Bøger af Bruce Masters

The purpose of this book is to: Reduce racism and racial/religious tensions in Europe ✓Massively increase democracy in Europe ✓Push genuine refugees and persecuted individuals to the front of the EU immigration queue ✓Push economic migrants and foreign terrorists, criminals, racists and misogynists to the back of the EU immigration queue ✓Act as a launch vehicle for the ascension of Romania and Bulgaria into the coveted Schengen union, removing the obstacles and roadblocks that have hitherto hindered ascension ✓Create an honest debate about mass immigration, multiculturalism and demographic change ✓This conversation is long overdue and is desperately needed because topics that are "taboo" tell the voting public that something wrong or untoward is taking place.Silencing the majority is never a good thing; it only leads one way, to extremism.However, if we can all freely express ourselves and share our anxieties and concerns, there will be peace, friendly dialogue and calm.It should be possible for the EU to continue to exist without the need for thousands of miles of fences and guarded walls at a cost of billions to taxpayers.It should be possible, but currently (due to Western European liberalism and welfare being a magnet for people all over the world) it isn't and without a physical border, Europe will very quickly merge with Africa and Asia. Currently, the only things keeping the EU alive are the tens of thousands of border guards who protect the sovereignty and integrity of their individual nations, and thus the EU.This book will help the EU escape from the prison of denial she finds herself within as the future for this union currently looks bleak, a victim of its own success due to an inordinate number of people being drawn to the bright lights of the EU like moths to a flame.This is the time for decisive action.This is the time for the EU to prove wrong her many detractors by immediately removing the stress, anxiety and worry (about further mass immigration, demographic change and native flight) from hundreds of millions of her citizens by implementing the pro-EU and pro-democracy suggestions found herein.If the recommendations herein are implemented, this work will assuredly achieve the following: An end to skirmishes, deaths and violence on the EU's borders ✓An end to illegal immigration into Europe and the UK ✓The ascension of Romania and Bulgaria into the Schengen union ✓An innovative fast-track one-hour asylum process ✓A guaranteed migrant reduction of 99% ✓Cost-effective and rapidly installed innovative border security-representing a saving of at least 2,000,000,000 ✓Greater responsibility and citizen involvement in governance throughout the Third World and Second World ✓The prevention of violent far-right and far-left revolutions and civil disorder in Europe ✓For every problem raised within this book Dr Masters has provided peaceful, reasonable and democratic solutions, suggesting the route forward is not a lurch towards radicalism.The radical thing would be to ignore this book.Proposed initiatives include: - Immigration-based tax system- New (cost effective) border security measures- Fast-track, polygraph-centred asylum interviews- Citizen Exchange Program- The Resettlement Lottery- Increased international police and governmental cooperation in regards to identifying foreign terrorists, criminals before their entry into the EU- Restructuring of welfare, housing and healthcare systems, things that have come to be taken advantage of and abused throughout Europe. No more welfare dep

This book is a revolutionary approach to defeating addiction and a multiplier of empathy and insight that will aid in understanding others as well as yourself. If you don't understand a problem, how can you possibly hope to fix it?If you have no intention of becoming sober, you will find these 69 excuses to drink alcohol entertaining-because you must've used some of these excuses in the past, perhaps all of them.However, if you are actively seeking to become sober, this book might just be the tool you need to achieve your goal.69 Excuses for Drinking Alcohol could have been called 69 Excuses for Keeping Your Bad Habits and Addictions Alive or 69 Excuses to Take Drugs.I chose alcohol in particular as it has become ingrained into many cultures and thus accepted as "normal" and "safe".For me, alcohol symbolises addiction. If you can control your intake of alcohol; if you can choose to consume or not consume it, you will have mastery over yourself and will not know apathy or pessimism again. You will have defeated addiction and regained control of your life.When your addiction controls you, makes you lie and invent excuses, makes you desperate and dependant, it is no longer a case of you wanting that thing to continue, it is a case of you being so far down the rabbit hole that continuing down seems easier than climbing out.This Book Is a MirrorClimbing out, recovering, becoming reborn is made easier when we stop avoiding mirrors. This book is a mirror.In this book you will meet yourself; you will recognise yourself in these pages of excuses.No excuse-making addicts should feel weak or inferior, it is the genius of their minds that is responsible for their continuing woes-we are just too damn convincing, and we have a bad habit of always listening to ourselves the most.When, however, you stand before a mirror, you will be forced to begin caring and get your house in order or say, 'Nothing matters. I don't care about anything.' This book is one that you can use whenever you have cravings or wish to become sober and it will prove to you that everything matters, including you.A mirror like this book will force you to say either: 'I am truly happy living this way, I don't need to change anything, ' or, 'I will no longer make excuses. When I'm about to make an excuse, I will avoid the behaviour that required me to make excuses in advance to justify it.'I was once a slave to addictions: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and many other bad habits besides-we are all on similar journeys. However, addiction is not for life because it destroys life and thus should be a very temporary measure. It should be a learning experience, it is something to be fought and conquered-it is not a solution or a life choice.I will share the methods and thinking responsible for me escaping the 'excuse and denial prison' in the hope that your life will become more positive than negative, more love than hate, more pride than shame, more reward than regret, more free than enslaved, more purposeful, more profound, more optimistic-more natural.If you smoke, drink, take drugs, binge or gamble you are already engaged in a war against yourself. An inner conflict is raging inside you, the result always being the same: self-harm.This book is your ally, your weapon.Religion is not mentioned in this book, no meetings are suggested. Nothing is expected of you. This is simply a collection of my thoughts on alcohol, the thoughts of a former alcoholic who realised he was unable to develop a healthy relationship with alcohol, that it caused him and his family harm.Many find it hard to take advice or ask for help, and if you are such a person, this quirky book may be the right fit for you, because when read fully it will empower you to choose whether or not you continue to consume alcohol.

The most controversial figure in U.K. politics has now been immortalised in fiction.David Lammy, the U.K. member of Parliament for Tottenham, faces his greatest challenge to date-surviving Bruce Masters' fictional world in David Lammy on the Run - A Political Comedy Adventure.David is joined by friend and foe alike; however, at times it seems impossible to know who he can trust and what the consequences may be of forging alliances with the likes of Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Blair...When things seem most dire for the Labour MP, salvation is possible, but not before he makes a decision ... one that will change the course of his life, his political career and the world itself.David needs to choose between remaining the same or changing... Join David Lammy, Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn, Diane Abbott as well as a cast of thousands in the unexpected and comedically uncompromising David Lammy on the Run...

Unseeable is an exploration of self, a study of invisibility, loneliness, solitude and separation from humanity, drifting, detached from friends and family and individual spiritual/psychological survival at the very worst of times-bodyless, formless, invisible, yet still very much conscious and aware of the seemingly irreversible change taking place, as tangible becomes intangible and as physicality becomes lost, leaving only mind and spirit and the unstoppable urge to either embrace ascension or descension. When at his lowest ebb, the invisible man, the unseeable man, finds himself forced to make a choice: Stop moving and thus begin to sink downwards, taken by gravity and transported to the planet's core or look into the hallway mirror, which would produce an altogether different outcome. Yet, if he can refind what is more important than visibility, the Unseeable man stands the chance of avoiding both unenviable fates.Chapter Four The doorbell made him jump. Long since, his body had been lost and his matter also. The concept of gravity was no longer applicable to this man, so when he jumped, he really jumped. He passed through the ceiling of the living room, then through the first floor, and passed on through the loft, taking in three magnificently preserved Victorian prams. Continuing, he passed swiftly through the fixed slate tile roof, placing his forearm in front of his face, bracing for a shockingly painful impact, which failed to transpire. Then on he went, up and up and up, birds and cloud passing through his face and body and legs. Joe breathed a sigh of relief and thought, Brilliant! Beaten the system. So I don't have to look in the mirror and I don't have to burn in the fiery core of the planet. I'm ascending to heaven. All those religious folk were right with their talk of ascension, rising up into the clouds. This is amazing, it feels heavenly. I can't wait! What? I've stopped ascending! 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!' Joe began to fall. It is impossible to say exactly how fast as he didn't really constitute an object and so it would be impossible to test his speed accurately. If anything, he seemed to travel faster than a normal object of his size, actually in existence with weight to it, which would show up on a scale of measurement. He fell faster and faster, for thousands and thousands of feet, screaming and believing this to be his end. His life flashed before his eyes, something the man had always believed to be a cliché only applicable to 'real' people. How could a nondescript, invisible person have their life played out before their eyes when they never had a life, when they had merely existed rather than lived? Before Joe hit the ground, he began to cry invisible tears. Every memory, every image he saw, every face he saw, everything was sad. His life was sadness and pain. Whilst falling, he had a flash of a thought come at once to him. I'm like one of those animals that people talk about that shouldn't be. Like a bird with de-evolved wings that only eats fruit from trees, yet the fruit only grows on the highest branches with the bird unable to reach even the lowest. The man's tears turned to a smile, an ironic smile, because he was fed up. The world, he thought to himself, can't hurt me anymore. Take me, volcanic magma! Burn me, do what you will. Joe continued his descension at an impossible speed. He saw the ground coming towards him, getting larger, the wind hurting his invisible eyes. He closed them. He relaxed his arms and they flailed outwards, as did his legs; he was unable to regain control of them. He waited for the moment, the moment he would be sucked through the planet and drawn deep within its centre. Finally, that would be his end. Who am I, he thought to himself, to fight against my destiny? Five ... Four ... Three ... T

In June 2018, the most popular British comedian of our time was mugged. What happened to Michael McIntyre's stolen watch? More importantly, what happened to Michael McIntyre?In a fictional re-imagining of events, The Fall and Rise of a Comedy Legend recreates the days that followed that fateful day, taking Michael on an adventure of personal discovery-all with a healthy dollop of comedy along the way.The comedian finds himself in an unexpected alliance and is given the necessary tools to turn his experience into a life-changing epoch.He realises it's time to make his first move when he comes face-to-face with his attacker.The Fall and Rise of a Comedy Legend highlights the current climate of increasing crime in London and ponders the resulting consequences for both victims and criminals.When a much-loved comedian becomes a victim outside of a school in broad daylight, it's unarguably time to fight back.

How Not to Get Sued by J.K. Rowling is an account of Bruce Masters' attempt to achieve the near impossible lofty feat that all those before him (who got on the wrong side of the famous litigator) failed to do-not get sued by the most famous figure of the literary and litigious worlds at the start of the 21st century. In 2019, Bruce Masters had reason to contact an individual who requires no introduction. He had hoped his biographical work One Election Please... could be authorised by the individual in question in advance and thus negate the need for court action and litigation-things went terribly wrong, however, right from the very start.... This book explains what went wrong, why and when. It is always good to document everything when thinking about undertaking such an endeavour as Bruce attempted, in earnest, a few years ago with the famous children's author. The person Bruce wanted to work with, collaborate with even, is a billionaire and, as it transpired, a paranoid, threatening, aggressive and bullying billionaire who did everything possible for the entire month of February 2019 to make his life a living hell. Can you imagine what it must feel like to be bullied by a billionaire who has a very long and shameful history of suing so many people, literally across the entire world? It doesn't feel great. Where Bruce had hoped to find humanity, he found only threats. Where Bruce had wished to find common ground, he found only threats. Which caused him to respond in a dramatic and explosive fashion-the initial biography became extended, a diary was created and published (How Not to Get Sued by J.K. Rowling) and a satirical work of fiction (J.K. Rowling In: It's a Kind of Magic) was added to what became The Rowling Trilogy. The Rowling Trilogy: The trilogy begins with J.K. Rowling In: It's a Kind of Magic, a fun and comedic work of political satire in which Rowling is the star of the show, joined by her husband as well as Jeremy Corbyn MP, personal assistants and Subway sandwich workers.... The second instalment is How Not to Get Sued by J.K. Rowling, the diary chronicling Dr Masters' attempts at publishing books relating to the billionaire author without being sued back into the Stone Age. It makes for compelling reading as the communication between the two authors over a prolonged period of time is surprising, revealing and oftentimes shocking. The trilogy concludes with One Election Please... How J.K. Rowling Bought British Politics, Hid Her True Self and Hoodwinked the World, an Unauthorised Biographical Exposé, possibly the longest book title in the world and perhaps the most interesting and unique biography also. The trilogy combined is a humorous, deeply investigative (400 citations and references), revealing and fast-paced reading experience whether you love or loathe Joanne, or even if you currently have no opinion of her as a person or political influencer whatsoever.

What starts as a mundane trip into town turns into a day to remember for the famous children's author.The satirical walk with J.K. Rowling through a typical day in her life sees her morph into absurd characters during altercations with the public, become trapped in a farcical memory loop and attempt to sway politics in an uproarious conversation with the Rt. Hon Jeremy Corbyn.Meanwhile, back at Chez Rowling, his chores complete, husband Neil has turned on his secret computer behind closed curtains, hoping to bring his covert plan to fruition...When the day is over, what will Rowling find waiting for her when she walks through her front door? Who is the mysterious entity lurking in the shadows? And how the hell do the sprinklers turn on?J.K. Rowling in: It's a Kind of Magic invites you to follow in Joanne's footsteps as she takes Edinburgh by storm.If you have read One Election Please... How J.K. Rowling Bought British Politics, Hid Her Tue Self and Hoodwinked the World-an Unauthorised Biographical Exposé, you will be sure to find the comedy re-imagining of J.K Rowling in It's a Kind of Magic the perfect companion piece.J.K. Rowling in: It's a Kind of Magic Is the first instalment in the Bruce Masters Universe series of books.Part of the Bruce Masters Rowling Trilogy.

J.K. Rowling is a celebrity whose court cases and political activism have overshadowed her legacy in recent years.One Election Please... considers her driving forces and invites the reader to come to their own conclusions.Bruce Masters presents the results of his extensive research and analysis along with a raft of professional diagnostic tools to help the reader determine the motivating factors behind one of the most famous authors in literary history.The book cites 388 references, is over 83,000 words in length and includes detailed analysis of video footage of the famous author to reveal an altogether new portrait of J.K. Rowling.Chapters include an examination of her repeated attempts to buy elections, the reasons behind her litigiousness, grudges and feuds...Using professional psychiatric tools as well as conducting hundreds of hours of research and analysis, Masters has compiled the ultimate guide to J.K. Rowling, uncovering her possible intentions and motivations.Can the woman who recently bought a $30,000,000 yacht really be afraid of losing her fortune? What is the 'darkness' within us that she refers to? Masters believes he has discovered the answer to these and other confusing facets of the children's author and invites you to make up your own mind as he leads you through his examination of the enigmatic J.K. Rowling.One Election Please... How J.K. Rowling Bought British Politics, Hid Her True Self and Hoodwinked the World - an Unauthorised Biographical Exposé, is part of the Bruce Masters Rowling Trilogy.