Bøger af Brandon Bishop

"O Canada!" A Place I Love to Fart! Yeah! That's Right Canucks, it's going down in the Great White North! For Centuries, Canada has gotten off lightly as our upstairs neighbors, but now we bring the steam, and we're gonna wilt some Maple Leaves! So get out to Canada colors ready, grab a Molson Ice, fix up a stack of flapjacks, and let's crack a rat all over Canada!

Viva la Mexico! Mexico is awesome! It's the Mecca for farting enthusiasts like you and I! What better place to stock up on ammo and RELOAD! So let's head down to the border, hop that pathetic waste of money called a wall, and pass gas in the Latin world! So get your Mexican colors ready; grab a shot of tequila, and put on your finest sombrero! We're going to Mexico, baby! ARRRRIBBAA!!

There's a very good chance you don't know what I'm talking about when I use the word Misophonia. There's also a very good chance that if you do know what Misophonia is, you're probably dealing with it on a day-to-day basis. Some of you might have spent your entire life in a constant fight or flight stance, raging against loud chewers, pen clickers, heavy breathers, and other annoying sounds. Well, you're hardly alone.

It's so easy to say that the 1980s were awesome. But were they really? Here's a case-by-case study on whether or not the decade of the 1980s was an awesome one or an awful one. Or maybe it was a healthy dose of both? Let's get nostalgic and dive back into the colorful and blissfully ignorant 1980s.

This one is going to be un-baaaa-lievable! Not a baaaad picture in this whole book to color! Hang on, I've got one more pun... This one might be the GREATEST OF ALL TIME! Yeah... The GOAT! So let's get coloring these happy goats! (And YES, there will be plenty more goat jokes and bad puns.)

This will "Udderly" be one of the best editions of Animals Doing Human Things Coloring Books! Some of these images might even MOOOve you to tears once you've brought color to them. Let's color those awesome!

Oh Man... Cuteness Overload! I'm not too sure any of us will be able to finish every image on this coloring book. But for the sake of these colorless Corgis, I know you'll all give it your best shot. I mean, we've all come this far already; why let the adorableness hinder your efforts? So concentrate, don't get sidetracked, have all your favorite Corgi colors ready, and bring this super otherworldly Corgi realm to life!

They watch over the night! They rise within darkness! Now it's up to you to grab your crayons, markers, or colored pencils and bright COLOR into their haunting, mysterious realm! In this world, BATS do everything that HUMANS do. Can you imagine? So let's get gothic! Bring out all of your favorite dark colors, and let's draw in our furry, lovable bat friends to the best of your artistic abilities!

The food and travel show GO THERE EAT THAT on ASY TV has been around for nearly a decade, featuring over 300 of the tastiest restaurants, cafes, bistros, food trucks, and delis all over the United States. From NYC to LA, Chicago to San Antonio, host Brandon Bishop has eaten a path through iconic locations to undiscovered treasures, all serving up the best dishes that he hopes you'll all make an effort to try. In this book, Brandon Bishop gives his 50 favorite places from the show and gives you a glimpse behind the scenes. Just be forewarned; these Road Stories and Recommendations will make you hungry to travel and ready to GO THERE EAT THAT!

We are going full prehistoric! Get your colored pencils, markers & crayons ready, have LOTS of green ready, and let's bring some color to this multiverse realm where Dinosaurs rule once more...but in a more HUMAN manner. It's Dinosaur time, people!

Purchase this CURSED and FORBIDDEN coloring book at your own risk! Within these pages lie images of haunted and CURSED items and locations that may arouse the spirits around or within you. Adding color the these visions may open gates to other realms and invite discomfort and uncertainty, possibly tragedy, into your days. You've been warned... proceed with caution.

Oh Man! Take off in 3... 2... 1... WE HAVE LIFTOFF! Yes, we are taking a break from carpet bombing the planet's surface and inhabitants and reaching out into the interplanetary realm with our toxic favors. NO PLACE IS SAFE! So get out those colorful sticks of joy! Make sure you have several GREEN crayons or markers, and let's get GALACTIC!

The Big Apple is getting some STANK on it!We're taking the Blistering Breeze on the road, and what better place to start the fart than the city that never sleeps! Get ready, New York City!Not even the smells of freshly made bagels can stand up to what we're bringing!So get your color sticks ready to paint the town any color you'd like!I Love NY!

CATS! These are cats dressed as people and doing PEOPLE-Y THINGS! So weird! So Cool! In this alternate dimension, cats are in control, and everything is purrrfect... or not; they're pretty much the same as in our realm, but cat hair covers everything, and cat nip is illegal. So get out the colored pencils, crayons, and markers and head to this cute furry mowzer journey with CATS doing human things! MEOW!

Oh yeah! We're "Messin' with Texas!" We're loading up kidney bean red chili, Slurpin' down some sweet tea, and taking in the hot, dusty air of the Lone Star State and blasting them out from Houston to Lubbock, Dallas to San Antonio, and everywhere in between. You thought that cows were the main reason Texas smells so bad? Nah, Texas hasn't seen "Nuttin'" yet. Get ready to color ya'll!

You can't name a single person that doesn't fart like 20 times a day. Therefore, instead of hiding your smelly air muffins from the rest of society, we say SHARE THEM at every opportunity! For the next collection of pages, let's run down a list of what SOME PEOPLE would consider inappropriate places to let a juicy one loose. WE SAY NO! These are the perfect places to turn into gas stations! Ideal locations for a nice carpet bombing! So whip out those crayons, markers or colored pencils and let her rip!

Just when you thought it was safe to take a deep breath. BOOM! We're back and farting harder than ever! Here's 20 more wonderful locations where you could and SHOULD lift that left leg and give it all you've got. Thank you all for stopping back in for this ridiculous coloring book. Make it colorful. Make it beautiful. And get STINKY with it!

Here we are again, the third collection of fantastic places to fart. It's hard to believe we've reached this milestone in such a short time. Well, some accomplishments can be considered monumental, and others improbable; reaching our third collection of farts was inevitable. But let us clear the air right now: this is only the beginning!We are heading across America and bringing our tasty fluff puffs along for the ride. So get out your colored pencils, crayons, and markers, and bring life to these fantastic places to fart. Then get ready to see the world.

It was an ordinary day on an ordinary farm. Until it wasn't. The fire spread, and the animals scattered, leaving only a mystery. The half-chicken/half-snake farm celebrity put on a tie and set out to find justice! As he makes his way through every barnyard kingdom, he's cherished, respected, and envied by a cow with a secret of his own. Join this truly bizarre, edgy, and thought-provoking adventure for all ages. FOR THE FARM! FOR JUSTICE!