Bøger af Andrew Hilbert

They should have walked away. They should have left well enough alone. Gilbert gave them every chance and they still wouldn't stop breaking into his car, again and again. He could imagine them laughing at him as they destroyed what was his. But he'll show them. He'll make them pay. Gilbert's car is about to get some killer upgrades. "Sometimes it feels like a book was written just for you. Demented, funny, and way more philosophical than you'd think a novella about a deadbeat booby-trapping his car would be, DEATH THING reads like part-Harold Pinter, part-Roger Corman." -- Adam Cesare, author of MERCY HOUSE and TRIBESMEN.

After getting kicked out of his anarchist art collective for defending McDonald's, Ephraim develops an idea to create a robot/vending machine with the ability to hug children. He is no roboticist, but through dumb luck manages to hook up with a genius--a like-minded individual who also happens to be the last living Neanderthal. Meanwhile, a former personal assassin for a former president is fired from the CIA for sexual misconduct with a couple of blow-up dolls. He becomes determined to return to the government's good graces by infiltrating Ephraim's anarchist art collective in the hopes that they are actually terrorists. What follows is a bizarre, psychedelic journey that could only take place in the heart of Austin, Texas.

When a pile of sh*t from space lands near a renowned filmmaker's set, inspiration strikes. Take a journey up a cosmic mountain of excrement with the director and his film crew as they ascend into madness led only by their own vanity and obsession. This is a nightmare about creation. This is a dream about poop. This is a call to arms against vowels. This is XCRMNTMNTN.

Bangface was shot in the face a long time ago at a bar in a fight over a pickled egg. He's trying to figure out who did it but that's tough when the past keeps changing on him. When a client steps into his office worried about his lover's wandering eye, Bangface stumbles into a government conspiracy that could lead him straight to the answer.