Bøger af Jim Ward

A scintillating collection of diverse, romantic and madcap poems by Jim Ward. Smile and wince as you pour over these authentic and entertaining lines. A compilation of aesthetic and erotic poetry.

A Rip-Snorting, Mind-Bending Doozie!In the beginning, tragedy slams two young people, Justin Cadman and Rowdy Corndodger. Crippled, they follow different paths until fate unites them in a wonderland of opportunity, the U.S. oil boom of the 1960's. Now, out of nowhere, they become big business poster children, but little else is as it seems!After spotlighting the history of Northwest aviation, the Corndodger family is introduced to a collection of iron-willed, strong-fisted powermongers. Exxon executives find that oil money can buy just about anything, including jet liners, hunting lodges, diamond mines, extravagant parties, and intercoastal pipelines. Enter our heroine, Darcy McKelvey, who sets the family free from Indian Island.While turmoil swelters, the story reaches a rolling boil. A deadly wild card is played, involving greed, ego, power, skullduggery, and fame. Operations expand overseas, leading the cast out of Alaska and into Russia, Arabia, and later, the murder capital of the world! Soon, everyone is clamoring to know what happened to the vanished Alaska Governor's wife, the irreplaceable First Lady Doris Lake.The Corndodger families are roundly acclaimed for their powerful husbands and wives. As they thrive, they continue their remarkable story in search of the American dream. When the trailblazing Corndodger bush-pilots take to the skies, this mind-bending doozie, lifelong epic begins!

COMING JULY 2013What happens when an intrepid band of thrill-seeking, rollicking Americans ventures out in search of adrenaline? They learn the hard way that having everything means you have that much more to lose. . .Orla, a beautiful and sharp-witted young Irish woman, saves the day, earning their loyalty. She proves to be a valuable addition to the globe-trekking crew on a high-stakes journey where discoveries unravel at every turn.In the tradition of King Kong, Jaws, and Jurassic Park, IRISH LUCK TM lands big game and loads of laughs in every scintillating chapter.

Weather maps monitoring catastrophes translate into a switch in solitaire mega-storms. These have become chemically supercharged - increasing in frequency plus intensity. Ancient Spirits are awoken in the Ozarks while two tribunes are summoned. Honest homesteaders are being driven from their lands by evil mobsters hell bent on avarice and plunder. Murder in Madison County!Catastrophic Control is established when the Pentagon announces all branches endorse the universal agreement that weather is the single most potent threat to home and hearth. Prodigy Orla appears in Arkansas after a Navy drone crash unearths an ancient civilization circa 1250. The renowned undersea archaeologist assembles a full spectrum team. Collectively they uncover artifacts from the Ouachita Nation and the Lafitte Treasure!

Lando Poncho Vega, head of the Chiapas cartel, has a conundrum. As a member of the powerful twelve families of Mexico, he must quickly prove to the northern families that he can secure the southern borders from neighboring gangs attempting to take away market share and steal product. In a border war romance, his only daughter, Rio, has become engaged to a top director at DHS, an American-born Latino of Mexican parents.Mexico is booming and has become the top importer of American goods. In fact, the two countries are so joined at the hip; almost every highway connects on a map. Then three U.S. senators introduce a bill in Congress to annex Mexico, purchasing her with bonds.The Pentagon is invited in to round up the cartels and stabilize the region. MS 13 has quickly risen to the top, making both sides nervous. To counter the growth in gangs in Mexico and Guatemala, the Joint Chiefs choose a couple of washed out, crusty, embedded soldiers: Icy Barber and Blacky Bridges.Pissed off, Poncho Vega counters with two exotic cats from Texas to use as deterrents. Too tempting, it becomes one of Poncho's dozen wicked habits: feeding his enemies to the hungry jaws of his pets, Thunder and Lightning!

Once upon a time, in a living room, kitchen, garage or moving vehicle not far away, a dad unleashed his first dad joke and the universe hasn't been quite the same since.Get these out of this world dad jokes today for someone you love, or don't love!

Gauntlet is widely considered to be the primary force responsible for pioneering the body piercing industry. Established in 1975, it held its position as a leader for almost 25 years. Between 1995 and the company's demise in 1998, it conducted ongoing seminars teaching aspiring piercers the basics of the profession. This book was the manual given to all students who undertook the training. At the time, it contained the most current information available, but over two decades have passed since its private circulation. During the intervening years, there has been an enormous evolution in this ever expanding industry. While the traditional piercing placements have remained largely unchanged and many of the techniques demonstrated herein are still valid and in use by some piercers today, so much else has evolved and changed. Because of this constant evolutionary process, the authors realized an updated edition would not be practical. Still, many have expressed interest in laying hands on this unpublished tome. After over 20 years, it finally sees the light of day. This book is strictly a historical curiosity, a snapshot of the prevailing practices and standards of a particular time. No one should attempt any of the piercings shown herein unless supervised by an experienced professional piercer who is up-to-date on the most current information. Take to heart the title of this document and always act responsibly.