Bøger af Dennis Miller

After the robbery of the biggest kingpin in the city, the money ends up in the wrong hands. The money starts a war on the streets that raises the murder rate to a record high, and has a group of men in the hallway of an apartment building in a gun battle with the police. The money tears families apart and sends people to jail for the rest of their lives. The money brings out the snakes, sharks, wolves, and beasts in so many men and woman that there will be nobody left to trust. With so many people are being stabbed in the back, they have no other choice but to live with your back against the wall. Kari rushes to the house as soon as she gets the phone call. When she sees Krissy all of her emotions erupt at once, they come out so strong that she drops to her knees. Kari grabs Krissy trying to shake the life back into her body. Tears rain from Kari's face like Katrina. Kari calls 911, and then carries Krissy's body outside, yelling and screaming, cursing the world. A crowd gathers in awe by the amount of brains and blood on Kari. Kari kisses Krissy repeatedly, rocking Krissy's lifeless body in her arms. Kari is unable to accept Krissy's death. Kari sits in the middle of the street squeezing a lifeless body, refusing to let Krissy return to dust. "I hate you bitches." Kari screamed at the crowd. She blames the world for Krissy's death, with thoughts to kill the entire crowd. She feels everybody has to pay for Krissy's death. "Get the fuck away from me!" Kari yelled at the crowd. Police and paramedics surround Kari. Kari squeezes Krissy tight refusing to let her sister go. "Miss we need to help her." Officer said. "My sister is not going anywhere, she is staying with me." Kari said. Kari knows there is no saving Krissy, because the hole in Krissy's head is the size of a cantaloupe. Kari does not want them to take Krissy away for good. Kari knows once Krissy is in the ground she is gone forever. Kari needs to be with Krissy as long as she can, because this is the last time she will see her in the visible form. The police have enough and pepper sprays Kari before they move in on her. It takes six officers to pull Kari away from Krissy. Kari swings wild haymakers unleashing her anger, blind from the pepper spray. "I hate you bitches." Kari yelled. She strikes the Officers with hard punches, as the officers try to apprehend her. It takes a while to get Kari under control and put handcuffs on her. Police put Kari in a cell so she can cool off. She was so fired up that when she came down severe depression set in. Kari cried for hours, until she cried herself to sleep. When it is time for Keith to speak, he stands at the podium and stares at the crowd, checking for faces. Nobody knows what Keith is doing, because his sunglasses hide his actions. In the crowd are many faces he has not seen in a while. He takes in all of the change, how much people have grown and he looks for Krissy's killer. With all of the grimy, shifty, dirty, heartless, crooked, fake, greedy, jealous people in the crowd he do not know where to start. Keith addresses the crowd, "My wife was a good person. If you needed something and she had it, it was yours. It did not matter if it was her last, it was yours. I love her so much. You took her away from me and now I am lost. I do not know where to start. All of the good I have done for people and somebody crosses me like this. Come on now, I am not the one. There is nothing on earth worth fucking with me. Look at my wife! Who will guide my son? Are you motherfucker's crazy? You kill my wife, the love of my life. My wife! My wife!" Keith holds his head low and a tear drops from the bottom of his glasses. The crowd watches Keith quietly. Keith lifts his head up, looking at the crowd, and then he suddenly snaps, throwing chairs into the crowd. People step over each other trying to get out of the way. It is like water bursting out of the floodgates how the people rush out the church.

Jealousy and hate took away Joy's family and violence and blood shed is the only thing that will heal her pain Joy's son Alonzo and husband Wayne fall victim to murder, because of jealousy and hate. Joy's anger rages, and her thirst for revenge fuels her. She puts faces to the voices of the kidnappers who murdered her husband and son. Joy hunts down everyone involved in the death of her husband and son and sheds their blood. A car pulled into the entrance of the alley and stopped. A tall dark silhouette got out of the car and walked towards them with a duffel bag in his hand, Joy knew it was Wayne. Wayne walked up to them. One of the masked men stopped Wayne and checked him. "Give me the money!" Brandon ordered. "Let my family go first." Wayne replied, then opened the bag and showed the money. Brandon took off his mask and had a big smile on his face. Brandon snatched the bag out of Wayne's hand. "Go!" Wayne told Joy. Wayne already knew what was about to happen next. He knew he came to trade his life for his family's life. Joy picked up Alonzo and ran towards the car. That is when she heard two gunshots. She stopped, turned around, and saw Wayne hit the ground hard. She was about to help Wayne until she saw one of the men with his gun aimed at her. Then the gunshots started. The masked men ran towards Joy and Alonzo as their guns blazed. The sparks from the guns light up the alley. She ran quick towards the car with Alonzo in her arms, and felt the heat of the bullets that flew past her. The driver's side door was open and the car was already started. She laid Alonzo on the passenger seat that is when she saw all of the blood on his shirt. She lifted up his shirt and looked at a big hole in his chest as blood oozed out of the wound. She put the car in reverse and backed out of the alley as two bullets flew through the windshield. She whipped the car out of the alley, smelling the burning tires. A bullet flew through the driver side window and entered her jaw. The sight of her bloody son motivated her past the pain of the bullet embed in her mouth and she sped off. She never drove so fast in her life or dodged through traffic so swiftly, before she ran the car into the entrance of the University of Maryland Hospital's emergency room. She pulled Alonzo out of the car and carried him into the emergency room. Her mouth was so swollen from the bullet that she could not tell the receptionist what was wrong. She just laid Alonzo's bloody body on top of the receptionist's counter. Everybody scrambled fast and got Alonzo medical attention. She was so worried about her son that she did not care about the bullet in her mouth. She cried herself into dehydration. If it were not for the tranquilizers, she probably would have lost control of herself. She felt deflated after losing Alonzo and Wayne. Her life meant nothing, because her family had just been taken from her. Her demeanor became demented. She said nothing to the detectives. Even though she wanted justice, she never told the detectives who the kidnappers were. She told them that she was in shock and could not remember anything at the moment.

The city is riddled with bullet holes and fear as dead bodies block the streets. No one signed up for this. When the officers took their oath they didn't think that they would have to risk everything to save the city. They have gone beyond the line of duty and crossed over into a city flooded with chaos, a fight no one was ready for. An officer's investigation uncovered an evil no one was ready for and no one knows how to stop. When a ruthless killer has money and loyal associates, it ignites a war that is burning the city to the ground. And when they think things cannot get any worse, all hell breaks loose.Jessica side-swipe and ram cars as she cuts through traffic. Hazel fires his AR-15, as he hangs out of the window, at the state trooper. The bullets shatter the trooper's windshield blinding him. The next swarm of bullets hit the trooper in the neck and twice in the vest. The trooper floors the gas pedal as he releases the steering wheel and tries to stop the blood squirting out of his neck. The trooper's car rear-ends the Porsche and pushes the Porsche into an SUV. The SUV spins out of control and Jessica steps on the brakes, but the Porsche still slides into the SUV. Hazel flies out of the Porsche's window and lands on the street, rolling to a stop. Two cars swerve to avoid hitting Hazel. The approaching traffic swerves and spins causing a chain reaction of accidents. Resulting in a ten-car pileup putting the traffic behind it at a standstill. Hazel stumbles to his feet and picks up his AR-15. He looks at all of the crash victims arguing with them as he spits blood on their vehicles. Hazel walks to the Porsche and finds Jessica's bloody head on the dashboard and Tunnel's head resting on the cracked passenger side window. Hazel opens the driver's door and pulls Jessica out of the car and lays her next to the wheel. Hazel opens the passenger side door and catches Tunnel as he falls out of the car. "We have to go. I need you to wake up." Hazel told Tunnel. Tunnel groans in pain as blood cascades down his face. "Come on!" Hazel tells Tunnel, as he helps him to his feet. He grabs Tunnel's gun and the bag of guns from the car. Hazel carries Jessica across the median and into northbound traffic. Tunnel shoots at the oncoming cars trying to get them to stop, but some cars just speed by while other cars crash into the guardrail. Hazel carries Jessica into the woods. "Come on!" Hazel yelled to Tunnel; who stands in the middle of the highway trying to stop cars with his bullets. The sirens and police helicopters are getting closer. Tunnel wipes the sweat and blood from his face then follows Hazel into the woods. The weight of Jessica and the bag of guns is slowing Hazel down and causing sweat to soak his clothes. Hazel drops the bag then sits Jessica up against a tree. "Leave me here. I will be ok." Jessica told him. Tunnel gives Jessica and long kiss. Hazel spots an officer hiding behind a tree talking on his walkie talkie. Hazel raises his AR-15, looks through the scope, and shoots the officer in the head. "Give me a gun, I will hold them off." Jessica told them. Hazel reaches in the bag and gives her a handgun and an AR-15. Tunnel kisses her on the forehead before he walks away with Hazel. Hazel and Tunnel stop walking when they hear Jessica exchanging gunfire with the police. The helicopter circles above her. Tunnel turns around and heads for her, but Hazel grabs his arm. Hazel and Tunnel continue their escape. When the gunfire stops Hazel and Tunnel freeze, knowing the worst has happened. Tunnel and Hazel hear Jessica scream, "Fuck you bitches!" Then they jump out of their skin when they hear a loud gunshot that ends Jessica's life. They keep moving before they're surrounded by the responding officers. The helicopter circles above the woods and the sound of police radios trail behind them. Thirteen police officers and two K-9's are closing in fast.Federal agents have been landing in Maryland nonstop to join the manh

The stalwart and flamboyant life of the legendary singer Rita James and the world-class enterprising fashion mogul Diana Vise. Fame, drama, love, sex, romance, passion, lust, heartache, and work consume their lives. They learn that their dream-life is nothing without love, so they jump through hoops trying to find the right man. Superstar singer Rita James and fashion mogul Diana Vise search the ends of the earth trying to find love. Through all of the heartache and disappoint they refuse to give up. As they chase their dreams and enjoy their extravagant lives, they realize that money and fame cannot fill the void in their heart. Rita appears on the Raven Style's show. Raven has many questions for Rita, so she tries to ask as many as she can. "Rita James, there is so much to talk about and so many questions I want to ask you." Raven said. "Go ahead, I'm not scared." Rita replied. "Who was this man that you were seen with on the beach?" Raven asked. "He is a special person to me. I won't say his due, out of respect for him." Rita replied. "I thought you were engaged to Tony?" Raven asked. "It's a long story. I'll tell you another day when I have the time." Rita replied. "You must stay busy juggling two men and a huge career. How do the two men feel about each other?" Raven asked. "They have never met. It was as if I had to choose between them and I could not. I came to a fork in the road and went straight. My heart was pulled in two different directions. When you are addicted to love, situations like these will drive you mad. My thoughts are spinning like lottery balls; I don't even know what my decision will be." Rita replied. "How do you maintain in your soap opera life?" Raven asked. "Shopping, sandy beaches, a lot of sunshine and my sister help me through the emotional storm. My sister supports me through the toughest times." Rita replied. "Do you ever think about seeing a psychologist?" Raven asked. "Do you think I'm crazy?" Rita asked. "No, I never said anything like that. I saw what you did to Carla May. I don't want any trouble." Raven replied. "I'm not crazy. I am just a woman who likes to stand out from the rest. I do what I want, when I want, and I dare someone to try to stop me. I only have one life to live and I am going to live it to the fullest. And if you think that I will run and hide, because I'm worried about what people think of me, then you are the one that's crazy." Rita replied. "People have said a lot of bad things about you over the years. Do you want to defend yourself?" Raven asked. "I'm not going to waste my time worrying about how other people feel. I am busy living my life and having so much fun. Life is too short for me to waste time trying to impress other people. My main concern is making myself happy. Fuck how they feel. If you think they hate me now, I'm going to give them a reason to really hate me." Rita replied. "What do you have planned?" Raven asked. "I don't plan anything. I am the queen of soul, the queen of drama, and love. I do what I want when I want." Rita replied.

Retirement Reboot author Dennis Miller had recently retired in 2008 when the bottom fell out of the economy - and his retirement income collapsed. He needed to take control of his finances and create a plan that would return his income to former levels, while protecting his principal from another catastrophic market crash. After three years of re-educating himself for investing in this "new economy", he shares everything he learned in Retirement Reboot. It will tell you -¿ What economic surprises might lie around the corner¿ Which investments you should dump immediately¿ If real estate is a good idea again¿ What kinds of brokers you should drop like a hot rock¿ Which investments will help you thrive in the face of inflation¿ How to balance your retirement portfolio for safety, growth, and even a little speculation.If you want to be prepared for any economic curveball coming your way, then Retirement Reboot is a book you must read.

Once again there''s good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington''s business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am.Dennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live." When HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: "Dennis Miller Live" was the most refreshing talk show on television.The accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, "The rants, the rants, the rants," and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds.Dennis Miller keeps on ranting in I Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his mind on topics like:MODELS-"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them."COLLEGE-"I don''t think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can''t pay my bills, I''m not paying yours." CONSUMERS-"You know how to tell when you''ve got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing."FAITH-"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can''t even hear the title of the show ''Touched by an Angel'' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment."ASTRONAUTS-"Anybody who would strap themselves onto a giant deodorant spray can, set off a series of explosions under their ass until they''ve been blasted into the icy vacuum of deep space, and then step outside to take a walk must have more balls than a twenty-four-hour Tokyo driving range."