Bøger af Susan Berran

Full of yucky, gross and totally disgusting encounters, this book will have kids screaming with laughter and parents shaking with dread!Â

Where does your nose go when it runs? And how did a â¿¿streaker' end up in this book!? So come on, read some of the most gut-churning short stories ever.

It's grosser, weirder, funnier and even smellier than before! Take another brilliantly twisted adventure with Sam, Jared and little Miss 'dung daks' smelly Melly poop pants as they head off on holidays ... to the most dangerous place on the planet. But is it really a holiday ... or a final resting place to get rid of annoying kids? With the poisonous puke plants, ferocious farting animals, tree swinging hippies and Smelly Melly's deadliest fungus growing, chunky chuck-up nappies yet! This time, adventure is snapping at their heels ... and they just might not be able to keep their stomach contents down.

Up for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on... Sam and his best mate, Jared, are off on another Freaky adventure. Sam's been hard at work all summer trying to build up the world's largest, smelliest, grossest ball of toe jam from all of the cow poop, slug slime and sweat that's living between his toes. But when he uses Smelly Melly's toothbrush to try and dig out the huge dob of mouldy, smelly muck, well, let's just say ... it's not too happy about the move.

If it's fun and adventure you're looking for, then this ... is the book for you! Sam's life seemed to be heading down the toilet since his little sister, Miss 'I'm sooo good' Smelly Melly Prissy Pants was born. But in the 'sticks' of Agnath he found a best friend, Jared, a tall skinny red-head with a gazillion freckles. And when underground tunnels are discovered right below them, it's Sam that encounters the deadly inhabitants. These adventures are like no other you have ever shared. You'll feel as if you're right there with Sam as he discovers the shocking secret of the tunnels! And his mum is just as annoying as yours too!

Ready for another hilariously gross adventure? Then read on... For ages now, Sam and Jared had just thought of Agnath as being the 'slimey green booga of the country', the 'butt-crack of the world'... that all changed when they found out about the 'Lost Treasure.' But for Sam and Jared to find the lost treasure, first they will have to do the unthinkable; suck-up to Toffee Thomas... face unspeakable horrors, like the sight of Booga Boris streaking... come face to face with a giant, big, pink, grubby bunny with really bad yellowing 'BO' stains under its furry armpits... and much worse and much more. And just wait for the twist in this one!

Up for another extremely funny, totally gross & weird adventure? Then read on... Yep, just when Sam didn't think things could get any worse, his best mate, Jared, becomes sooo sick he has to stay home from school for the entire week, leaving Sam on his own to face the suckiest week of his whole sucktacular life. With Toffee tugging at his nauseating nostril taffy, Abbey being crabby, Booga's gigantic butt bugle and the rest of the cow-cuddling, sheep-kissing kids. It might be Jared that's sick ... but by the end of this week it's Sam who's going to need the barf bucket.

Another extremely gross Agnath adventure ... you just have to read about this! Sam and Jared's lives are in chaos once again. Why would the cute, cuddly, spoilt pets that get to lay around all day and have their food slopped out right in front of them purposely want to get their masters into trouble? Were they evil, stupid ... were they even from this world? Oooh Crap!! Fluff Butt just pooped right in the middle of the lounge room rug! ... a week's worth of Chunky Beef Tongue with Vegetables, Chicken Liver in Noodles, Lambs Brain in Gravy ... all mooshed together, dissolving and rotting in the gastric juices of the dog's stomach. All deposited at once in a huge greeny browny yellowish dump! ...

A fun, barf-filled action-packed, seriously gross book by the author of the '''Freaky''' series So you know all of those really yucky disgusting and gross, icky things that we talked about in Book One? Well, guess what? There's more disturbingly gross stuff that your parents don't like talking about in Book Two! For example, if you "upchuck," will it land on your head? And where does your nose go when it runs? How did a "streaker" end up in the book? Barf Blast is the perfect follow-up to Book One, and will entertain you with all kinds of disgusting stories The Yucky, Disgustingly Gross, Icky Short Stories series is designed for fast laughs to kick-start even the toughest non-readers. Targeted to ages 7 to 11, these gross, absolutely hilarious tales will leave kids grimacing for more. There's definitely more than enough snot & vomit in this sordid series.