Bøger af Claire Dietrich

This is a book that should not be read by kids. Please do not read it. Seriously. Don't buy it here, don't order it online. Move on to more mature content. This book contains words like 'poop' and 'fart' and other things that are inappropriate for children and therefore, it is highly advised to neither purchase or read this book. Thank you. (Also, the illustrations are very poorly done).

This book contains even more horrible poems that should not be read by children. My own son called the last book of poems "very inappropriate" and I think you'll find that this book is just as awful as the last one. So please go read something else. Even worse, my illustrator quit because he refused to accept payment in M&Ms and Doritos and these illustrations are only worth the broken bits of Doritos that are found in the bottom of the bag.

Awful poems that really should not be read by children. Please go look for something by like Robert Lewis Stevenson or Mother Goose, those are much more appropriate.

Two brothers have to track down a trail of clues that have been left by a vile villain in order to save their mom from being put on a cargo ship to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.

The Seattle Erotic Art Festival's Literary Anthology is a collection of poetry, flash, and short works that explore the question, "What is Erotic?" 57 authors from across the globe have contributed to this collection with works full of humor, passion, excitement, and self-reflection.