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I am an odd number. Take away one letter and now I am even. What number am I? Seven.What has hands but doesn't clap? A clock.Who says riddles are only for grown-ups? This book is perfect for those wonderfully inquisitive kids who enjoy putting their minds to work.Read these out loud for everyone to join in, or silently figure them out on your own for a great time for the entire family! Children can exercise their brain and have fun at the same time. Who knows, you might even laugh out loud a little!Just remember: when things go wrong, you can always count on your fingers!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischievous cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.

When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad.How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking.The next time you're planning a long ride in the car, grab this fun joke book for kids and laugh out loud while you keep the family road trip interesting!Roll down the windows and hold on to your hats because you are in for quite the ride. With hilarious jokes and puns for children that are sure to cause a few eye rolls, you're all set for miles of smiles.Note: These jokes are best read out loud to everyone in the car. No noise-canceling headphones allowed!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it's broken. Who's that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes! Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold! Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Isma lunch ready yet? Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbors laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!

"Did you ever wonder what the difference is between a fish and a piano, or what you call a sleeping cow? Young readers will enjoy a clever and creative selection of riddles and jokes related to four-legged, feathered, and finned creatures. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index"--Publisher's website.

"Doctor, doctor! If you want to know what you should do if you accidentally swallow a harmonica, this is the book for you!"--

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks! What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes? Why, get out of the way, of course! These are just two of the dinosaur jokes that will have you laughing and rolling on the floor until your stomach is, well, saurus. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.

Don't tell an egg a joke unless you want it to crack up! Food Jokes is the perfect kid-friendly compilation of quips that will keep the entire family giggling at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.

"Want to know what kind of sounds a space turkey makes? Ever wonder what games monster children play? You'll find the answers to these silly questions in this book. From Valentines Day through Christmas, you can keep your family and friends ho-ho-ho-ing throughout the holidays with these great jokes."--

Why did the astronaut take a mop into space? To clean up the stardust! How is a telephone like the planet Saturn? They both have rings! Kids are sure to enjoy reading and telling these out-of this-world jokes. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.

Where do ghosts go swimming? Why is tennis such a noisy game? How do robins get in shape? Just how many sports jokes can you get into one book? You'll soon discover the answers to all these questions! This book will keep your fellow fans giggling throughout the game! Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.

What do you call a book that both tickles your funny bone and tests your brain? That's an easy one: Hah-Larious Riddles! Here are dozens of riddles to keep your noggin working hard! Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.--Publisher's website.