Bøger af Gina Ranalli

What if you killed yourself and discovered that the "Afterlife"might actually suck? Pogue Eldridge is a woman who does just that, and she starts to realize that this Afterlife stuff isn't at all what she expected. First, she's required to stay on a specific floor at the Sterling Hotel until renovations in Hell and Heaven are completed. That's the rules. Second, she can't go up to the nice floors where all the rich people are. More rules. And third, the food isn't that great, and there's nothing to do. Death imitating life? Pogue thinks so, and along with 15-year-old Katina, who died of a drug overdose (another form of suicide), they decide to go exploring, and bring along some of the others they've met. But because of the rules, they can only go down in the hotel elevator. And once they're in Hell, they can't leave unless "Lucy" decides they can. Join Pogue and her companions on a seriously twisted, often funny, and macabre trip through the Afterlife, where a Goth Lucifer suffers from depression, Jesus plays video games and smokes way too much pot, and Hell truly is a crappy place to be. "Ranalli is one of those rare authors who can seamlessly combine horror with the hilariously bizarre, all with a sly little smile and wink. With Ranalli's unique turns of phrase and descriptions, Suicide Girls in the Afterlife pokes fun at life, death, and the absurdity of being human. A strange, entertaining, and thought-provoking read." --Andi Marquette, author of several novels including Friends in High Places and the award-winning Land of Entrapment

There are many paths we can take throughout our lives. Perhaps an infinite amount. And for anyone who's ever wondered just where they might have ended up had they chosen a different route, there is a new drug called Satellite hitting the streets to show them exactly where -and who- they could be if their personal situations and the world itself were even slightly altered. For a young man named Jeffery Eon, Satellite sounds like the perfect escape from his miserable existence. A longtime junkie and periodic whore, Eon can't wait for the next fix, forever chasing after the blissful experience of that first high when he was a man of wealth and importance. But Satellite is nothing if not unpredictable. Where will it take him? Who will he be? His mind trapped in a body that is not his own and yet, somehow, still is. One soul, vastly changed, with every new puncture of the needle. From the author of Ghost Chant and House of Fallen Trees comes a new novel sure to make you question the trails you have followed and how your life could have been with only one tiny adjustment, whirling your world into an entirely different revolution.

The Pacific Northwest is known for its near-constant rainy season. But on New Years Day, the sun emerges and one woman, alone with her dog, ventures out to discover that something else has arrived with the new year: vast sinkholes, large enough to swallow entire cities, claim the lives of millions and unearth nightmare creatures that could only mean one thing...the end of humanity.

"I get it potential reader, you hear it all the time, this writer is special and like no one else, but I gotta say I really can't compare Gina Ranalli to anyone. A brave writer who is not afraid to freak out her readers with high concepts, fully realized characters and important ideals that sometimes challenge and often amuse. Join the cult of Gina." - David Agranoff, author of The Vegan Revolution...with Zombies and Ring of Fire"Alternatively intense and whimsical, dark and absurd, Ranalli is a Bizarro and horror master. - Garrett Cook, A God of Hungry Walls and Crisis Boy"When I think about my favorite horror writers, many names come to mind. When I think of authors capable of crafting truly creepy narratives, the list is great. When I talk about bizarro legends, some names come up. When I think of authors who can do all that with inimitable style, a single name is left: Gina Ranalli." - Gabino Iglesias, author of Zero Saints and Coyote SongsFrom Wonderland Award-winning author, Gina Ranalli, comes two novellas of terror, monsters, and pure insanity.Swarm of Flying Eyeballs - a school bus of children on a field trip must survive an unimaginable nightmare, a swarm of vicious flying eyeballs!Smirk - Man sees woman. Man becomes smitten. Woman smirks. Man abducts woman. Man hates women. Man gets a lot more than he expected...