Bøger af Chuck Tingle

As a retired explorer and archeologist, you've had your share of adventure. Now it's time to let someone else spelunk into hidden caverns and push deep into mysterious jungles, while you kick back and relax at home. When a bigfoot named Noro Bibble arrives at your home pitching the expedition of a lifetime, however, you're forced to consider one last trek to The Frozen Lake. Located just north of Billings, Montana, The Frozen Lake is a strange place of perpetual cold, a mysteriously deep pool of frigid water surrounded by dark and mysterious forest. Cobbler Industries has recently started drilling the depths of this beautiful natural site, hoping to find an underground cache of flowing chocolate milk, but there are some who believe they will drill straight into the cosmic Void itself. In this thrilling tale of The Tingleverse, you decide which path to take. With multiple endings to discover and several consequences to face, the reader is the star of the show as you explore the watery depths. Will you meet the mysterious woman who floats at the bottom of the lake and speaks in a voice of crunching marbles? Will you break through meta reality in an effort to escape the Void cultists and their carnivorous leader who are camped on the shore? Will you join forces with a machete-wielding sentient apple named The Apple Trapper, or will she end up turning you into one of her delicious pies? The decision is yours! WARNING: THIS IS AN ADVENTURE/HORROR NOVEL WHERE YOU MAKE THE CHOICES. IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ FRONT TO BACK.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.DOMALD TROMP JR. SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY HIS SECRET RUSSIAN MEETINGS AND THE GROSSLY INCOMPETENT COVER UP SHORTLY THEREAFTERDomald Tromp Jr. is a man torn between two worlds. Born to a human mother and a father made of shrieking Void crabs and tentacles wearing a loosely fitting skin suit, Domald Jr. is constantly battling with his inner demons, and after a failed attempt at pledging himself to the light side, he soon finds himself turning to the endless cosmic darkness of The Void. Eventually, Domald Jr. dives in completely, arranging a nefarious meeting between himself and the Russian government in hopes of digging up some dirt on his father's political opposition.Now the election is over and Domald Jr. has found himself as the nation's first son, but the handsome manifestation of his politically corrupt meetings and the subsequent cover up is tracking him down. Soon, Domald Jr. finds himself face to face with the sentient living evidence of his unethical encounter, culminating in a hardcore anal encounter of their own that could change politics forever!POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE FACT THAT IT TOOK LESS TIME FOR THIS BOOK TO BE WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED THAN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF TONY SCARYMOOCHY'S TERM AS WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTORWhen self-proclaimed alpha bad ass, Tony Scarymoochy (also know as The Tooch), lands a coveted spot as the new White House Communications Director, he doesn't think life could get any better, but after ten days on the job The Tooch is beginning to question everything.Soon enough, the living manifestation of that fact that it took less time for this book to be written and published than the entire length of Tony's term as White House Communications Director shows up to fire him, sending The Tooch on a journey of meta self-discovery that culminates in a hardcore encounter with his own short lived political employment... including some much needed oral self love.MY BUTT IS COMFORTED BY THE REALIZATION THAT I'M OKAY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHTChurn has had enough of the modern world and the anxieties that come with it. Overwhelmed by his fear of a collapsing economy, disintegrating environment, and rampant political corruption, Churn has decided to leave it all behind and live on a desolate island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.It sounds like a good plan at first, but on his way to the island, Churn has a strange encounter with the living manifestation of the realization that he's okay and everything will be alright, named Kortin. Soon enough, Kortin and Churn are arguing their cases, but it's only when Churn submits to Kortin's optimism that he truly feels comfortable again.Now Churn and this sentient living concept are taking things to the next level in a hardcore encounter that will make everything alright.

INSTANT USA TODAY & INDIE BESTSELLERAn Indie Next Pick!"A joyful, furious romp through dark places, Tingle proves he's as good at fear as he is at love." ¿T. Kingfisher, bestselling author of What Moves the DeadFrom beloved internet icon Chuck Tingle, Camp Damascus is a searing and earnest horror debut about the demons the queer community faces in America, the price of keeping secrets, and finding the courage to burn it all down.Welcome to Neverton, Montana: home to a God-fearing community with a heart of gold.Nestled high up in the mountains is Camp Damascus, the self-proclaimed "most effective" gay conversion camp in the country. Here, a life free from sin awaits. But the secret behind that success is anything but holy.And they'll scare you straight to hell.

Love is real. Demons are real. Kill the demons. A chilling and heartfelt supernatural horror about a young woman searching for love and the secrets of a demonic gay conversion camp, perfect for readers of Stephen Graham Jones, Hailey Piper and Lucy A. Snyder. Camp Damascus is the world's most effective gay conversion camp. Nestled in the Montana wilderness, parents send their children from around the world to experience the program's 100% success rate. But, this story isn't about that. This story is about Rose Darling, a God-fearing young lady who can't stop puking up flies. It's about her parents who ignore her visions of an eerie woman with sagging, pale skin who watches from the woods. It's about the desires deep inside Rose that don't seem to make any sense, and her waking nightmares that are beginning to feel more like memories. And maybe, just maybe, it's a little bit about Camp Damascus after all.