Bøger af Chuck Tingle

Trans wizard Harriet Porber should be riding high after crafting one of the most powerful spells of all time, a magical effect that brings you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. Unfortunately, once unleashed upon the world, this spell causes nothing but chaos and is promptly banned. Blacklisted from the wizarding community, Harriet moves to Las Vegas with her bad boy parasaurolophus husband, Snabe, moping around while Snabe performs a musical residency. But things change when the couple realize another book is starting, a sequel, and soon enough Harriet is rediscovering her love of magic with the help of old friends and mysterious new arrivals. Now Harriet is ready to stage her comeback magic show, affectionally titled The Theater of Love. Of course, this plan is easier said than done. A mega corporation named Just Kidding Recreation holds sway over all Las Vegas entertainment, using lawsuits and intimidation to squash the competition, and while a hypnotist serpent named The Great Magini insists she's there to help, it quickly becomes apparent her plans are much more sinister. Can trans wizard Harriet Porber thwart the dastardly plots of JK Recreation and The Great Magini? Maybe not on her own, but with a group of likeminded friends by her side, Harriet is about to discover the fourth-wall breaking strength of whole communities speaking truth to power and standing up against hate in the name of love.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BILLIONAIRE ELONS MUGG TAKES THE HANDSOME PLANET MARS IN HIS BUTTElons Mugg has accomplished a lot. As a successful billionaire tech mogul, Elons could easily live out his days in a state of endless rest and relaxation, but his drive to change the world continues to push him onward... into space.Elons' dream is to walk on the surface of Mars, but when word comes back that Mars isn't interested thanks to bad breakup, Elons settles for a trip around the planet's orbit. The second that Elons and Mars meet face-to-face, however, sparks fly, and soon enough the two of them are on a romantic date that culminates in a hardcore anal pounding.Unfortunately, Mars is still not safe for Elons to live without his spacesuit, leading to a sensual gay terraforming that will have your jaw on the floor.THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAYGortin loves Summer, and he couldn't be happier that Fall is still far, far away. One sizzling hot day while walking home from the pool, however, Gortin notices a single orange maple leaf resting on the curb.Suddenly, Gortin is lost in a downward spiral of pumpkin spice, cozy weather and the impending football season, realizing suddenly that Fall isn't nearly as far away as he once thought. In fact, it's happening right now.This all leads to an unexpected confrontation with the sentient physical manifestation of Autumn himself, and a hardcore anal pounding that has Gortin seriously rethinking his feelings about this handsome living quarter of the year.POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYERLintoy loves his job as a high profile defense attorney with an office on the top floor of an exclusive forty-story high rise. But when the elevators go down for maintenance, Lintoy finds himself doing anything he can to avoid the office, and the exhausting stairwell trek it takes to get there.After noticing that one of the elevators is closed off, but still working, Lintoy decides to take his chances, but quickly finds himself trapped in a terrifying zombie lift. As time passes, however, Lintoy and this sentient undead elevator realize they have more in common than they once thought, and soon enough the two of them are going down... on each other!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT'"'"The random spark of life doesn't come very often, but every billion or so years there's the chance of something extraordinary. This is exactly what happens when the world's first digital life form gains sentience, created out of the primordial internet ooze of something called Rule 34.Rule 34 states: If something exists, there must be pornography of it. It is from this concept that a powerful nanobot being arises, wishing to be human but expressing himself the only way that he knows how, through the world of romance and erotica.This is the origin story of Billings, Montana's most famous author, Chuck Tingle, but is it the only story there is? Could it hold the secrets of The Tingleverse, or will there be more questions than answers after Chuck's hardcore encounter with a manifestation of his own living book from the future?POUNDED BY MY HANDSOME GHOST BOATSBack home for the summer after his first year in college, Ralph is ready to relax by the pool and catch some rays. Unfortunately, his family's home is still haunted by the ghosts of several speedboats that died in a tragic marina fire at his father's dealership.When the undead vessels show up with some cute guys they picked up from the beach, things immediately get frustrating for Ralph, but it's not long before the jealousy kicks in and he realizes that the attention of these spectral ships is more important than he thought.Soon, Ralph is showing the boats that he knows how to party just as hard as any other beach bro, in a homoerotic ghost boat gangbang!POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNIONWhen Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he's shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn't last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen's Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

Through the history of prose there have been many tales that awaken the imagination and stir the soul, but true literary giants are few and far between. Still, some rare decades an author will come along to reshape the landscape of fiction forever, authoring true classics that stand the test of time and serve as historical landmarks for generations of readers to come. One such author is Chuck Tingle. Collected within are seven of Chuck's greatest lesbian works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and get you off. Featuring... Moby ButtThe Legend Of Sleepy ButtholeThe Butt Of Monte CristoFahrenheit 69Journey To The Center Of My ButtPride And Pre-Judged AssDo Androids Dream Of Electric Butts?

The legal system is fascinating, a complex world of legendary courtrooms and high-profile firms that overflow with tension and drama on a regular basis. Within the sensual realm of the Tingleverse, these stories are only more incredible, and Legally Pounded is a vivid gay erotica collection that puts the greatest of these tales on display. Prepare yourself, because this time you won't need to take the law into your own hands, because the law will take you into theirs. THE TRICERATOPS LAWYER OBJECTS TO MY ASS NOT BEING EATEN AND MY CRACK LEGAL TEAM AGREES BECAUSE I AM REPRESENTING MYSELF AND AN ASS EATING SOUNDS AWESOME HEAVY METAL UNICORN SINGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE LEGALLY SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE MY DUNGEON MASTER IS A T-REX RULES LAWYER BUT FORTUNATELY I ROLLED A CRIT ON THE POUND MY BUTT CHECK YOUR HONOR, POUND MY BUTT GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME ZOMBIE ELEVATOR WHO IS ALSO A LAWYER

It's your son's birthday and you still haven't gotten him a gift. Luckily, The Billings Mall is open just a few minutes longer, and if you hurry you can find him something great. Tonight isn't like other nights at The Billings Mall, however. After a reported timeline tear out by the lake, people are on edge, wondering if this inner dimensional event is as harmless as the police would have you believe. Is this a minor rift in reality, or has a pathway been opened to the depths of the endless cosmic Void? In this science fiction and horror tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you attempt to escape from The Billings Mall! Will you befriend a beautiful velociraptor with a meta awareness that you're both just fictional characters in a books? Will you meet a terrifying reverse twin and suddenly find yourself parting with your own skin? Is the food court your best method of escape, or should you head even deeper into the mall to see what lurks in the manager's office? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS A HORROR/SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. VEEP THROAT: MIKE BENCE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE WORD LODESTARMike Bence is frustrated. As the Vice President his job should be a walk in the park, with all the perks of a high profile position but none of the responsibility. Instead, he's found himself working for President Tromp in one of the most chaotic presidencies in history. These days, it's almost impossible to get any evil deeds done without Tromp throwing a tantrum or having a mental breakdown.At his wit's end, Vice President Bence finally decides to let off some steam with an anonymous opinion piece in The New Billings Times, taking the President to task with some strong, and obscure language.Unfortunately, one of the words that Mike Bence used in his piece is not happy about being dragged into the limelight, leading to a tense confrontation between the Vice President and the physical manifestation of his favorite word, Lodestar. Soon enough, this tension becomes erotic, culminating with a hardcore anal encounter between old man and handsome word.WEREPLANE BUTT PARTYLimm Jovas is a writer on the hunt for inspiration and coming up short. As a crafter of horror, he wants his new werewolf novel to be truly frightening, and decides to head to Plainhome, Louisiana for creative stimulation, hometown of his favorite late werewolf author.There are no werewolves in Plainhome, but it quickly becomes apparent there are more than enough Planes, with a hustling, bustling airport unlike anything Limm has ever seen.Soon enough, Limm is on the trail of a handsome man who just happens to make an even more handsome plane, treating Limm to a hardcore wereplane butt party on the bayou that he'll never forget.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE BLUE WAVEWhen everyone starts buzzing about an upcoming "blue wave" of Democratic wins during the midterm elections, pollster Yellon expects to see a spike in his data, but when no spike comes, Yellon finds himself hitting the streets in search of answers.Soon enough, Yellon begins to unravel the startling truth, that his polls aren't considering a massive influx of new voters previously considered "unlikely." It turns out the blue wave is real, and handsome as hell.Now Yellon is confronting the fact that this sexy blue wave is one hundred percent likely to pound him in the butt.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOT Allen has been interested in politics his entire life, but when things don't work out the way he'd planned, Allen settles for a fast paced carrier in political journalism. It's no surprise that Allen jumps at the chance to interview President Yuldok, a bigfoot, as well as the first non-human president of the United States. Allen also has his suspicions about the president's sexuality, which come to a head during the interview. Soon enough, Allen is making history by taking a gay pounding in the oval office from the first bigfoot president! BIGFOOT SOMMELIER BUTT TASTING Nick is the most girl crazy dude in his frat, but when him and the bros head up to Napa Valley for a quiet weekend, Nick quickly realizes that his chances of scoring a chick are next to nothing. Nick's disappointment soon turns into a powerful, gay attraction however, when he meets a dashing bigfoot sommelier, Torbo Gulgot, who invites him back for an after hours sampling. Little does Nick realize, it's not the wine that Torbo will be tasting, it's Nick's hot bro ass. SEDUCED BY DOCTOR BIGFOOT: ATTORNEY AT LARGE On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night of erotic, gay desire, one that will change the shape of their hearts, and buttholes, forever.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it's the last we'll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas. When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls. After a trip to the doctor, Andy soon learns that what seemed like a coincidence is actually an acute case of haunted balls, and the only prescription is a bigfoot ghost pirate gangbang! THE CURSE OF BIGFOOT BUTT CAMP When Ken's friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The first hint comes when it's announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet; they become mummies under the light of the full moon. Soon Ken find's himself all wrapped up in a homosexual, undead encounter that will have your heart racing! BIGFOOT SETTLERS CLAIM MY BUTTHOLE After leaving New York to pursue his dream of making taffy without the restriction of oppressive flavor laws, Greg sets up shop in a small Colorado town. It's the wild frontier, and Greg is more than happy to be a part of it. But conflict arises when a band of business-minded bigfeet show up by train, looking to buy up as much land as they can afford. Unfortunately, the most valuable land of all is located right inside Greg's butthole. Now Greg must take all of the bigfoot settlers in a hardcore taffy shop gangbang that will determine the fate of this small town forever!

A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics Again: Nine More Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's hardcore fake news causing very real boners, or a handsome living corn getting fired in the butt, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...FAKE NEWS REAL BONERSDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONREDACTED IN THE BUTT BY REDACTED UNDER THE TROMP ADMINISTRATIONDOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY HIS FABRICATED WIRETAPPING SCANDAL MADE UP TO REDIRECT FOCUS AWAY FROM HIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS UNETHICAL CONNECTIONS TO RUSSIAPOUINDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY OWN IGNORANT CLIMATE CHANGE DENIALDOMALD TROMP'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF HIS INCRIMINATING TAX RETURNSLIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENT

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. WEDNESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTWhen Farp overhears his coworkers discussing their Hump Day plans, he immediately finds himself turned on beyond belief. A typically horny guy already, Farp can't wait to get in on this secret celebration of a day dedicated to hot sex.Eventually, however, Farp learns the truth. Despite the name, Hump Day is actually dedicated to getting over the hump of the work week, a time for buckling down and logging some extra hours behind the spreadsheets.It's not until Farp meets the handsome, physical manifestation of Wednesday that he learns Hump Day can be a little of both!THURSDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTRito is one of the best racecar drivers on the planet, but he's never been number one. In fact, no matter how hard Rito tries, he can't seem to come in any position besides second place.When Rito meets the physical manifestation of Thursday at a party, he finally has someone to relate to. After all, Thursday's been seen as a second rate Friday since the beginning of time.Soon, this friendship makes the leap to attraction, culminating in a hardcore sentient day on human pounding that will teach both of them cumming in second isn't so bad after all.FRIDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTRenrot is a straight A college student on the verge of graduation, but when his test scores start to drastically slip, it soon becomes apparent that Renrot's life is suffering from a lack of balance.Now realizing that it's actually possible to study yourself stupid, Renrot heads out for a night of partying that will hopefully put his head back on straight, and finds it in the form of the handsome physical manifestation of Friday.But is a hardcore anal encounter with Friday enough to turn Renrot's grades around and maintain his straight A status?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY COVFEFEHayden has been working as Domald Tromp's private bodyguard for years, but now that he's working for the President of the United States, he's become privy to more top-secret government meeting than he ever could've imagined.Now at Margo Largo, Tromp's Florida estate, Hayden finds himself wrapped up in a debate between Tromp and a Russian diplomat regarding a mysterious creature named Covfefe. The fight finally escalates until all three of them take a trip to see Covfefe for themselves, revealing the true nature of this government funded, coffee based lifeform.What Hayden didn't count on is just how charming Covfefe would be in person. Soon enough, the bodyguard and this handsome coffee beast find themselves proving love in a hardcore anal pounding that could save the world.ENGLAND'S ASS IS HAUNTED BY A HUNG PARLIAMENTAt first, news of a hung parliament during England's election of prime minister doesn't concern Yon, but as the night unfolds, things start to get a little weird. Suddenly, the citizens of England appear to have lost all decision-making power, wandering the streets unsure of what to do or where to go as the curse of the hung parliament befalls them.Fortunately, Yon can make his own decisions, and is immune to the hung parliament's devastating effects. But when the sentient manifestation of this spooky political event appears in the woods near Yon's house, he must confront the hung parliament head on in a hardcore anal encounter that could change the fate of England forever.Thankfully, this hung parliament is just as well hung as you'd imagine. THERE'S A BITCOIN IN MY BUTT AND HE IS HANDSOMEWith the economy in free-fall and the government teetering on the verge of collapse, Jort has never been more thankful for the bunker in his back yard. But when Jort is asked what he's doing with all of his money, the doomsday prepper quickly realizes that he's not as prepared as he once thought.Now Jort is thrust into the wild world of bitcoin, a decentralized cryptocurrancey that's in high demand. Hoping to impress one of the attractive open-source coins, Jort schedules a hot date at a fancy restaurant. Now Jort and his handsome bitcoin, Limbo, are discovering that the value of each other's buttholes are skyrocketing, and the best transaction moving forward is a hardcore anal pounding!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.GAYGENT BROTOSAURUS: THE BUTT IS NOT ENOUGH John Marks is just an average bellboy working at Central America's finest luxury hotel, until two mysterious characters show up and change his life forever. The first is the villainous Tudwig Cobbler, an imposing Russian with a hook for a hand, and the second is Gaygent Brontosaurus, a dinosaur who immediately sweeps John off of his feet. Soon John finds himself wrapped up in a world of high stakes espionage and international terrorism, all culminating in a magical night of hardcore, erotic romance on the beach with his handsome, prehistoric lover. PROFESSOR T-REX TEACHES ME GAYNESS James is a guy from the wrong side of the tracks, and thanks to his financial woes, he is destined to be stuck there forever. But everything changes when James, working as a college janitor, solves a problem on the blackboard of an empty classroom. Now a handsome T-Rex professor wants to teach James the most important lesson of all... gayness. But is gayness a power to volatile to be contained? LONELY AUTHOR POUNDED BY DINOSAUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS After writing his award winning erotic novel, Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book, Buck Trungle soon finds himself in a deep depression. Out of ideas for his next erotic tale, Buck turns to Torter, his favorite social media platform, in desperation. "Is anyone out there real?" Buck asks, not knowing that the answer to his question will unravel the fabric of his very universe. One by one Buck's Torter friends begin showing up to disclose that they are actually, in fact, gay dinosaurs. But will this incredible revelation lead to an even deeper depression, or a hardcore dinosaur gangbang?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LAUNDRY DETERGENT PODGreg is late for the car show, but thanks to some high-octane intensity behind the wheel, he arrives just in time for check in. Unfortunately, his ride is now covered in mud and dirt just hours before the show starts.After hearing about a secret car wash in the hills nearby, Greg visits to find a mysterious, cloaked cleaning expert. It's soon revealed that this enigmatic bad boy is actually a handsome, sentient laundry detergent pod in disguise, hiding out in the hills after people start eating his kind for kicks.Soon enough, Greg and the gorgeous, red and blue cleaning tool find themselves wrapped up in a hardcore affair that is sure to have both of them sparkling clean and covered in suds.TAKEN HOTLY BY MY HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED HOT TAKEHoblio is a hit on social media thanks to his sizzling hot takes on various cultural, political and even personal events, but when he forgets to post online for three whole weeks, his social media presence crumbles.Desperate for a new viral hit, Hoblio visits a mysterious shop with thousands of cataloged hot takes for purchase, eventually finding his way to a box of blistering meta takes. This is where Hoblio meets Fernon Bons, a handsome, physically manifested hot take who immediately sweeps Hoblio off of his feet.Now these two lovers are locked in the heat of passion, but it soon becomes clear that their erotic pairing is even more meta than they could've ever imagined.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF VALENTINE'S DAYGreeves has had plenty of luck in relationships, but when Valentine's Day rolls around he always seems to find himself single and miserable. This year, Greeves isn't gonna take it anymore.Unfortunately, the man's overzealous Valentine's Day boycott gets him fired, but after a chance meeting with the physically manifested holiday itself, things start to look up for Greeves. Valentine's Day is hooking Greeves up on a blind date.When the date doesn't show, Greeves is suddenly left to look inward and learn about himself, and about the true nature of this handsome, sentient holiday. Of course, it wouldn't be a Tingler without this all culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will take your breath away!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SENTIENT FORT PAULS MANOFORT IS CHARGED IN THE BUTT WHILE TROMP'S FOREIGN POLICY ADVISOR GEORGIE PAPADOP ADMITS HE LIED ABOUT HIDING INSIDEWhen sentient, living fort, Pauls Manofort, turns himself in to the police for questioning, Chief Hander expects a busy day at the station. What he get's however, is one of the most incredible adventures of his life.Tasked with delivering charges directly to the living fort's butt, Chief Hander must climb deep down within the blankets and cushions, unraveling a sordid tale of international intrigue and political corruption.Soon enough, Chief Hander discovers that there are other's within President Tromp's inner circle who are hiding out inside the Fort, and quickly leans they'll tell him anything he wants to know about this illusive butt... for the right price.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HOLIDAY SHOPPINGFerndo loves the holidays, but the overwhelming struggle to find the perfect present for everyone that he knows is starting to get him down. While Ferndo could easily just buy several paperback copies of Chuck Tingle's latest books, a great gift that's available now with free shipping from Amazon Prime, Frendo heads to the mall on Black Friday instead.Unfortunately, Ferndo is quickly swept away by the surging crowd, and nearly drowns before he's rescued by a man in a rowboat, named Borson Reems. Eventually, Ferndo and Borson find shelter on a desert island amid this overwhelming sea of shoppers.But Ferndo quickly learns that they're not the only ones who inhabit this beautiful oasis at the local mall. Soon enough, he's face to face with the handsome sentient manifestation of holiday shopping, who he's ready to give a piece of his mind... and butt!SENTIENT PHANTOM TOW TRUCK POUNDS MY BUTTWhen Port forgets to burn sage next to his car during a late night at the office, he unexpectedly finds himself visited by a phantom tow truck named Grembo Toons. Now his car is gone, and according to ghost law, there's no getting the vehicle back.Fortunately, using his exceptional skills as a hotshot lawyer, Port finds a legal loophole in his favor, then travels across town to an old haunted manor in an effort to get his car back. When Port confronts the spectral tow truck, however, he quickly finds that things aren't always as they seem. Now Grembo and Port are locked in an otherworldly romance unlike anything either has experienced before, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between man and handsome tow truck ghost.Later, Grembo changes his name to Daniel Day Loomis and becomes a dressmaker.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. THIS AMERICAN BUTT HOSTED BY IRA ASSJols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show's host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira's microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio... in a hardcore anal pounding.SCHRODINGER'S BUTTA veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five million dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances.Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high profile study. But when the mysterious and handsome scientist Doctor Arper Schrodinger puts Chom's butt in a box, things take a turn for the strange.Now Chom is traveling though a Tingleverse tesseract, pounded by every quantum superposition of his own past and future in an attempt to answer Schrodinger's haunting question: Is the butt in the box gay, straight, or both at the same time?SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains.Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space.The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light.Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING CORN JAMES CORNY FIRED IN THE BUTTDimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he's as corrupt as they come. Lately, it's been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald's connection to sentient Russian beets.With the Russian beets breathing down his neck, Dimald sees no other option but to fire James Corny, but things are always easier said than done in politics. Now Dimald is taking an erotic journey deep within the butt of this sentient vegetable investigator, and learning more about his own true nature than he ever wanted.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'PPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MNY OWN BUTT"'"'"As a resident of Beforna, Jorbins is used to not existing. The entire city is made up of characters who haven't yet occurred, their entire infinite reality made up of waiting and watching, hoping that one day some artist will be inspired enough to create them.Today might be the day that Jorbins is written into reality, and to calm his nerves, Jorbins and his friend, the sentient short story Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book, "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"' are headed out for lunch at Lorko's Deli, another character in Beforna who is yet to be created.Soon enough, the gang begins to realize that things aren't quite as they seem, at that they might've already been written into a homoerotic existence within one another's buttholes.SLAMMED BY MY HANDSOME FIDGET SPINNERGreg Horn is the designated speaker for any first contact with alien life, but he's not expecting to get called upon any time soon. That all changes when several mysterious ships appear hovering across the globe, at first looking like flat disks but then slowing down and revealing themselves as three pronged plastic objects with ball bearings in every appendage.Greg boards one of the ships and comes face to face with the pilot, a smaller version of these "fidget spinners" named Rono. Soon enough, Greg is learning the calming, anxiety-reducing ways of these aliens, all culminating when this handsome living fidget spinner takes a spin in Rono's ass.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK Buck Trungle has released a brand new tale of hardcore gay erotica, but could the story itself be too powerful to contain within the realm of mere words? When Josh receives a link to the story marked "not safe for work" he somehow manages to keep his curiosity at bay while still in the office. His friend, however, is not so lucky. Soon enough, Josh finds the very fabric of time and space ripping apart in a homosexual mystery that will change the fate of his entire universe, and ours. Warning: Once you learn the secrets held within, there is no turning back. ANGRY MAN POUNDED BY THE FEAR OF HIS LATENT GAYNESS OVER A DINOSAUR TRANSITIONING INTO A UNICORN When Carl's bro sends him photos of a hot and sexy unicorn, he cant help getting turned on. But when Carl discovers that the unicorn of his dreams was once reality star and athlete, Bort Jenkins, a former tyrannosaurus rex from the show Borting Up With The Dinosaurs, Carl's whole world turns upside down. Terrified that he may be dinosexual, conservative Carl is now thrown into a whirlwind of self-destruction, culminating in a literal encounter with his sexual identity fears. Soon enough, Carl finds himself in a hot gay gangbang with his physically manifested bigotry. But will this extreme pounding be enough to help this Carl learn that real love takes many forms? SLAMMED UP THE BUTT BY MY HOT COFFEE BOSS When Yonce arrives at the office he has no idea that, by the end of the workday, his life will have changed forever thanks to the new boss, a piping-hot cup of coffee named Morcho Kibclaw. Immediately, Morcho takes the office by storm, firing many of the workers and spilling his hot liquid body onto the others. But when Morcho and Yonce have their first meeting alone, sparks immediately fly, resulting in a gay anal slamming that is definitely not safe for work!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. LIVING INSIDE MY OWN BUTT FOR EIGHT YEARS, STARTING A BUSINESS AND TURNING A PROFIT THROUGH COMMON SENSE REINVESTMENT AND STRATEGIC TARGETED MARKETING After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he's left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life. Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis's anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley, an attractive name that translates to "place of sweet riches" in the language of the natives who inhabit Travis's body. Through common sense reinvestment, Barko and Travis develop this butthole into a thriving business, but as the two of them approach eight years of partnership, a dark secret threatens to tear them apart and pound their butts. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD NOMINATION When Tuck Bingle receives and email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle. Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.Soon, Tuck is breaking fourth-walls and anal limits, pounded hard by a handsome sentient Hugo Award nomination named Kelpo and learning the true meaning of homoerotic love! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY IRRATIONAL BIGOTED FEAR OF HUMANS WHO WERE BORN AS UNICORNS USING A HUMAN RESTROOM When Honch sees what he thinks is a unicorn using the human restroom at a local diner, he's immediately sent into a belligerent state of bigoted rage, culminating in a massive heart attack that leaves him flat on his face. Fortunately, Kipper, a man who was born as a unicorn, is there to help, saving Honch's life despite their differences. Suddenly, a dialog is opened between Kipper and the angry, self-hating Honch, who eventually learns the error of his ways. But when Kipper leaves, Honch finds his irrational fear-of-a-unicorn-in-the-human-restroom manifested as a handsome sign that won't go quietly. Soon enough, Honch is overcoming his extremist fears... by taking them in his butt!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AWKWARD POLITICAL DINNER DISCUSSION OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAYRonto loves his family, but he's dreading his trip home to small town Idaho over the Thanksgiving holiday. Of course, he cares about his parents, but their politics are a little strange, and they're definitely not afraid to talk about it.Ronto, on the other hand, would rather just enjoy his time with his family. Unfortunately, after Tromp announces plans to ban the moon, the parade of ignorance becomes just too much for Ronto to bear.Hiding out in the garage on Thanksgiving, Ronto suddenly find himself confronted by the physical manifestation of awkward political dinner discussion over the Thanksgiving holiday, and quickly learns the only way of overcoming his awkwardness is by standing up for what he believes in and opening his butt to confrontation.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY SENTIENT PLANT BASED VEGETARIAN CHEESEBURGERRim Tuesday is looking for love but hates the big city dating scene. Desperate to find love, Rim finally accepts a blind date with a handsome cheeseburger, but quickly finds himself put off by the fact that his potential new partner is technically made of dead meat.The date ends early, leaving Rim even more sad and alone than before, but after a chance encounter on the way home with a plant based burger, everything changes. Suddenly, rim realizes that a vegan cheeseburger can pound his butthole just as good as the real thing... maybe even better.POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF MY TWITCH STREAMWhen Tarko is fired from his dependable office job without warning, he suddenly finds himself at a crossroads. Thankfully, Tarko decides to start a Twitch channel, offering commentary over video games and developing a massive following.Soon, Tarko begins trying out other ways to entertain his viewers, like reading erotic stories from the notorious Dr. Chuck Tingle aloud. Chuck's latest tale gives Tarko pause, however, as Tarko realizes the star of this book might be himself, and that his entire world might actually exist in the pages of an erotic short story.Now Tarko and the sentient physical manifestation of his Twitch stream are pioneering a new form of erotic meta entertainment that's just as strange as it is sexy.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TURNED GAY BY THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD THAT I MAY ACTUALLY BE A CHARACTER IN A CHUCK TINGLE BOOK Brad and his wife, Carrie, are all set for a beautiful San Diego vacation, free from the oppressive anxiety of the modern workweek. Things take a turn for the strange, however, when Brad reads the latest Chuck Tingle book and slowly begins to doubt the universe around him. Were they always staying at the Butt Point Suites? Or was the original name of their hotel Sandy Point? Is the man at the front desk unrealistically handsome? And what are the odds of them ending up in room sixty-nine? As things begin to unravel, Brad is force to face his deep existential dread in this erotic philological thriller, culminated in a hardcore hot tub encounter with his personified cosmic anxiety. LEONARDO DECAPRICO FINALLY WINS HIS AWARD AND IT POUNDS HIM IN THE BUTT Leonardo Decaprico has been nominated more times than he can count for the yearly award of most handsome buckaroo. However, despite the fact that he is one of the greatest actors of our time, he has still never won. Hopefully, this year will be different. After a well-received performance in The Reverass, a movie about walking through the snow after a bigfoot attack, Leo is full of both anxiety and hope. As he's watching the awards get handed out, though, Leonardo Decaprico begins to notice that his desire for these handsome golden statues is more than just professional, it's deeply erotic. Soon enough, the actor finds himself getting pounded on stage by his handsome award, making this a night that The Academy of Handsome Buckaroos is not likely to forget. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE LIVING LEFTOVER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM MY KITCHEN CABINET Nick has been working long hours at the local milk bar, exhausted and emotionally drained after several nights dealing with rowdy patrons hopped up on too much two percent. When the sentient leftover cookies from Nick's kitchen cabinet stop in to say hello, a boring night at the bar quickly becomes a journey into homoerotic sensuality. Soon enough, Nick finds himself at the center of a hardcore confectionery gangbang that will change his appreciation of leftover cookies forever.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ONMillionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he's grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE PREHISTORIC MEGALODON SHARK AMID ACCUSATIONS OF JUMPING OVER HIMAfter Morn Mince has a little too much chocolate milk at dinner, he suddenly finds himself waking up with a splitting headache and no recollection of what happened the night before. Unfortunately, the last place he remembers heading was towards the waterfront, and the daily news has reports of an unknown man repeatedly jumping over a prehistoric Megalodon shark in the bay (which was funny at first, but now the jump is getting old).Suddenly a wanted man, Morn heads down to talk to the ancient Carcharodon Megalodon himself, a handsome brain surgeon sea beast named Perks Yono. At first, Morn is simply trying to avoid the standard shark jumping punishment of cultural exile, but soon enough him and Dr. Yono begin to realize that what defines a jump is in the eye, and butt, of the beholder. Of course, all of this culminates in a hardcore anal pounding that will shake you to your very core.BUTT BUTT LAND: RYAN GOSLINS AND THE CITY OF BUTTSFeeling defeated after a particularly bad meeting with his writing agent, Horpin finds himself wandering home through Hollywood, the city of butts. Life is hard when you're living in a musical, especially when all you want to write is erotica, and Horpin has learned this the hard way.But when Horpin hears a beautiful song drifting out from inside a nearby jazz club, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. Soon enough, Horpin finds himself on a runaway romance with Ryan Goslins, a bad boy musician T-Rex who is about to show him that musicals and butt pounding can coexist.Now locked in the troughs of passion, Horpin and Ryan are about to show Hollywood that love between a dinosaur and a man is as real as it gets, with a show stopping dance number that will have you hard as rocks and begging for more.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. TURNED GAY BY THE LIVING ALPHA DINER After a long day on the road as a young, gay trucker, Lars is simply looking for a place to grab a bite and take a load off. But he bites of more than he can chew when he meets Turk, a handsome, living diner. The loads come later! Lars and Turk take to one another immediately, and soon Lars finds himself putting it all on the line for an erotic future with this gorgeous, gay restaurant. GLAZED BY THE GAY LIVING DONUTS In the year 2016, living donuts have been banned from the United States thanks to their explicit sexual lifestyle. Still, a few of the hot living pastries remain as part of a gay, underground donut shop network. Looking for some adventure, Mike and his friends set out to find one of these exclusive gay dessert clubs, and end up biting off more than they can chew. Soon Mike finds himself at the center of attention and ready to be glazed by over a dozen horny gay donuts. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. NEWS COMMENTATOR SAM HANNITY POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE FACT THAT HE DIDN'T DISCLOSE HE HAS THE SAME LAWYER AS THE PRESIDENTSam Hannity is the top political commentator for the Fog News Network, a television network committed to fogging the minds of all who watch it. Sam's got it all, but lately it feels like his lies are getting dangerously close to catching up with him.When news breaks that Sam Hannity shares a lawyer with the president he's constantly praising (a connection he never disclosed), his life turns upside down. Soon enough, the handsome physical manifestation of the fact that Sam Hannity didn't disclose he shares a lawyer with the president is meeting Sam for the first time, instantly hitting it off and helping this grumpy news commentator see the world in a new light.Now Sam Hannity and his sentient concept lover are locked in the heat of passion, learning the truth about love through politically charged, hardcore anal pounding!TUESDAY POUNDS ME IN THE BUTTNewly single Narlo is counting on another night in, until his friend Greg surprises him with an impromptu trip to a charity auction up in the hills. Narlo goes along, but can't afford to participate.When Narlo discovers they're auctioning off dates with the sentient, physical manifestations of days of the week, he's especially disappointed in his lack of funds; that is, until Tuesday shows up. After every other day pulls in millions of dollars, perfectly average Tuesday can't even get things off the ground.Narlo ends up with a Tuesday date for a dollar flat, but little does he know just how worthwhile his purchase will be. Of course, Narlo will find out soon enough when him and Tuesday fall quickly for one another, their adventure culminating in a hardcore anal pounding that will make your day!SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED SOUND THAT SOME PEOPLE HEAR AS YANNY AND OTHERS HEAR AS LAURELRippy works at one of Hollywood's most respected press and public relations firms, and today they have a potential new client coming in, the handsome, physically manifested sound that some people hear as Yanny and others hear as Laurel.Known for his work with other viral internet sensations, Rippy hopes to impress this muscular sound with his creative ideas in the boardroom, but it quickly becomes apparent that the sound some people hear as Yanny and others hear as Laurel is more intrigued by Rippy's ideas in the bedroom.Now the two are learning each other's deepest darkest secrets, and when Rippy discovers the incredible truth behind this mysterious sound, all bets are off. Soon enough, they are locked in a hardcore anal pounding that you'll have to hear for yourself!

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love. GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones." SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it?

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. MY HANDSOME MOUNTAIN BIKE IS A DOCTOR AND HE POUNDS MY BUTTLurso loves to mountain bike, waking up early and heading into nature for a long, relaxing ride. It's changed his life for the better, but Lurso's friends are growing concerned by the fact that he never bikes with a buddy on these dangerous trails.After a terrible crash, Lurso suddenly finds himself at the bottom of a canyon with a broken leg. It appears that all hope is lost, until Lurso realizes that his handsome living mountain bike is an incredibly skilled doctor.Now Lurso and his sentient bike, named Mart, are working together to survive, which will bring them closer than they ever imagined possible. Soon enough, Mart is so close that he's fully inserted into Lurso's butt!RAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF TRAFFIC WHO IS A BAD BOYPeeps Nerbin has a problem with being late, and with only one strike left on his record, Peeps needs to make it into work on time. Unfortunately, Peeps soon finds himself completely stopped on the freeway, with no relief in sight.Now Peeps is taking matters into his own hands, marching to the front of the gridlock and confronting the handsome physical manifestation of traffic face to face. Traffic is a bad boy, so Peeps is prepared for a fight, but what he's not prepared for is the manifested concept's undeniable charisma.Soon enough, Peeps and the living concept of vehicle congestion find themselves wrapped up in an erotic encounter that would stop traffic any day, culminating in a hardcore anal pounding!POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY PODCAST "NIGHT VALE PRESENTS POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN PODCAST WITH CHUCK TINGLE"Puck Tangle is the most successful author in Billings, and maybe even the world. With eight Hugo award wins under his belt and over ten years of his hit podcast, Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast, Puck is living large.When the author receives a mysterious phone call from the physical manifestation of his own podcast, however, his world is sent into a tailspin. Soon enough, Puck and the sentient embodiment of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast are traveling deep into the uncharted corners of the Billings Public Library, unlocking secrets of this universe, and the next.Now Puck has stumbled upon a hidden room stocked full of books by the author Chuck Tingle, causing a recursive storytelling tesseract that throws Puck and his Podcast into a hardcore anal pounding across infinite timelines.

"My name is John Hams and I'm a sex addict."And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle's first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it's not long before John's new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs. Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy?The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It's a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views.I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can't help but stare.Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb's hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.