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What starts as a mundane trip into town turns into a day to remember for the famous children's author.The satirical walk with J.K. Rowling through a typical day in her life sees her morph into absurd characters during altercations with the public, become trapped in a farcical memory loop and attempt to sway politics in an uproarious conversation with the Rt. Hon Jeremy Corbyn.Meanwhile, back at Chez Rowling, his chores complete, husband Neil has turned on his secret computer behind closed curtains, hoping to bring his covert plan to fruition...When the day is over, what will Rowling find waiting for her when she walks through her front door? Who is the mysterious entity lurking in the shadows? And how the hell do the sprinklers turn on?J.K. Rowling in: It's a Kind of Magic invites you to follow in Joanne's footsteps as she takes Edinburgh by storm.If you have read One Election Please... How J.K. Rowling Bought British Politics, Hid Her Tue Self and Hoodwinked the World-an Unauthorised Biographical Exposé, you will be sure to find the comedy re-imagining of J.K Rowling in It's a Kind of Magic the perfect companion piece.J.K. Rowling in: It's a Kind of Magic Is the first instalment in the Bruce Masters Universe series of books.Part of the Bruce Masters Rowling Trilogy.

Unseeable is an exploration of self, a study of invisibility, loneliness, solitude and separation from humanity, drifting, detached from friends and family and individual spiritual/psychological survival at the very worst of times-bodyless, formless, invisible, yet still very much conscious and aware of the seemingly irreversible change taking place, as tangible becomes intangible and as physicality becomes lost, leaving only mind and spirit and the unstoppable urge to either embrace ascension or descension. When at his lowest ebb, the invisible man, the unseeable man, finds himself forced to make a choice: Stop moving and thus begin to sink downwards, taken by gravity and transported to the planet's core or look into the hallway mirror, which would produce an altogether different outcome. Yet, if he can refind what is more important than visibility, the Unseeable man stands the chance of avoiding both unenviable fates.Chapter Four The doorbell made him jump. Long since, his body had been lost and his matter also. The concept of gravity was no longer applicable to this man, so when he jumped, he really jumped. He passed through the ceiling of the living room, then through the first floor, and passed on through the loft, taking in three magnificently preserved Victorian prams. Continuing, he passed swiftly through the fixed slate tile roof, placing his forearm in front of his face, bracing for a shockingly painful impact, which failed to transpire. Then on he went, up and up and up, birds and cloud passing through his face and body and legs. Joe breathed a sigh of relief and thought, Brilliant! Beaten the system. So I don't have to look in the mirror and I don't have to burn in the fiery core of the planet. I'm ascending to heaven. All those religious folk were right with their talk of ascension, rising up into the clouds. This is amazing, it feels heavenly. I can't wait! What? I've stopped ascending! 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!' Joe began to fall. It is impossible to say exactly how fast as he didn't really constitute an object and so it would be impossible to test his speed accurately. If anything, he seemed to travel faster than a normal object of his size, actually in existence with weight to it, which would show up on a scale of measurement. He fell faster and faster, for thousands and thousands of feet, screaming and believing this to be his end. His life flashed before his eyes, something the man had always believed to be a cliché only applicable to 'real' people. How could a nondescript, invisible person have their life played out before their eyes when they never had a life, when they had merely existed rather than lived? Before Joe hit the ground, he began to cry invisible tears. Every memory, every image he saw, every face he saw, everything was sad. His life was sadness and pain. Whilst falling, he had a flash of a thought come at once to him. I'm like one of those animals that people talk about that shouldn't be. Like a bird with de-evolved wings that only eats fruit from trees, yet the fruit only grows on the highest branches with the bird unable to reach even the lowest. The man's tears turned to a smile, an ironic smile, because he was fed up. The world, he thought to himself, can't hurt me anymore. Take me, volcanic magma! Burn me, do what you will. Joe continued his descension at an impossible speed. He saw the ground coming towards him, getting larger, the wind hurting his invisible eyes. He closed them. He relaxed his arms and they flailed outwards, as did his legs; he was unable to regain control of them. He waited for the moment, the moment he would be sucked through the planet and drawn deep within its centre. Finally, that would be his end. Who am I, he thought to himself, to fight against my destiny? Five ... Four ... Three ... T

In June 2018, the most popular British comedian of our time was mugged. What happened to Michael McIntyre's stolen watch? More importantly, what happened to Michael McIntyre?In a fictional re-imagining of events, The Fall and Rise of a Comedy Legend recreates the days that followed that fateful day, taking Michael on an adventure of personal discovery-all with a healthy dollop of comedy along the way.The comedian finds himself in an unexpected alliance and is given the necessary tools to turn his experience into a life-changing epoch.He realises it's time to make his first move when he comes face-to-face with his attacker.The Fall and Rise of a Comedy Legend highlights the current climate of increasing crime in London and ponders the resulting consequences for both victims and criminals.When a much-loved comedian becomes a victim outside of a school in broad daylight, it's unarguably time to fight back.