A Fine Cauldron Of Fish

A fairy tale romance as hot as summer itself.
Hi, I'm Andrew, vacationing on the mystical Isle of Man.
Looking for summer fun-sun, sea, and hot girls.
So, I hit the jackpot,
when I meet a dreamy, seductive babe.

There're only a couple of minor problems:
Margaid lives in a cave under the sea,
is invisible,
and thinks drinking my blood,
will save her from turning into a water horse!
But hey, whoever said love was perfect!?

In this secret fey world,
where passion meets peril,
can our love conquer all,
or will the waves of fate pull us apart forever?