Bøger af Abdul Alhazred

IT'S SECRETS HAVE DRIVEN MEN INSANE This is the authentic English translation of ancient text known only as the Al Azif, . A secret blasphemous text protected by the mad and accursed Abdul Al Hazred as he journeyed across the desert before mysteriously disappearing.. Now available in its original format, this clandestine manuscript with formulas, incantations, spells, abhorrent Elder Gods names and cosmic power signs and gestures. READ IT IF YOU DARE....

Necronomicon eller De Døde Navnes Bog. Nedskrevet af den vanvittige araber Abdul Alhazred. Komplet tekst på grundlag af Gregor A. Gregorii optegnelser med interpolationer fra Corpus Lovecraftianum. Compileret, annoteret, commenteret & translateret af Abdul Muqaddim Hasjim af Qaf. Hele teksten på ny recenseret og yderligere annoteret af Petrus de Dacia.

The Simple Network Management Protocol, SNMP, empowers you to invoke ancient standards from the void. SNMP exposes the secrets of your network and servers, and—if you’re careless—reconfigures them into unspeakable nightmares. It exposes your inadequate brain to the vast alien dimensions underlying modern computing.SNMP is authentic dark magic.Abdul Alhazred’s infamously rumored Networknomicon, or SNMP Mastery, has long been blamed for the Spanish Inquisition, the Second World War, and Cleveland. While nuclear “testing” was thought to have eradicated all copies of the manuscript, an astute student with a baggy shirt and considerable mob debts recently liberated one tattered survivor from the Miskatonic University Library of Computer Science.Tilted Windmill Press is pleased to present this facsimile edition, freshly translated from Alien Syntax Notation.1 into English by dubiously acclaimed and unquestionably foolhardy author Michael W. Lucas.The publisher is not responsible for extradimensional incursion, overloaded monitoring systems, bouts of madness, saltwater in servers, nonexistent colors, rats in the walls of crumbling ancient data centers, triangles with too many degrees, unparseable MIB files, sojourns out of Time and Space, self-medication, self-trepanation, self-destruction, Lego-induced foot trauma, or any other harm, transformation, or impact of any sort, that might be plausibly or implausibly ascribed to this tome.