimensions and spiritual places on high. You journey to the subconscious, unconscious, super-conscious and sometimes even remain conscious, but there are no guarantees because this is an unbridled, dubious autobiography of a East New York boy with an unusual past and yet to be explored future.

A farcical comedy in which the protagonists maintain fictitious personæ to escape burdensome social obligations. Working within the social conventions of late Victorian London, the play's major themes are the triviality with which it treats institutions as serious as marriage, and the resulting satire of Victorian ways.

Another entertaining and interesting collection of short-stories covering Key West and New York city.

A not so swift killer clown is on the loose, and the only hope is a washed up detective with time on his hands and bourbon on his breath. As the story progresses, lots of things happen, and many idiots get in the way. This "horror" story is outrageously funny, supremely stupid, and a perfect read for this Halloween season. If you're brave...

Many famous artists, from Klimt to Picasso to Matisse, loved cats. They posed for photographs with them and allowed their feline friends to wander around the studio. Sadly, not enough of them allowed their cats to participate in the art. That is, the artists never let their cats get inside the pictures. As every cat lover knows, the cats must surely have tried. Famous Artists' Cats, inspired by cat artist Deborah Julian's popular images, aims to correct this historic deficiency. Partnering with her own cats, George, Billy and Sam, in 17 full color works of digital art, she has swung open the studio doors and let them get inside the frames at last. Enjoy multiple feline explorations within the imagination of Matisse and Van Gogh. See what happens when a vain young woman in front of a mirror is replaced by a cat. See if George, Billy or Sam can out-parody Lichtenstein. David Stone puts the pictures in perspective comments about he artists and the art being invaded. Deborah Julian's cat art is often funny, sometimes insightful and always respectful of both the artists and the cats.

This third installment of "Raywickians" is full of stories from over 100 years of rich Kentucky History. This collections of stories digs deep into the history of Raywick, KY through photos and family tales.

If you want to understand why you detest politics and harbour a deep seated mistrust towards politicians and the mass media - this book will be your moment of Zen.If you are not an a**hole and want to get into politics (may God help you) this book will make you understand when and how you are being manipulated in debates.If you are an a**hole and want to get into politics, this book will read like a how-to guide.

Have you been searching for a great, horrifying read? Something that will really scare the pants off you? Something so twisted and vomit-inducing that it was banned from 71 countries Robert Ford, the author of The World of Hek series, has NOT written that book, yet. But he HAS written The Curse of the Translucent Monster! (in color).The Curse is a pure, fun read and filled with hilarious characters and side-splitting situations that will make you giggle and guffaw out loud until someone tells you to shut the hell up!Set in the quiet, dangerous city of Fort Geri, The Curse tells the tale of how far an invisible monster will go to please its creator while she's away at a big scientist convention in Paris. The creature goes on a single-minded quest to collect all of the leather products it can find from the citizens of Fort Geri, not caring who gets in the way.The bodies pile up and it is up to the Fort Geri Police Department to team up with a sadistic mad scientist to put an end to the invisible monster that is terrorizing the city.Can they stop the monster before it's too late? Can they find a bar that will serve beer and donuts Can they find out why hot dogs and sausage make such stinky farts Can they put a stop to all the freaking s Download The Curse of the Translucent Monster! (in color) and find out for yourself, if you dare!!! (and if you can afford the price tag)

You don't want a bad boy, my dear; at least not in the real world. You can fantasize all you like about a scruffy, Harley-driving, tattooed beast who does things you thought you'd never allow. But, you don't want to meet him, because eventually he's going to shit all over you, emotionally. You need a nice guy. Forget that nonsense about how anything worthwhile is worth working hard for. If you wanted to buy a horse you could ride around the neighborhood, you would never opt for a wild bronco that would scream, thrash, and resist every attempt you made to civilize him. You'd go for the broken stud, and avoid a broken neck. That's why I suggest you recalibrate your penis-homing device. If you're in a bar, and you spot a tanned God in a vintage T-shirt and sandals who winks and slaps your ass as he walks by, run away. Run toward that kind fellow over there-the one who has been down the aisle a few times, and learned how to behave. Have a nice guy!

Life on the Mississippi is a memoir by Mark Twain detailing his days as a steamboat pilot on the Mississippi River before and after the American Civil War. The book begins with a brief history of the river. It continues with anecdotes of Twain's training as a steamboat pilot, as the 'cub' of an experienced pilot. He describes, with great affection, the science of navigating the ever-changing Mississippi River. In the second half, the book describes Twain's return, many years later, to travel on a steamboat from St. Louis to New Orleans. He describes the competition from railroads, the new, large cities, and his observations on greed, gullibility, tragedy, and bad architecture. He also tells some stories that are most likely tall tales. Simultaneously published in 1883 in the U.S. and in England, it is said to be the first book composed on a typewriter. (Source: Wikipedia)

The fascinating story of Jack Stallard, whose life experiences run the gamut from hardscrabble youth to international traveler, from teaching in a small rural high school to studying and later teaching in large universities, to co-authoring several collegiate textbooks and to finding contentment through entertaining residents in assisted living homes and visitors at the Lazy Time Pickin' Parlor, an outlet for loafers and unique characters. This book is a collection of humorous stories that illustrate different facets of Jack's life. You will see tales reflecting his youth, his experiences in teaching at the high school and university levels, his volunteer work conducting "Sing Along with Jack" programs, his active participation in church and music, and time spent at the Lazy Time Pickin' Parlor. The stories reflect enjoying a simple good life, where living, learning and sharing are key.

Geshrai is Holly Sillau's seventeenth book. It's a collection of one hundred original six-line poems. Each contains a Yiddish word or expression whose meaning you can figure out in context. Yiddish is a most articulate language, and some of its words have a sound that English speakers would find comical, so read, enjoy, and laugh the laughs to which you are entitled!

"Ich bin primitiv" Das behauptet der Autor dieses Buches von sich selbst!Ein Journalist: "Ein Meisterwerk der Elendsliteratur. Der Autor erzählt von Elend und Not, von Ausbeutung, Skrupellosigkeit und Kriminalität - von Lebensverhältnissen, die er aus seiner Arbeit bestens kennt. Der gesamte Schmutz der Grossstadt kommt zum Vorschein, und das auf humorvolle Weise."Das grauenhafte Leben eines Schlüsseldienst Mannes.Lesen Sie wie schlecht es den Schlüsseldienst Mitarbeitern geht - und freuen Sie sich!Dieses Buch steht stellvertretend für alle hart arbeitenden Menschen.Der Wahnsinn von dem jeder Kleinunternehmer betroffen ist. Es beschreibt perfekt die Zustände im Gewerbe. Ironie pur vom Meister persönlichÜberall kleben die Sticker vom Schlüsseldienst. Rot - Grün - Blau - meistens aber Gelb. Auf dem Postkasten, auf der schwarzen Tafel, auf der Tür, immer in Augenhöhe, unauffällig, aber doch gut sichtbar. Garantiert haben Sie die Werbekleber dieser Minifirmen schon öfters gesehen. Vielleicht haben Sie sogar schon mal selbst in einer Notsituation angerufen. Allerdings haben Sie garantiert noch nie nachgedacht, wer diese Menschen sind, die diese bunten Werbekleber verbotenerweise hinterlassen. Wie lebt ein Schlüsseldienst? Sind das überhaupt Menschen? Wer arbeitet beim Schlüsseldienst? Begleiten Sie einen Schlossermeister einen Tag lang bei seiner Arbeit durch die Vielfalt der Grossstadt. Steigen Sie in seinen alten Lieferwagen ein und fahren Sie mit!Eine witzige und rasante Geschichte, amüsant und kurzweilig zu lesen.24 Stunden sind verdammt lang im Kampf gegen Kunden, Schlösser und Beamte!Der Schlüsseldienstjob ist die reine Hölle!Schonungslos und sozialkritischDer Autor erzählt vom weit gefächerten Spektrum seiner Aufträge. Er schildert menschliche Dramen unsichtbare Not, und von privilegierten Beamtentum, die von der Ausweglosigkeit der zumeist völlig verarmten Bevölkerung ihren Nutzen zieht. Er schreibt von illegaler Prostitution der Jugend und vom fehlenden sozialen Netz in einer Stadt, die sich sozial der Welt präsentiert. Mit harten Worten schildert er widerliche Ereignisse in Gaststätten oder mit besonderer Sachlichkeit beschreibt er einen lebensgefährlichen Polizeieinsatz mit einem bewaffneten Gewalttäter.Mit dieser Story werden Ihnen Seiten gezeigt, wie diese Männer mit dem Geheimwissen Türen aufzusperren zu können, erbärmlich tagtäglich das Leben meistern. Obwohl, Leben kann man das nicht bezeichnen eher mehr so eine Art Sklavendienst. Oder besser der Trottel vom Dienst, weil wahrlich nicht mehr drinnen steckt. Der Autor, ein Leid geplagter Schlüsseldienstler offenbart mit seinem Werk die wahre Seite des unbekannten Mannes vom Notdienst. Er spricht seinen BerufskollegInnen aus der Seele und vergisst dabei nicht eine gehörige Portion Humor.Eine tragisch-komische Geschichte, jedoch ist "Lachen erlaubt "Miese Jobs gibt es viele. Ganz miese Jobs gibt es noch mehr. Es kann aber nur einen miesesten Job geben. Dieser Superlativ gebührt ohne Konkurrenz dem Beruf des Schlüsseldienstes. Von der frühesten Morgenstunde bis weit über Mitternacht und dann noch länger, verstörten oder manchmal gefährlichen Kunden mit Schloss- und Schlüsselproblemen die Türe zu öffnen, das ist garantiert eine Aussenstelle der Hölle. Das ewige Fegefeuer selbst, wäre eine Belohnung für den Schlüsselmann.Michael Bübl, Schlossermeister aus Wien, hat mit Traumjob Schlüsseldienst eine humoristische Meisterleistung verfasst. Es wird kein Versuch seitens der Kunden unterlassen den armen Monteur ins Irrenhaus oder auf den Friedhof zu befördern.Das Buch beginnt fulminant und kann den hohen Level bis zum Schluss halten. Es liest sich wie ein zwei Zeilenwitz.Nichts ist erfunden. Alles ist wahr und noch viel schlimmerDieses Buch ist voll von RechtschreibfehlernWarum? - Weil der Autor primitiv ist!

Learn simple Spanish words with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the word memorable. Learning Spanish is so much fun! Perfect for beginners!

From the creator of Peter Pan, "My Lady Nicotine" is one of his earlier works. Focusing on his days as a smoker, J. M. Barrie takes us through his life as a smoker to his last pipe as he begins his non-smoking days. Barrie's humorous essays about his companions, habits and quitting are sure to delight readers............ Sir James Matthew Barrie, 1st Baronet, OM (9 May 1860 - 19 June 1937) was a Scottish novelist and playwright, best remembered today as the creator of Peter Pan. He was born and educated in Scotland but moved to London, where he wrote a number of successful novels and plays. There he met the Llewelyn Davies boys, who inspired him to write about a baby boy who has magical adventures in Kensington Gardens (included in The Little White Bird), then to write Peter Pan, or The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up, a "fairy play" about an ageless boy and an ordinary girl named Wendy who have adventures in the fantasy setting of Neverland. Although he continued to write successfully, Peter Pan overshadowed his other work, and is credited with popularising the then-uncommon name Wendy.Barrie unofficially adopted the Davies boys following the deaths of their parents. Barrie was made a baronet by George V on 14 June 1913, and a member of the Order of Merit in the 1922 New Year Honours. Before his death, he gave the rights to the Peter Pan works to Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children in London, which continues to benefit from them

Do I look like a people person?In this beautiful coloring book, there are 50 funny work quotes on patterned pages for you to color.Every design is on single-sided pages to prevent the bleed-through problem found in many other coloring books.This work themed coloring book features: ★ 102 pages.★ A premium glossy cover.★ Flexible paperback design.★ Perfectly sized at 8.5 inches x 11 inches.Grab a copy of this coloring book for yourself or give it as a gift for your coworker, colleague, manager, boss or supervisor.Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button.

If you're looking for some funny bus driver jokes or funny coach driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book features some classics as well as some new gags that you definitely wouldn't have heard before, and they will make you smile that's for sure.These jokes for bus drivers will entertain you and brighten up your day. This is a bumper collection of entertaining jokes, puns, gags and stories which includes gems such as the one about the cross eyed bus driver who couldn't see eye to eye with the passengers. You will enjoy some great one-liners, plenty of quick fire question and answer gags and many story based jokes which are guaranteed to get you laughing all the way back to the bus station.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best bus driver jokes and coach driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend.This book would also make an ideal gift for any bus driver you know, so buy it now!

Este es el suceso más inquietante de todos los tiempos, en el que un hombre y una mujer aparecen en cueros en un centro comercial, trayendo consigo un poder muy especial, tan inocente como letal. Raúl, un vendedor del centro comercial, y su novia Sara, emprenderán una aventura extraordinaria en la que se verán involucrados tratando de ayudar a la extraña pareja que surge de la nada. Nadie podía imaginar quiénes eran aquella extraña pareja, pero Raúl y Sara muy pronto descubrirán que esa pareja va a ser la responsable de una catástrofe sin precedentes que hará que un mundo. al borde del abismo de la ambición, dé un giro radical. Esta historia surgió de un sueño vívido del autor, quizá premonitorio, en una agitada noche de verano de 2012, que dio lugar a una aventura igual de agitada, también singular, intrigante, prevista para 2014. O tal vez para 2023 por la simbología del número siete de ambos años. La historia puede ser una lectura que relaje y divierta, pues la intriga está combinada con un derroche de humor, además de extrañas coincidencias simbólicas. En cualquier caso, el factor espacio-tiempo va a ser decisivo, tanto que esa pareja algo va a tener que ver con el Génesis y Dios mismo.