All of the World's Ideological Systems Explained with Cows

During these interesting times, it is important to laugh. This mini-book is created for just that reason. This is a form of political satire on various political, economic, etc. systems using the assumption that you live within a given system, and you have two cows. It originates from the satirical "Two Cows" premise which began to pop up in the 1930s. Don't use this book as a basis for any investment system. NO COWS WHERE HARMED OR INJURED DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THIS BOOK, UNLESS YOU COUNT THE HAMBURGER I JUST ATE. BUT THAT IS TECHNICALLY NOT RELATED TO THE PRODUCTION OF THIS BOOK. SO I THINK WE ARE GOOD HERE. I WAS JUST HUNGRY, AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.