Bøger af Chantelle Grace

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever . You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischevious cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it's broken. Who's that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes! Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold! Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Isma lunch ready yet? Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbors laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell; it's broken. Who's that knocking on your door? You better make sure it's not another one of those silly jokes! Orange you going to answer the door? Lettuce in; it's cold! Stopwatch you're doing and open the door! Isma lunch ready yet? Best Knock-knock Jokes Ever will give you all the material you need to get your family, friends, and neighbors laughing out loud, and perhaps wishing they could shut the front door!

When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad.How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking.The next time you're planning a long ride in the car, grab this fun joke book for kids and laugh out loud while you keep the family road trip interesting!Roll down the windows and hold on to your hats because you are in for quite the ride. With hilarious jokes and puns for children that are sure to cause a few eye rolls, you're all set for miles of smiles.Note: These jokes are best read out loud to everyone in the car. No noise-canceling headphones allowed!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischievous cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.

I am an odd number. Take away one letter and now I am even. What number am I? Seven.What has hands but doesn't clap? A clock.Who says riddles are only for grown-ups? This book is perfect for those wonderfully inquisitive kids who enjoy putting their minds to work.Read these out loud for everyone to join in, or silently figure them out on your own for a great time for the entire family! Children can exercise their brain and have fun at the same time. Who knows, you might even laugh out loud a little!Just remember: when things go wrong, you can always count on your fingers!

I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from... then it dawned on me. I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me. Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it's not really funny because, quite honestly, you don't know if your neck will ever work properly again). When you need to find humor in the not-somarvellous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That's literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter ....but I'm on a roll. Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games ....He said, "Wii." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. Get ready for knee slaps, groans, and please-stop moments as you navigate through these dad jokes that take funny to a new level. If you think you've heard every dad joke in the book, think again. Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you laughing out loud, even if you don't want to.

This book features hilarious mom jokes for kids.

What word looks the same same backwards and upside down? > Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? > Why was the broom late? It overswept.What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever.!Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes do not quit!If you do not think cows and pigs could get any funnier, think again. Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? > Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? > How do trees get on the internet? They log in.What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music!Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws.Beware--it is sure entertain for days to come!

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap. I go up but never come down. What am I? Your age. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics!What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website.The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit!If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop!

Gathers jokes in a variety of formats for kids.