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Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in the UK which unlike Leeds or Devizes doesn't already have a classic filthy limerick to call its own. From Land's End to John o' Groats, The Great British Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for your town, for your uncle's town, for your cousin's husband's ex-wife's town .... as long as it's in the UK and as long as it isn't one of those few places that are really impossible to find a rhyme for. There are over 900 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. Guildford, Surrey At McDonald's in Guildford in Surrey I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry I had to act quick To cool down my dick So I stuck it into my McFlurry Nuneaton, Warwickshire There was a young man from Nuneaton Who really enjoyed being beaten And squeezing his knackers With a pair of nut crackers And riding a bike with no seat on Bath, Somerset There was a professor from Bath Who employed twenty-five research staff To measure size and direction Of his every erection And to plot the results on a graph The Isle of Skye, Scotland When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July Ashington, Northumberland In Ashington there was a miner Whose wife was a fashion designer One night to his shock She dressed him up as a cock And herself as a six foot vagina Hackney, Greater London As a chemist I worked once in Hackney And invented a treatment for acne But one ingredi-ent Was semen I'd spent And they thought that good reason to sack me

Praise for previous Corona Books horror and ghost anthologies:"The quality is extremely high ... If this collection isn't nominated for a Stoker award in the 'Anthologies' category this year, then the whole nominating process should be called into question ... This is the finest short story collection to come out in a long time."monsterlibrarian.com"It has been a while since I've enjoyed an anthology so much ... a very satisfying collection ... Definitely recommended."scifiandscary.com"A superb anthology! Each story brings something different ... there is not a single dud."readbydusk.comAfter a two-year hiatus, Corona Books UK are back with The Fourth Corona Book of Horror Stories, containing twenty of the best new horror short stories you will find anywhere this - or any - year.

A new scientifically fictitious novel that makes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy read like a municipal guide to manhole covers?Frogmorton Culpepper didn't wake up on the day he got fired expecting to save the world, not that week at least. He had to prove out his environmental technology experiments to his superiors first. The world had yet to provide any recognition of his genius. His mother had yet to provide any recognition of his ability to do anything. The girl of his dreams had yet to provide any recognition of his existence. Some, if not all, of that changes in Frogmorton Culpepper Saves the World, a work of the scientifically fictitious that if it doesn't change your life forever, will at least make you smile (a lot) .... and if you want to know why there's a picture of a cleverly-folder origami rhinoceros on the cover, all we can say is that you'll have to read the book.

"Rude, irreverent and downright filthy ... like Johnny Rotten meets Pam Ayres", Mischieverse is rude humour that laughs at life's irritations. Suzan St Maur is the author of the bestselling Horse Lover's Joke Book. Mischieverse isn't about horses, though. It's about the annoyances and absurdities of life today - the things that drive us all crazy, and how to laugh at them.

Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in Scotland. From the Highlands and Islands to the Scottish Borders, from Whitburn to John o' Groats, The Scottish Limerick Book covers every city, town or village in the country that has a population of 3,000 or more. This unique volume provides the very finest in vulgar humour and gives them all a filthy limerick to call their own. There are over 250 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. The Isle of Skye, Highland When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July Grangemouth, Falkirk In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery A port, a canal and a winery And to thrill you to bits All the girls have 10 tits That is if you count them in binary Galston, East Ayrshire At Galston in the Valley of Irvine I once ate a meal quite unnerving The sausage gave me a shock It looked just like my cock Apart from its more pronounced curving Beith, North Ayrshire They staged a biblical play once in Beith But the costumes were a little too brief The end of Adam's wang Did quite clearly hang Out from under his tiny fig leaf Larkhall, South Lanarkshire At the fete in the town of Larkhall A big hit was my sexual aids stall Demand was so fantastic For the vaginas in plastic It just ended up in a brawl Bishopton, Rensfrewshire At a masochists' party in Bishop-ton Not being one to be easily outdone When a chap got out his dick And whacked it with a stick I got out mine and shot it with a gun

The Corona Book of Horror Stories celebrates the best in new horror writing and brings you 16 dark tales from the best horror writers you've never heard of. Herein you will find the brilliant products of dark imaginations, certainly; and something to scare you, revolt you or unnerve you, probably - it depends on how jaded and degenerate a soul you are. What we can promise you is a wealth of new writing talent with a variety of different takes on what can constitute horror. You will meet horror that is graphic, or merely sinister; supernatural, or natural - where the source of the horror is all too human. There's the tale of the breakfast that is life-changing (and not in a good way), the story of the loner whose obsession in life is keeping parasites .... among many more dark delights to be found inside.The book also includes potted biographies of all 16 writers and a list of author website and Twitter accounts, to aid you, should this book lead you to the discovery of a new favourite author. We think it might.

An old woman harbours a painful secret and meets a troubled man with a dark secret of his own; a narcissistic journalist learns that the camera can tell the truth in more ways than one; and a man makes the worst mistake he ever made in his life in discovering that sometimes you shouldn't talk to strangers ... Ten stories of love, loss and disappointment with a dark twist that are the product of the imagination of writer, T.R. Hitchman, the new master of modern macabre.

Presenting the very finest in vulgar humour, The Oxbridge Limerick Book revives the ancient and noble art of the filthy limerick, injects it with a large dose of twenty-first century humour and applies it to the venerable institutions of Oxford and Cambridge, giving every college in the two universities a filthy limerick to call its own. The results will cause hilarity and provoke outrage, with what is quite possibly the best and most original little book of filthy limericks to be published since 1928.

We've put our hearts and souls into The Second Corona Book of Horror Stories and, it's safe to say, the contributing authors have put their blackest hearts and darkest souls into their stories. From childhood to old age ... to death ... and beyond, different voices, different perspectives, old horrors in new lights and new horrors for your delight. The Second Corona Book of Horror Stories has it all. 17 stories selected following a worldwide call for submissions that celebrate the very best in new horror writing.The full list of contributing authors is: Phillip Drake Tina Grehm Wondra Vanian Simon Lee-Price Nico Bell Horace Torys Philip Charter Danna Wilberg T.R. Hitchman Ian Gough Sue Eaton Suzan St Maur Joanie Chevalier William Quincy Belle Mark A. Smart Mary Camarillo A.H. Sargeant