Bøger af Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a standalone story filled with Southern vibes, way too many cuss words, and a woman determined to defeat the local vampire. HE'S NEVER GIVING UP, AND SHE'S NEVER GIVING IN... My name is Masie Kicklighter, and I work at my family's local bar in the heart of Tennessee, slinging whiskey and living a quiet life. I can't say my life was perfect, but when a local vampire started stalking me and sayin' all sorts of crazy things (I was not his. Nor would I ever be.), my first instinct was to run. But Leiper's Fork was my home. This was my town. And no one was gonna run me out. Even if he was hotter than a Sunday BBQ in July. So I came up with a plan to run him off. The only problem? He was one stubborn man. And crafty, too. Then something terrible happened. A whole lot of terrible somethings. And they would change everything for us both.

From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Vampire in the Jungle, a Paranormal Rom-Com. "Bring me that vampire! Or else!" When a powerful goddess gives Damien one week to deliver the world's last vampire, he only has one question: "Why is the vampire hiding in the jungle?" Damien isn't sure, but he knows what'll happen if he fails: the insane goddess will execute the only two women Damien's ever cared for. (It's complicated.) Also, there's the small matter of his assistant, who believes her destiny is to become a vampire herself. (It's very complicated.) Unfortunately, the vampire in question hates the modern world, has a severe attachment to his lair, and he makes it a point to kill anyone who gets too close. No mercy. Can Damien and his crew of supernatural oddballs convince this deadly vampire to come out of hiding before it's too late?

(NOTE: Standalone)From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a sassy, raunchy Rom-Com that's sugary sweet, Two Sticky Nuts. How far would you go for your possible Mr. Right? I'm all in for a trip to Jamaica with my best friend, Sofie-sunshine, fruity cocktails, hot men. Yes, please! But when Sofie takes off with a sexy waiter, I'm stuck all alone. At what turns out to be a family resort. Where are the single men? I'm ready to head home early when I spot an Adonis coming from the beach. Ohmygod. Are those abs real? Did he just sit next to me? Turns out, Carter's smart, adventurous, and makes indie films. We spend two amazing days together as he scouts locations around the island. And though we don't hook up, our chemistry's on fire! Quivers. Goosebumps. Fire! Before he leaves, we trade numbers since he's always passing through Dallas, where I live, and I can't wait to see him again. Until... I get home. And show a coworker my vacation pics. And she recognizes Carter. Gasp! Carter failed to mention his side gig, and let's just say Mamma wouldn't approve. I really want to give this guy a shot, but can I get past this? Answer: I just might have to join him to find out.

From New York Times Bestseller MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF The Happy Pants Café has no public information-no website, no address, no phone number-and it doesn't show up on any map, either. Yet, there's a line of single women around the block, waiting to get inside. And when they come out, their smiling faces don't look like coffee buzzes. (Or afterglows.) So what could they possibly be doing inside? Harper Branton thinks she knows their dirty little secret, and it's just the story to save her mess of a journalistic career. There's just one problem: her competition. He's sexy, he's arrogant, and he's about turn Harper's life upside down with a few secrets of his own.

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Suspense, Never King's, the finale of the USA Today bestselling King Series. KING IS DEAD, AND NOW THE CHILD HE LEFT BEHIND ISN'T SAFE ... ANSIN Ding-dong, people. The wicked king is dead. And, yes, I take full credit. King had it coming. So now that I'm the most ancient, deadly badass on the planet, I can finally get on with my plan. Step one: resurrecting my bloodline. But to do it, I must win over Jeni, the one woman who can give me powerful children. If only she'd stop holding a grudge. So what if I killed the father of her baby? Sooner or later she'll have to forgive me because there are bad, bad things coming her way, and I'm the only one who can protect her. But will she come around before it's too late? JENI My love for King never made sense, but now that he's gone, I'm holding it together (barely) for our newborn son. I must be vigilant because my enemies think he belongs to them. Unfortunately, the only one who can help is dangerous, evil, and a constant reminder of what I've lost. Then my worst nightmare happens, and he steps in. No demands. No bartering. Just help. Has he finally changed his evil ways, or is this a trick to get what he wants? Because without Ansin, my baby and I won't get through this.

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Suspense, The Dead King. When a large metal box washes ashore after a hurricane, Jeni Arnold's construction crew has no idea what to make of the dead guy inside. Who put the poor man in there? Was it murder or something else? All questions for the police to solve. Unfortunately, their hands are full, dealing with the hurricane's fallout. Then Jeni is attacked leaving work. She knows the perpetrator, but not the mysterious man who stops him dead. All she knows is that his otherworldly beauty and piercing blue eyes haunt her. But Jeni is about to learn that her rescue comes with a price. Everything with King comes with a price.

A NEW DARK FANTASY FROM NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER, MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF King isn't who she thought. She wasn't even close... When Mia Turner's life becomes tethered to a mysterious billionaire, who she swears is the devil himself, she knows she must break free. It doesn't matter if everything about him-those sinful lips, those pale gray eyes, that perfect male body-keeps her awake at night. He's evil. She has to get away. But when this man, known simply as King, suddenly disappears, Mia will discover she's not home free. Because without King, she's no longer safe from his ruthless, depraved, power-hungry social circle. To survive, Mia will have to conceal King's absence and walk a mile in the evil man's twisted, cruel shoes. What she discovers will leave her more terrified and her heart more conflicted than she ever imagined. King is not who she thought. She wasn't even close.

From New York Times Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Book Three of the OHellNO Series, DIGGING A HOLE. (Standalone.)HE'S THE MEANEST BOSS EVER.SHE'S THE SWEET SHY INTERN.THEY'RE ABOUT TO WRECK EACH OTHER CRAZY.My name is Sydney Lucas. I am smart, deathly shy, and one-hundred percent determined to make my own way in the world. Which is why I jumped at the chance to intern for Mr. Nick Brooks despite his reputation. After ten failed interviews at other companies, he was the only one offering. Plus, everyone says he knows his stuff and surely a man as stunningly handsome as him can't be "the devil incarnate," right? Wrong.Oh...that man. That freakin' man has got to go! I've been on the job one week, and he's insulted my mother, wardrobe shamed me, and managed to make me cry. Twice. Underneath that stone-cold, beautiful face is the evilest human being ever.But I'm not going to quit. Oh no. For once in my life, I've got to make a stand. Only every time I open my mouth, I can't quite seem to muster the courage. Perhaps my revenge needs to come in another form: destroying him quietly.Because I've got a secret. I'm not really just an intern, and Sydney Lucas isn't my real name.

From New York Times and USA Today Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff DAKOTA DANE IS ABOUT TO TELL A LIE SHE'LL WISH SHE HADN'T. Because her lie is dangerous, sexy, and just showed up on campus, angry as hell and looking for her... Ugly duckling Dakota Dane has a new boyfriend. He's male-model gorgeous, built to perfection, wealthy, and smart. He is also a lie. As in, 100% fabricated. Does it matter that Dakota has a perfectly good reason for making him up? Not really. Not when Dakota's made-up boyfriend shows up in the flesh. So is she crazy? All signs point to maybe. But the walking, talking enigma with the deadly vibe isn't about to give her any answers or let her out of his sight. And with college just around the corner, Dakota fears her dreams of a bright future have just collided with a dark rabbit hole... Fate. Such a simple word, isn't it? But there's nothing simple about it. Not for me, anyway. Not when it comes to this man. I have no idea who the hell he is, where he came from, or what he wants, but his dangerous vibe tells me I should run away and never look back. But I can't. Because as much as he scares the hell out of me, his sinfully dark gaze and what it does to me is ten times more powerful. And I know I want something I shouldn't. I should want my sanity. I should want college and parties and this dream I've waited for my whole life. I should want to keep that promise I made myself back in high school to make something of my life. But now I'm looking at him, his powerful body, his predatory gaze, his sinfully shaped lips, and I know I'll never be able to walk away. So I simply keep lying to myself about there being a reason for all this. I simply tell myself it must be fate.

Book #3 of the USA Today Bestselling KING TRILOGY. "You're asking me to...love you?" asked Mia. He slowly scratched his thick black stubble. "I suppose I am." What if you were asked to love a dangerous man who betrayed you at every turn, who terrified you even in your sleep? Could you do it to save the people you hold dear? Mia Turner is ready to give it all-her body, her heart, her soul-to the mysterious, ruthless billionaire who holds the cards to saving her family. But when this sinfully sexy man, simply known as King, demands something more, something horrifying, Mia will be forced to face the impossible truth about their lives. Sometimes the truth brings salvation. And sometimes the truth breaks you.

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Comes a New, Standalone, Romantic Comedy, SKINNY PANTS. (Book Three, The Happy Pants Café Series) SHE ACCIDENTALLY CATFISHED THE PERFECT GUY. BUT WILL HE EVER LOVE THE REAL HER? DR. JACK REED has been through hell. His wife cheated on him, broke his heart, and lied for years. But moving on isn't easy, and it's impossible to trust women again. Until he meets Macie, a nurse at his new hospital. There's something about her honest heart that makes him want to fight to get his life back. NURSE MACIE FRANKLIN was always known as "the fat girl." After decades of failed diets, she doesn't dream of ever being anything but invisible to the opposite sex. One moment of weakness and two glasses of bubbly later, she's in a steamy online chat with "Dr. J-Love" as the fake, size 8, bubbly Catrina. Their passionate conversation convinces her it's time to make big life changes. But when she goes to see Dr. Reed, the new amazing surgeon everyone's talking about, it's Dr. J-Love! And he's way hotter in person. They hit it off a second time as friends, but now Macie's heart is at risk of falling hopelessly in love. Will he ever love the real her back?

A novella from New York Times bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff.(Book 3.5 of the Accidentally Yours Series)THE GOD OF MALE VIRILITY HAS NEVER HAD A DATE, BUT HE'D REALLY LIKE ONE WITH HER."Make no mistake, I am not the sort of god who enjoys playing games. When I return, you will tell me everything--who and what you are--then we shall spend the evening making love."When Maggie O'Hare hears those words, she thinks she's lost her mind. One minute she's traipsing around the Mayan jungle looking for her father's excavation site; the next she's accused of being immortal by a guy who swears he's a god. And as for the making love part . . . well, the fact that it sounds like a very good idea is a sure sign she's gone mad. But this guy who calls himself the God of Virility--he's superhot. And every time he touches her, something crazy happens.Backlum Chaam has waited seventy thousand years to meet the woman Fate has chosen for him, and now that she's here, he can't believe his luck. Maggie is brilliant and gorgeous and everything he could have dreamed of . . . except that she insists she's human. But Chaam knows that's impossible--a god could never love a human. And if he seduces one, their passion could have the power to destroy mankind . . .

A novella from New York Times bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff.(Book 4.5 of The Accidentally Yours Series. Original release date, 2013)DO A POWERFUL KING AND A CRAZY GODDESS STAND A CHANCE?Meet Cimil. Yeah, she's the Goddess of the Underworld, harbinger of all things evil and deadly, yadda yadda . . . but she's also crazy fun! While minding her own business in Giza, Egypt, around 3000 BC (give or take a few centuries), she spots the hottest mortal her immortal eyes have ever seen. And he's not just any guy--he's the strong, powerful pharaoh. But when he kills her pet unicorn, Cimil vows revenge, even if takes thousands of years to get even.When Roberto meets Cimil, the king knows she's his soul mate. It isn't just her beautiful eyes or gorgeous body, but the godly power he feels simmering just beneath her fun-loving surface. They were the perfect couple . . . until the dead unicorn thing. Now after four thousand years, Roberto crosses paths with Cimil again, and his love for her is stronger than ever. But can he prove that he can once again be trusted with her heart?

From New York Times bestselling author Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Rom-Com filled with dark humor, angst, and a brooding hero who cannot love: The Immortal Tailor. CAN HE PROTECT HER WITHOUT KILLING HER? Long ago, Damien Greystone hung up his guns and knives for the quiet life of a tailor. It's just him, his demonic chihuahua, and his Chinese takeout. Forever. Oh, did he mention that he's cursed, and everyone he cares for dies? So when an insane goddess blackmails him into dusting off his tracking skills to locate a rabid fairy, Damien just wants to get the job done quickly and return to his mundane life. Until he meets Sky. She's beautiful, smart, and up to her ears in danger. He has no choice but to dig out his weapons. But can he protect her without getting too close? Because his "curse of solitude" doesn't negotiate, and bad things will happen if he feels anything for this woman. Maybe it's already too late.

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Comes a New Stand-Alone Romance. UGLY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER... My name is Lily Snow. I am twenty-five years old, and despite being born with an unattractive face, I have never doubted who I am: smart, driven, and beautiful on the inside. Until I met Maxwell Cole. He's handsome, excessively wealthy, and the owner of Cole Cosmetics. It's been my dream to work for this man for as long as I can remember. The good news is he wants to hire me. The bad news is he wants me for all the wrong reasons. Ugly reasons. In exchange, he's offered me my dreams on a silver platter. The job. The title. A beautiful future. But this man is as messed up and ugly as they come on the inside. I'm not sure anyone can help him, and he just might take my heart down with him. (MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY)

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes the third book of the Wall Men Trilogy, a suspenseful Dark Fantasy filled with monsters, vampires, giants, and love. HER PLAN IS SIMPLE: FIGHT LIKE HELL! I never asked for any of this. Not to be taken to a strange, violent land. Not to be married off to a giant or get stuck between warring kingdoms filled with ravenous monsters. Nor did I ask to be turned into a vampire and placed on the throne. Ruler of them all. This is crazy! But now that I see what these creatures have in store for my world, I have to step up, even if it terrifies me. Because no one is coming to save my little town back home or the rest of the world I love despite its flaws. I'm the cavalry. Lucky me, I have a plan. Unlucky me, I just discovered that my fifty-foot-tall warlord husband might be the key to carrying it out. If only I could trust him. But I can't. And if only I weren't in love with the ghost of his dead brother. But I am. And if only I knew how this is going to end. I don't. But today, I fight. Today, I risk it all for what I love.

This is the final installment in the New York Times and USA Today self-published, e-bestselling paranormal romance Accicentally Yours series, now available in print.

This is book 4 in the New York Times and USA Today self-published, e-bestselling paranormal romance Accidentally Yours series, now available in print.