Bøger af Oliver Markus Malloy

So you've written a book. Congratulations! Join the club. Get in line. The restrooms are in the back. Today there are thousands upon thousands of self-published authors. Most of them are invisible. Nobody knows about them or their books. The sad truth is that writing a book is the easy part. Getting it out there, getting it seen, that's the hard part. But you've probably figured that out on your own already. You're a smart cookie. So now you're trying to figure out how to promote your book and get the best bang for your buck. A lot of people waste their time posting links in Facebook groups. Forget Facebook groups! There's a better way to promote your self-published book for free.

Dear Indie Author, Forget everything you think you know about writing and self-publishing. Chances are it's complete bullshit. Nowadays there are literally hundreds of thousands of people who dream of being a professional writer. And thanks to self-publishing and print-on-demand, there's nothing stopping you or anyone else from publishing whatever you want. Even if it's complete crap. The result? Every year, millions of shitty books get self-published. Books that should have never been published in the first place, because they are so bad, nobody wants to read them. While you're reading this little book, one of two things is likely gonna happen: Either you totally hate this book, because you feel what I'm saying is stepping on your toes and you may feel personally attacked. Or you wholeheartedly agree with this book, because you're one of the few good indie authors who actually have talent. But even if you hate every word I say, you probably should take the time to read this book anyway, because you'll learn a few very important things. I promise to keep it short. Oliver

A shocking glimpse into the crazy lives of drug addicted prostitutes. You'll never look at heroin addicts the same way again. After writing a book about his bizarre adventures in America's underbelly, Oliver finally finds love among his readers on Goodreads. "I think it will become a standard for people who are dealing with loved ones dealing with addictions." ¿¿¿¿¿ - B. Bridges, Amazon Review

Join Oliver on his epic road trip across America, from New York to California, as he almost gets blown up in the Sears Tower in Chicago, almost gets bitten by a rattlesnake in Colorado, almost gets eaten by a mountain lion in the Rocky Mountains, almost dies in a sand storm in Death Valley, almost gets killed by a sea elephant in California, almost gets arrested by a Park Ranger on Route 1, almost gets abducted by aliens in Yosemite National Park, almost gets disappeared by the US military, almost has sex with a hooker in Reno, and almost crashes in a helicopter.

Join Oliver and Iggy on their epic road trip from Aachen, Germany to the Highlands of Scotland and back again. After graduating from high school, two friends from Germany decide to drive to Scotland.

Comics for introverts, atheists, humanists, lefties, liberals, pro-choicers, feminists, gay rights activists, gun control advocates, freethinkers, intellectuals, science lovers, smart cookies, bookworms, nerds, gamers, comic book geeks and other awesome people.