Bøger af Kirk Jones

Henry killed himself today three, maybe four times. He's lost count. He's too busy trying to negotiate his roles as social service employee and late-night live stream masturbatory fetishist. Like any run-of-the-mill, post gen Xer, Henry's conflicted. But figuring our who he is will take more than untrimmed bangs, skinny jeans, and a handful of razorblades. Different aspects of his personality are materializing. Most of them want to start a neo-anarchist cult and drive the world into a state of pure chaos. Some of them are sexual narcissists who want Henry's ass in the most literal sense possible. Henry just wants to jerk off in his Goddamned basement. Alas, chaos calls.

An age-old story retold from the lens of the Bible. Rediscover what the holiday season is all about by returning to the first Christmas night!The First Christmas Eve is written by Kirk Jones.

Reborn as an oozing humanoid composed of vitreous humor after a sudden death via a disembodied hand and a wood chipper, Gary Olstrom found no difficulty in saying goodbye to the life he once knew. After all, he had become quite adept at saying goodbye, to his right arm in a hardware store accident at eight, to his parents in a fiery car crash, to his right leg in a factory mishap, and to the only person who ever tried to help him in an untimely bus collision. What he never prepared for was saying goodbye to misfortune, until he found Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals. Therein, Gary finds refuge training furniture to copulate before spectators who vomit in applause. But while Gary's luck shifts for the better, cities left in the wake of the carnival's visits disappear; many are murdered. With his pet desk Akimbo and his empty-socketed girlfriend-turned-futon, Liberty, Gary attempts to unravel this mystery, culminating in a re-imagining of America to rival that of Benedict Anderson's! Well, not quite...but there is furniture porn.