Bøger af Devlin O'Neill

There is nothing unusual about a dog walker who talks to the dogs in his or her care. What is unusual is when the dogs talk back. In Clewt's case, the dogs talk to him, because he speaks and understands their language. That advantage makes his job a bit easier, as well as more fulfilling. However, if the dogs' owners misbehave, this state of affairs can spell trouble. When these ladies get up to mischief, they don't bother hiding it from their pets, and the animals, in turn, tattle on them to the dog walker. Fortunately, our dog-walking hero is more than up to the task of sorting out naughty human clients, and he performs admirably, to the point that some of the ladies find sitting a bit uncomfortable afterwards. Also fortunate is the fact that every one of them needs exactly that kind of treatment from time to time, and she always is quite appreciative of Clewt's efforts. Nevertheless, when a new dog walker comes to town and lures customers away from Clewt, he must take a stand to protect his business from the tall, beautiful, and very self-assured blonde. But, neither realizes, at the time, just how much anguish and heartache that will end up causing both of them. So come with Devlin O'Neill as he spins a tale of epic adventure and romance in Clewt Kreshkopf, Dog Walker. Publisher's Note: A very different version of the book was previously published as Let Slip the Dogs, (c)2015 Blushing Books(R) and Devlin O'Neill.

Harlan is just a regular a guy who plays guitar and sings in a café while people eat, drink, and a lucky few get spanked by the entertainer. Then someone-a very pretty someone-discovers that the regular guy guitar player has a secret identity, and she wants to take advantage of that knowledge. In Devlin O'Neill's latest romantic tour de force, we find guitar music with spanking; romance with spanking; a quest for lost gold with spanking; very hot sex with spanking; and the spanking of forest deities who guard the treasure, just to round things out. So come along as he takes you on a glorious adventure that will lead you into a wonderful wilderness full of beauty, danger, and delight, and past dozens of sore, red bottoms, some of which belong to beings you never before have encountered. Devlin O'Neill was voted Best Romance Spanking Author of 2015 at Spanking Romance Reviews. (*Tie with Renee Rose)

You can't cure addiction with bottom paddling! Can you? The unfortunate fact is, you can't cure addiction, full stop; you can only treat it. And that is exactly the issue Devlin O'Neill tackles in his latest romantic dramedy book series, Maggie's Strict Remedy. In the first episode, Paddle Therapy, we meet Maggie and her boss and benefactor, Stewart. They are, respectively, a psychiatrist and a philanthropist who decide to answer JFK's rhetorical why not? question by opening a fully functional rehab center where the well-paddled bottoms of male and female addicts alike help move them onto the road to recovery. Addiction treatment is a growth industry these days, and in and around this rehab center there never is a dearth of patients, as well as practitioners, with interesting stories to tell. So come with Dev and get to know both the users who suffer the pains of addiction and the therapists who make them suffer the pains of a sore behind-not to punish, but only to override the pains of withdrawal long enough for more traditional talk therapy to have an effect. And, as always, when in doubt, call your sponsor and get to a meeting. Publisher's Advisory-This is a work of fiction written for an adult audience. It contains depictions of adult consensual spanking, as well as descriptions of erotic, adult behaviors, including masturbation and anal intercourse. If you do not want to read such subject matter, please do not open this book.

Never before printed in hardcopy, here are Devlin O'Neill's first three fantasy novellas. Apparently, he has threatened to write more. All these were written and published, electronically only, during the first half of 2013. All are set in Neverwasnia, a land that exists only in O'Neill's imagination, and vaguely resembles England and parts of Western Europe, as they never really were, of course. Here, then, are three flights of fancy and fantasy, all of which are something of a departure from O'Neill's earlier offerings, though they do retain many of his signature quirks. Each is quite different from the others, as well. Little Red Riding Drawers, as the title implies, is a takeoff on the Riding Hood motif, only it features a (mostly) beneficent werewolf rather than the more familiar lupine Granny gobbler. The Trouble With Pixies borrows heavily from a Shakespearian summer Dream, though with pixies standing in for fairies in this version. Cote-Hanger Abbey is O'Neill's homage to Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey. A couple of life-sized and quite lifelike cartoon characters, after suitable gender reassignments, take the lead roles in this one. So enjoy this compilation of tales, each printed in actual ink on real paper for the very first time. The author is even now busily transcribing more of the stories that are whispered, in his ear alone, by the whimsical and often alluring inhabitants of vast and magical Neverwasnia.

Devlin O'Neill discovered Neverwasnia in 2013, and its strangely familiar inhabitants have been whispering their stories in his ear ever since. Here, then, are a few of the earlier accounts he gleaned from the fabulous denizens of this fantastic kingdom. In A Sourcerer's Apprentice, Tabitha Pennywhistle and her rodent familiar work for the venerable Mother Hibbard, collecting simples for lotions and potions. But Mother teaches skills other than how to make a soothing salve. Hanlett, Princess of Dayn Marque is O'Neill's ribald retelling of the Bard's corpse-strewn classic, only no one dies. There are ghosts, betrayals, and clowns telling grave jokes, as well as a guest appearance by the detective from A Sourcerer's Apprentice. Wondrous Hot Ice concerns a young skater and her coach, neither of whom will accept anything but her best effort in the rink. The three short stories are about a very fortunate romance author, a magical garbage collector, and several members of the Neverwasnian aristocracy. And, like all O'Neill works, the common thread that runs amongst these narratives is spanking. Editor's note: The works in this compilation are previously published.

A half-century ago, The Avengers TV show blazed across the Atlantic and into the heart and mind of a very young Devlin O'Neill. Now he presents his extravagant homage to this classic programme and its iconic characters. The scene has shifted to Neverwasnia, O'Neill's vast and magical private world, where his players are able to live out their fantasy roles, guided by the stern hand of an expert spankophile and master storyteller. Jon Reed and Ella Teal, the dedicated professional and the talented amateur, are back, in dazzling black and white and living colour. They take up where they left off fifty-some years ago, as once more a dastardly mastermind appears to challenge the pair's calmly superlative and ultra-British skill and aplomb. The smoothly wicked arch-villain in this latest epic performs at his fiendish worst, abducting young, comely women from the very Ministry that employs our heroes, and Reed and Teal must again put themselves in harm's way in order to save the country from evildoers. Shockingly, Ella's bum is the primary target of this charming scoundrel's nefariousness, which leaves our Mrs. Teal wide-eyed with amazement, as well as anticipation. Come with us now to the sparkling clear landscapes and foggy, frightful moors of far off, but oh so close, Neverwasnia, and read a tale you thought never could be told.

Here, in the final volume of the "A Maid for All Seasons" series, Devlin O'Neill completes the years-long project that began his writing career with Blue Moon Books at the turn of the century. This revised version of the novel is tighter and more polished than the trade paperback model and contains an epilogue, especially written for this edition, which looks a little way into the future after the close of this narrative. In this story, Lisa, Michael, Beth, and their friends return for more adventures in small town Middle America. The town is ordinary, but some of the men and women who live here deal with their problems in unique ways. Michael responds as he always has to Lisa's tantrums, by spanking her bare bottom, but it is now Greg's sole responsibility to care for her afterward. Beth's behind still feels Michael's hand when she teases him, but she also occasionally wields a paddle on female rears.So come along on one last ride through O'Neill's imagination as it was eight or nine years ago. But know that the end of this line is just the beginning of another, or, as Tom Stoppard observed, every exit is an entrance somewhere else.

With "Spanked In Her Dreams," Devlin O'Neill jumps forward a few decades to a time where dream therapy has been turned inside out. Now a therapist can make his clients dream on command, and Holden Thackery puts his female clients into spanking dreams, because he knows and they agree that that's what they need. He does this quietly so as to avoid misunderstanding, and then when he does talk to a reporter, she understands him all too well, and her excited discovery is broadcast to the world. Annoyed but completely in love with the young woman who has caused him so much trouble, he steadfastly sorts her out. He makes her bottom sore, and her heart race as fast as his, and gives her both dreams and real life memories she never will forget. This story is erotic spanking romance at its very finest, from a master of the craft.

The dragon sayers are back! The newly-wed couple, Dalgren and Remmy, hope for a time of quiet and peace, but when Ingen Ferilad is around, no one truly knows if that is possible. Dalgren told Remmy, in the first story, that Lassa Ingen is not a woman to give up easily when she wants something. Forewarned is forearmed, but even after Dalgren's caution, he and Remmy, both, are hard pressed to cope with Ingen's aggressive behavior.Amidst the romance and beauty of Neverwasnia's most bucolic fiefdom, the magical underbelly of Nordland is laid bare, and evil unicorns arise to challenge dragons for supremacy. The violent tumult that follows draws even Remmy and Dalgren's tiny daughter into the fray, with amazing results. Come, then, and accompany Devlin O'Neill on a long rapturous, riotous, and often ribald accounting of the once and future war between dragons and unicorns. You will be glad you did.

Remissa Donderthun was born and raised in the mountainous hinterlands. She is not just any young woman, though - she is smart, funny, charming, and more than a little bit spoiled. Then, too, she has a thirty-foot fire-breathing dragon that obeys her every command. She did not always have the wondrous beast, and when she got hold of him, he turned out to be more than she could handle. A dragon not handled well can cause a great deal of damage and distress, and hers did just that. In this book, his first full-length novel set amid the everyday magic that is Neverwasnia, Devlin O'Neill spins a tale of youthful indiscretion and bad choices begging for correction, followed by flights and fights that necessitate discipline, culminating in romance and redemption delivered by a stern hand. Come let him take you for a ride on a golden-winged dragon.

What do you do when the sheriff's department invades your rehabilitation hospital, intent on closing it down? If you're Dr. Maggie Zimmerman and her crew of stalwarts, you prevail, despite the odds. You overcome by being the warriors whose strength is not to fight, even though the sheriff-and Letty Earl, too, eventually-feel their battle wounds most keenly. In this epic conclusion to his first serial novel, Devlin O'Neill presents the harrowing finale to that dramatic event, described in the previous volume, before following the individuals and couples whom readers have come to know through the last three episodes of the adventure. Once the dust has settled, Aaron and Valerie, Brant and Inge, Maggie and Stewart-even Bob and Letty Earl-still have stories to tell. And, since O'Neill is doing the telling, you can be sure that there will be heat-not only in bottoms therapeutically scorched, but in hearts and hands and lips, as couples explore their erotic and disciplinary needs with one another. Publisher's Advisory-This work is written for a mature reading audience. It contains depictions of consensual corporal punishment, as well as descriptions of erotic behaviors. Further, the author and publisher do not condone hitting children, whether by parents, school officials, or anyone else, although such common practices are mentioned in this text as matters of fact. If you do not want to read such subject matter, do not open the book.

Here are the seminal works by renowned romance author Devlin O'Neill, the earliest erotic spanking adventures of Lisa, Beth, Michael Swayne, and others, revised seven years after their original publication by a more practiced hand and presented with a more evocative cover. Lisa and Beth still can't keep their naughty behinds out of trouble, and Greg and Mr. Swayne remain steadfast in their determination to correct them, but O'Neill spared no effort to rewrite, revamp and refresh these books, to make them crisper, cleaner, and more enjoyable. The emotions O'Neill depicts often are complex, though his major premise is straightforward - naughty girls are spanked, and all girls are naughty. New readers and longtime followers alike will appreciate the opportunity to be swept along into his world, where that credo has the force of natural law, and where bare, sore bottoms are necessary and expected, by his female characters anyway. This volume includes an introduction by Michael Anthony and a foreword by the author. Paula Meadows cover art is used by permission of the artist.

(Revised edition) Naughty girls are spanked, and all girls are naughty - the grown-up girls in Devlin O'Neill's world, that is. Here are eleven stories - lusty tales of bare bottoms affectionately reddened, penned by the author of A Maid for All Seasons. The girls never mean to be disobedient, yet somehow they always are, and it is up to the professor to correct their behavior, in a patient but strict manner, and to forgive, caress, and love them afterward. Inspired by having received dozens of letters from devoted readers of the Maid series, O'Neill assembled this very personal collection of his most provocative tales. The stories that comprise A Maid's Friends and Fantasies are labors of love, conjured from the fertile imaginations of the author, his friends, and his lovers - stories of breathless, heartfelt immediacy. This is erotic spanking fiction at its most intimate and sensitive.

Devlin O'Neill proudly presents Volume IV of the A Maid for All Seasons, complete with extensive revisions to the text published in 2004. In this book, Lisa Carlson, Michael Swayne's putative, and often punished, maid, returns to print. Along with her are her English professor, Dylan Travis, her boyfriend, Greg, as well as a number of girlfriends, most of whom also are subject to the same stern correction Lisa must endure, as well as enjoy, from time to time. So read, or reread, the further adventures of this cavalcade of naughty young women in a more up-to-date format, and with tighter and more streamlined prose.

Franny Woodbine is an ordinary citizen of Neverwasnia, Devlin O'Neill's magical private world. She has always been fascinated by spanking, though she has never had the experience, herself. She has read and fantasized about it quite a lot, but being transported into an even more magical place where such events are daily and often public occurrences would be enough to stun anybody. How will she cope with her new situation, amidst these friendly but hard-handed folks? In this revised edition of Ripple In Still Water, O'Neill has added plot detail and greatly expanded both exposition and conversation in the hopes of enhancing his readers' enjoyment of one of his most popular books. So come, once again or for the first time, and share Franny's wonderfully amorous spanking adventure.

When Congress comes calling, do you invite them in? Dr. Maggie Zimmerman, director of a very unusual drug rehab hospital, says no. Her boss, philanthropist Stewart Mandeval, has other ideas. On the advice and counsel of one very pretty and one very powerful delegate of that august governing body, Stewart persuades Maggie to open the door to the hospital for a brief visit. Little does either of them anticipate the extensive repercussions of that quick peek into the workings of a rehab center where the chief operational mandate is to keep its patients quite sore behind every day of their stay. In this second episode of Devlin O'Neill's serial novel, we once more meet some people who practice therapeutic spanking, those upon whom it is practiced, and quite a few who spank or are spanked for reasons other than addiction therapy. We find out more about Valerie and Aaron's budding relationship and that of Inge and Dr. Buckner, as well as learning what effect simply seeing a live paddling has on several members of the delegation. So, come join us for another journey into the realm of what if? as you read Therapy Down South, Volume Two of Maggie's Strict Remedy. Publisher's Advisory-This is a work of fiction written for an adult audience. It contains depictions of adult consensual spanking, as well as descriptions of erotic adult behaviors, including masturbation and anal intercourse. If you do not want to read such subject matter, please do not open this book.

Whether saving a life or simply living one, a doctor must stay focused. In this, the third volume of the Maggie's Strict Remedy series, Devlin O'Neill examines the undertakings and burdens of two such dedicated physicians. Both are psychiatrists at Mandeval Rehabilitation Center, and both are, indeed, intense. Maggie Zimmerman directs the rehab hospital, assisted by, though often exasperated with, members of a crack team of therapists and treatment administrators. Her second in command, Dr. Brant Buckner, is renowned, or, perhaps, notorious, for his intensity at work, but his leisure and recreation time, also, tends to be filled with extreme passion. Passion and intensity are not reserved solely for doctors, of course. Nurses, rehab administrators, patients, and sometimes even hospital visitors all have their moments of strong emotion and powerful stimulation. It could scarcely be otherwise at a facility whose chief physical therapy consists of hard bottom paddling. So, come along, once more, into the world of drug addiction therapy through spanking and read The Doctor Is Intense, Volume 3 of Maggie's Strict Remedy, a serial novel. Publisher's Advisory-This work is written for a mature audience. It contains depictions of consensual spanking, as well as descriptions of erotic behaviors, including masturbation and anal intercourse. If you do not want to read such subject matter, please do not open this book.

This new edition of Uncle Devlin's Bedtime Stories contains the full text of the book as the author intended. There are 12 stories in this volume; an earlier edition contained only eight. Also in this edition are introductions to every story, which you will not find in the earlier edition. Here then are hot, squirmy fantasies of wayward girls spanked and aroused, their bottoms examined and probed with wicked tenderness, driving them to ecstasies of embarrassed delight. In this volume you will find more punishing tales of disobedient almost-nieces and unruly quasi-daughters, all young ladies who know they need to feel Devlin's hard hand on their tender flesh, whether they admit such deviant desire to him or not. He isn't mean so much as strict, and it's never a good idea to push him too far, though all too often the girls do exactly that and earn more stinging spanks than they bargained for. Here too are otherworldly sagas that will transport you from the outer reaches of the galaxy to the strangely bright recesses of the Middle Ages. But even there, as everywhere in Devlin O'Neill's universe, all girls are naughty and must be spanked.

In this book, his first full length non-fiction work, it's as if Devlin O'Neill, at last, decides to open a beer and sit down to tell a couple of close friends absolutely everything about the focal subject of his life, the topic they have been curious about for years. He seems to know that what he is about to say will be received as fascinating and extremely helpful, and also somewhat titillating, in the best sense of the word. Although he does not quite lecture, he speaks with the fine authority and command that is the O'Neill hallmark, and not as if he is addressing someone on the level of a naughty boy trying to get a glimpse of a girl's panties. His elegance of language shines through, and sets up his readers to be on their best behavior in the presence of a gentleman, and then slips in words and phrases that let them know that it is all right to grin, and to tingle, and to squirm a little - and his readers are just sure that he knows exactly when they do each of these. Spank Her! is an informative, fast-paced, light-hearted romp through Devlin O'Neill's, more or less, real life world. Part opinion piece, part sociological treatise, part psychobabble mega-essay, this book rips the tear-away knickers off the shadowy realm that is consensual adult spanking in the 21st century, with a smile, and a wink, and a kiss on the bottom.

Naughty girls are spanked, and all girls are naughty , the grown-up girls in Devlin O'Neill's world, that is. Here are 11 stories , lusty tales of bare bottoms affectionately reddened, penned by the author of A Maid for All Seasons. The girls never mean to be disobedient, yet somehow they always are, and it is up to the professor to correct their behaviour, in a patient but strict manner, and to forgive, caress, and love them afterward. Inspired by having received dozens of letters from devoted readers of the Maid series, O'Neill assembled this very personal collection of his most provocative tales. The stories that comprise A Maid's Friends and Fantasies are labours of love, conjured from the fertile imaginations of the author, his friends, and his lovers , stories of breathless, heartfelt immediacy. This is erotic spanking fiction at its most intimate and sensitive.

Lisa is all grown up now, or so she thinks. She has her own business and a real boyfriend, but she hasn't outgrown the need to stick her pert little nose where it doesn't belong, nor have the men in her life -- Michael, Greg, and Professor Travis -- seen fit to stop spanking her bare bottom when she misbehaves. Still, they spank her because they care, and she would have it no other way.