Alpacalypse

All good things must come to an end. When Jeremy Clovenhoof is called up to serve his final role in the Apocalypse, he's more than a little annoyed. He enjoys his quiet sinful life in suburban England and has some 2-for-1 vouchers for the local kebab shop he hasn't spent yet. While Clovenhoof is whisked away to the afterlife to become an unwilling general in Hell's final battle with Heaven, his former housemate Nerys decides that she is not going to sit around and let the End of Days just happen to her. If this sad and sinful world needs to be transformed then she's going to do it herself and avoid any need for angels and demons to get involved. The eighth book in the Clovenhoof series is a joyful comedy featuring imaginary dogs, kinky cleaners, devious devils, squabbling angels and the most incompetent Armageddon ever conceived. Praise for the Clovenhoof series: "Clever and utterly hilarious!" "Sharp, witty and intelligent. Easily one of the funniest books I've ever read." "You can't help but become immersed in the ridiculous plot and fabulous characters." "Full of dark humour, satire and surprising twists, I embarrassed myself more than once by laughing out loud at this book in the most inappropriate places."