Bøger af Don Shaw

Want to Find a New Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ...We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc.Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover.In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmasJokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this bookSilly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spousesTons of best medicine for you (laughter)Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our lifeand so much more ...No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on.They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip.It's also a fun bathroom reader!Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents.Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Looking for the Perfect Gift Idea for a Little Boy or a Girl? Need a Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Book with Tons of Fun for the Whole Family Inside? Then Keep Reading ...Kids love knock-knock jokes! This silly and funny game has been popular for many decades. The old joke books are often great. But new jokes are always better than the old ones!This treasure hunt of unique knock-knock jokes for kids is a wonderful choice for children of the age from 5 to 11. Why? Because it includes wacky and goofy knock-knocks that surely give them the giggles.This gold mine of funny jokes for kids is suitable for preschoolers, elementary school and middle school students and even for their elder siblings who will love this read as well.In this unique joke book, your daughters and sons will discover: 101 good clean jokes for kids of all ages11 helpful tips for the little jokersUnlimited opportunities to invent new similar jokes (kids love doing it)Jokes on the topics which kids love most of all - friends, school, family, holidays, animals, monsters, and dinosaursJokes fostering children's desire to learn about new thingsand so much more ...This joke book is exceptional because it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. Plus, all knock-knocks are appropriate for all ages and cultures.Large fonts make it easy to digest even for beginning readers.If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted to present this special book to your little jokesters!Children will love to get it as a gift for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on.Kids will gladly read it at the backseat during the long car trip, at the airport, in the waiting room, or the hospital. They will share these jokes with their sisters, brothers, cousins, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles, and friends while improving their public speaking and other social skills!Thus, if you want to surprise a boy or a girl with a super funny gift, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Looking for a Fun Gift Idea for a Teenager, an Adult, a Grandma, or a Grandpa? Want to Find an Entertaining Bathroom Reader or a Hilarious Jokes Book for a Long Car Trip? Then Keep Reading ...Everyone loves a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about blondes, the others can spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes, some people are crazy about yo mama or dad jokes, and so on.Thus, none of the jokes books can satisfy everyone. But in this book I combined as many genres of humor as possible to make it a perfect read for many people around the world.This gold mine of funny jokes for adults is suitable for men and women who love to laugh. Some of the topics covered by this book are spicy.You can find the jokes about police, alcohol, drugs, and love affairs. In fact, most of them are about family relationship, work, leisure, friendship, animals, hobbies, and the other aspects of everyday life.In this amazing humor book for adults, you will discover: 301 good jokes for men, women, grandfathers, and grandmothersJokes suitable for teenagersOne-liners, real-life situations, short stories, dialogues, and silly riddles with unexpected answersClean jokes without the 'F' word and the other bad wordsHilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our lifeand so much more ...No doubts, men and women who love humor, will be more than happy to get this book as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on.They will gladly read it during the long car, train, or plane trip.This book is also a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents.Thus, if you want to get a super funny read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Looking for the Best Christmas Gift Idea for the Young Readers? Want to Make Your Little Daughters and Sons Roll on the Floor Laughing? Then Keep Reading...This book 2 in the Would You Rather series is a super special Christmas edition filled with stunning cartoons!Would You Rather scenarios are extremely popular these days, but this book is absolutely special. Why? Because it includes incredible hand-drawn illustrations and hilarious scenarios, which you won't find anywhere else!Would you rather spend five hours in a traffic jam on Christmas Eve, wear a snowman's bucket on your head at a Christmas party, or decorate your house on Christmas as you normally do on Halloween?And this is just the beginning of the fun! This book's crazy scenarios are remarkable! Thousands of little boys and girls around the world already love this book. Your daughters and sons will also be astonished to explore this gold mine of funny holiday jokes for kids!Preschoolers, elementary school students, and even their elder siblings will enjoy this read. Large fonts and attractive illustrations are making it more appealing even to the beginning readers.Thus, it's a superb Christmas gift for children aged 4 to 12. If the kid has a birthday party in November, December, or January, it can be a fantastic gift book as well! And did you know there is also a fun YES or NO game inside?In this super funny book, kids will discover: 100 extremely silly "Would You Rather" riddlesTons of exclusive and hilarious hand-drawn illustrations from the authorMany unexpected Christmas-related things which happened in the real world Many unrealistic mind-blowing Christmas-related situations which will make children laughUnlimited opportunities to come up with new holiday scenarios (kids love doing it)Scenarios fostering children's desire to learn about new things - where does Santa Claus live, what people like to eat on Christmas Eve in different countries, how they celebrate Christmas, and so onHilarious Christmas Questions and Answers game with very exciting things to discover about the holiday season (even for an adult!)and so much more...While similar joke books often repeat the scenarios, this collection is exceptional. Also, it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content.If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted with the result! No doubts, your kids will love to get it as a present for a holiday!Moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas will also enjoy turning pages of this ultra-funny book under the Christmas tree. Thus, if you want to make your family happy, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Looking for the Best Gift Idea for a Little Boy or a Girl? Want to Find a Hilarious Joke Book and Get Hours of Fun for the Whole Family? Then Keep Reading ...Little kids love to ask questions! Why do the cats see in the dark? Why is the sea salty? Why don't elephants use the computer? Some of their questions are fun to answer. The others are plain silly. But it's always important to encourage them to discover new things about the world around us.This treasure hunt of unique jokes for kids is a wonderful choice for children of the age from 5 to 11. Why? Because it includes incredible jokes, which you are not likely to find anywhere else!This gold mine of funny jokes for kids is suitable for preschoolers, elementary school and middle school students and even for their elder siblings who will enjoy this read as well.In this super cool book, your daughters and sons will discover: 301 good clean jokes for kids of all agesRemarkable quotes about humor from famous people like Mark Twain and Charlie ChaplinJokes on the topics which kids love most of all, e.g., animals, monsters, friends, school, family, holidays, and knock-knock jokesUnlimited opportunities to invent new similar jokes (kids love doing it)11 helpful tips for the little jokersJokes fostering children's desire to learn about new thingsOpportunities to learn what is a chameleon, where do the kangaroos live, what is vitamin C, and where is the Sahara Desertand so much more ...This joke book is exceptional because it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. Plus, all jokes are appropriate and family-friendly.Large fonts make it easy to digest even for beginning readers.If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted to get this special book for your little jokesters!No doubts, children will love to get it as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, birthday, and so on.They will gladly read it at the backseat during the long car trip. They will share these jokes with their grandmas, grandpas, family members, and friends while developing their public speaking and other social skills!Thus, if you want to surprise a boy or a girl with an extremely funny gift, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Looking for a Top Gift Idea for Kids? Want to Make Your Little Daughters and Sons Roll on the Floor Laughing? Then Keep Reading... Would You Rather scenarios are very popular these days, but this book is truly unique. Why? Because it includes incredible hand-drawn illustrations and unique and hilarious scenarios, which you won't find anywhere else!Would you rather invent the machine that can turn stones into cookies or create the refrigerator that can quickly grow fruits and vegetables inside? Would you rather hide from monsters every Friday the 13th night or turn into a real vampire every Halloween? Crazy scenarios in this book are absolutely unlimited! Thousands of boys and girls worldwide already love this book. Your daughters and sons will be happy to explore this gold mine of funny children's jokes!They are super fun to the little preschoolers. Elementary school students and their elder siblings will also be delighted to turn its pages. Thus, it's a recommended holiday gift for children aged 4 to 12. If you bring this book to the child's birthday party, it will be a fantastic decision!In this super funny book, kids will discover: - 100 extremely silly "Would You Rather" riddles- Exclusive and hilarious hand-drawn illustrations from the author- Many funny situations which often happen in the real world - Many unrealistic mind-blowing situations which will make children laugh- Unlimited opportunities to come up with new scenarios (kids love doing it)- Scenarios fostering children's desire to learn about new things - what is the Polar night, who is a colorblind person, why do we have endangered animals, what is a 3D printer, and so on- Scenarios provoking questions about good manners and safety measures - why should you wash your body, what is charity, why you should be a good neighbor...and so much more...While the other similar joke books often repeat the scenarios, this collection is exceptional. Also, it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. If it's exactly something you've been looking for, you'll be delighted with the result when you'll get this to read! Your kids will love to get it as a present for a holiday. For sure, it will work great as a Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, and birthday gift.Moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas will also enjoy turning pages of this ultra-funny book. Thus, if you want to make your kid happy, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ...We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc.Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover.In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmasJokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this bookSilly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spousesTons of best medicine for you (laughter)Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our lifeand so much more ...No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on.They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip.It's also a fun bathroom reader!Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents.Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Sind Sie auf der Suche nach einer perfekten Geschenkidee für Kinder? Wollen Sie sehen, wie sich Ihre Söhne und Töchter vor Lachen auf dem Boden kugeln? Dann lesen Sie weiter...Würdest Du lieber-Spiele sind zurzeit sehr angesagt, doch dieses Buch ist einfach einzigartig. Es enthält wirklich einmalige und super lustige Szenarien, die durch witzige skizzenhafte Handzeichnungen passend illustriert werden.Würdest Du lieber eine Maschine erfinden, die Steine in Cookies verwandeln kann oder einen Kühlschrank herstellen, in dem Obst und Gemüse wächst? Würdest Du lieber an jedem Freitag, den 13. nachts vor Monstern in ein Versteck flüchten oder jedes Jahr an Halloween zu einem echten Vampir werden?Die verrückt-witzigen Szenarien in diesem Buch nehmen kein Ende! Tausende von Jungen und Mädchen in der ganzen Welt lieben dieses Buch und auch Ihre Söhne und Töchter werden diesen Fundus an lustigen Scherzfragen begeistert entdecken!Die Szenarien sind wirklich superlustig für Vorschulkinder und selbst ältere Kinder und ihre Geschwister werden beim Durchblättern dieses Buches eine Menge Spaß haben.Das Buch eignet sich ideal z.B. als Feriengeschenk für Kinder zwischen 4 und 12 Jahren und kommt garantiert auch als Geschenk für einen Kindergeburtstag gut an!Dieses super lustige Buch bietet Kindern: 100 extrem verrückte und lustige "Würdest Du lieber"-FragenExklusive und urkomische, vom Autor des Buches selbst gezeichnete IllustrationenViele lustige Situationen, die auch im echten Leben häufig vorkommenViele unrealistisch-komische Situationen, die Kinder zum Lachen bringenUnendlich viele Möglichkeiten, sich immer neue Szenarien auszudenken (Kinder lieben das!)Szenarien, die die Lust der Kinder am Lernen anregen - Was ist die Polarnacht? Was ist ein farbenblinder Mensch? Warum gibt es bedrohte Tiere? Was ist ein 3D-Drucker? usw.Szenarien, die Fragen über gute Umgangsformen und Sicherheitsmaßnahmen aufwerfen - Warum muss man sich waschen? Was ist Wohltätigkeit? Warum soll man ein guter Nachbar sein?Und noch viel mehr.Während in vergleichbaren Büchern oftmals immer wieder dieselben Witze vorkommen, ist diese Kollektion wirklich einzigartig. Zudem bietet sie ein ausgewogenes Verhältnis zwischen unterhaltsamen und lehrreichen Inhalten. Wenn Sie also so etwas suchen, dann wird Sie dieses Buch mit Sicherheit überzeugen und zufrieden stellen.Mit Sicherheit freuen sich Ihre Kinder über das Buch, wenn sie es zum Ferienbeginn bekommen und selbstverständlich kommt es auch als Geschenk zu Halloween, Weihnachten oder zum Valentinstag sowie als Geburtstagsgeschenk super an.Und nicht nur die Kinder, sondern auch die Mamas und Papas sowie die Omas und Opas werden beim Durchblättern dieses ultralustigen Buches Ihre Freude haben. Wenn Sie Ihrem Kind also eine Freude machen wollen, dann warten Sie nicht länger! Scrollen Sie hier einfach nach oben und klicken Sie auf die "In den Einkaufswagen"!

A compelling and moving sports drama that revolves around Grand Prix driver Mike Hawthorn, played out in the bloody arena of the highly dangerous motor racing of the 50s. A real life story that matches the excitement and suspense of the very best fiction.

Freddy, Phil and Don are three grumpy old men, travelling at various speeds in the slow lane of retirement, at a loss to understand the mad modern world around them.Their chosen method of escape from all this is a shared weekly hike in the Peak District, come gale, hail, snow or torrential rain. They pass the time bumping into colourful and eccentric locals, but their real passion is bickering among themselves. Not only about the right path to take, but also about where they're all going at the fag end of life. Phil likes to dash up hills trying to beat his personal best, while Freddy plots how to sabotage him - teasing him at leisure and asking deep and difficult questions. Stuck in the middle, Don's only ambition is to stop the squabbling getting out of hand long enough to find a nice pub for lunch.As warm as the wind is cold, as dry as the lashing rain is wet, The Hike is a hilarious tale of bum-warmers, crayfish-fanciers, East German Trabant enthusiasts, bodger philosophers, sticky ginger cake, gorgeous countryside and the subtle art of 'onedownmanship'.

Clough's War is the story of his epic ascent and decline at Derby County, a club he took in a few short years from nowhere to the top English football and teetering on greatness in Europe, before the whole dream came tumbling down in the national spotlight with his acrimonious resignation in 1973.