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Do you see what I see at Sutter's Fort? Strange thing are going on there right under your nose if you'll just take time to look.

Grab This Deal For The Comics Artist In Your Life For Less Than $10See that girl always doodling and dreaming up stories and plots? She's gonna LOVE the What Happens Next Comic Book For Budding Artists edition, created especially for young artists between 9 and 14 years of age.Bokkaku Dojinshi has created this book as a 6 by 9 inch, perfect pocket book form. Plenty of different templates to explore as well as loads of room to keep track of plot ideas.There is even space for special expression studies of the main characters so the budding artist hits the right emotion in her images every single time.This book is perfect for: mangagraphic novelsSunday funniesanimefan fictionParents and teachers love What Happens Next Comics series for these reasons: helps speech developmentincreases literacydevelops a sense of sequencecreates confidencedevelops an appreciation for artboots creativityOnce you get this book, notice how handy it is - perfect pocket book size means no bulky bags on summer trips or lazy afternoons under a willow tree. All you need is your pencil and ink pen! Can't wait to see what you make of your And then... comic book!

Cat Butt Coloring Book with: -25 pages of creative designs of cats and kittens presenting their butts. A cat lovers dream come true.-Stress relief and relaxation for adults: easy to color (no more boring mandalas), even kids of all ages can color. Unique background designs if you want some challenge, but most are easy.-Featuring different designs and art styles.-Super one sided pages, the best for coloring. -Edition with borders for easier pages removal. Use the pages with that nice cat butt magnet and put on the fridge door.-Perfect (Purrrfect?) unique birthday christmas and vet tech gag gift idea.No farting visible in this book: He protect he atac but your didn't see he fart. But oh boy it was a surprise atac BAM! right in your face! So after the experience you need this book to think about existence, relive the stuff and to remember that the creature is silently bent on world domination.

Are you single? Divorced or widowed, perhaps? Are you having your second, third, or fourth go at soul mate searching? Me too! Do you look around at paired-up peeps and wonder why you haven't been picked yet? Or, as I have learned, do you acknowledge the happy couple and snicker silently because you know where they're heading? In the eight years since my divorce, I've gone on hundreds of dates. Now, I could consider that a problem, which I should have taken responsibility for after failure, say, number twenty. On the other hand, I can see it as a natural process for someone with such discerning tastes. Either way, if I don't vent about my struggle I'm going to cramp up and need a new jacket and rubber walls. So, come with me on my little journey here in my sixth book on the subject. (There's no end in sight.) I must warn you that I enjoy swearing and writing about sex. You're going to see the F-word quite a few times in the following pages. If that ultra-flexible word is going to leave a bruise, put the fucking book down now. If it tickles you, follow me into hell in a wine bottle.

Ever wonder what in the world goes through the minds of two Cairn Terriers as they go about daily life with their human? The answer: EVERYTHING - everything from Earth to Poopiter and back again! Join Geordie & his baby brother Toby in their quest to make sense of our nonsensical universe; a funny, endearing, sweet collection of stories, poems, and drawings sure to leave an imprint of "warm-fuzzy" on your heart.

Ever wondered what life is actually like in today's modern classroom with this new crop of screen-addicted teenagers? In Stupid Things My Students Say: Surviving Education With The Modern Teen, enjoy one teacher's observations, insights, and ridiculous conversations with this new generation of students teachers are facing all over the country.

UNA SERIE DE ARTÍCULOS CRÍTICOS SOBRE EL TEATRO Y LA NOVELA DE JARDIEL PONCELAJardiel: discípulo y maestro - Innovaciones y vanguardia en Jardiel - La estructura dramática en el teatro de Jardiel: orden y caos - Recursos humorísticos en las novelas de Jardiel - Erotismo y amor en las novelas de Jardiel - Política y censura - Una visión satírica del periodismo

Want to know more about what activities and comments are made by passengers on a cruise ship? This book will give you an insight from an Officers viewpoint.

Things I could have said at work! This HUGE coloring book provides a perfect antidote to the stresses of everyday life. Now, you can enjoy valuable 'me time' to sit back and laugh your daily troubles away! There are one hundred pages of high quality images for you to color - including fifty side-splitting 'put downs' you wish you'd said to your boss or co-worker at the time! So, this collection of double-sided pages will provide many hours of much-needed fun, relaxation, and self-therapy for anyone who's had a bad day at work! This means it will make an ideal gift at any time of the year!This edition is a revised compendium of the following three books already published under the same series title by McGowan Publications: ISBN 978-1979424352 ISBN 978-1719201926 ISBN 978-1719201957

"Hey, are you interested in ending horrible things like racism, prejudice, discrimination, bigotry, xenophobia, antisemitism, colonialism, etc., on our planet?""Yes, of course.""How about vanquishing evil dictators and cruel despotic regimes?""Sounds delicious.""And how about bringing big bad companies and their mighty CEOs to their knees?""Sure.""And do you want to make a nasty politician resign and disappear into oblivion?""Of course.""And did you know you can do all these sitting right in your home or office?""Wow! Really? How is that possible?""Simple. Just start a personal blog, and then get an account on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, YouTube, etc.""How will that help? I don't see the connection.""They are your modern weapons to become a great Social Justice Warrior and make the world a better place to live.""I still don't understand what you are talking about."Immerse Yourself in the Hilarious World of Social Media: "Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior" Kindle Edition!Prepare for a laughter-filled journey through the captivating realm of social media with "Digital Wildfires." This humor book takes a lighthearted and witty approach to explore the hilarious, absurd, and downright entertaining moments that unfold on various social media platforms.Join the author as they navigate the digital landscape, from viral trends and meme culture to heated debates and quirky online personalities. With humorous anecdotes, clever observations, and laugh-out-loud moments, this book offers a delightful exploration of the dynamic and ever-evolving world of social media.Discover the comedy and chaos that ensue when people gather on the internet to express their opinions, share funny cat videos, and engage in endless comment threads. From bizarre online trends to amusing encounters with trolls, this book celebrates the delightful absurdities and unique experiences that come with being part of the digital age.Whether you're a seasoned social media user, an avid meme lover, or simply curious about the quirks of online culture, "Digital Wildfires" will keep you entertained and laughing from start to finish. It's a must-read for anyone who has ever experienced the joys and pitfalls of navigating the virtual world.Embrace the power of humor as you explore the fascinating world of social media, where memes, hashtags, and viral content reign supreme. Get your copy of "Digital Wildfires: How to Become a Social Justice Warrior" Kindle Edition and immerse yourself in a hilarious journey through the digital wilderness.

We all need help with our confused. Felix delivers all a parrot person needs to know to become an excellent trainee, for their parrot. Because we all know our parrots are in charge. And we are confused. Delve deep into the simple truths and rules of communicating with your parrot. Who best to teach a human to speak parrot, than a parrot? Who's been leading the parrot way in helping confused humans? Felix!

In spite of what he might have guessed would be his Melbourne business family's objections, the estranged grandfather of that same Amberbottom clan had willed to be laid to rest exactly beside another man who was as unknown to them as the western Queensland town of Blow Fly Creek. This account, written down by the county Sheriff, reveals what happened on that day and at the wake where the local population could not help but applaud overall that burial decision for some quite terrible reasons that took their sweet time to be explained. Especially because they required precisely the right man for the job of liberating them from the horror of their pitiful existence which is why it is into the grandmother's steady, clever and high society hands that they understandably place their faith.

Der Vaporacer-Man = eine Gesellschaftssatire mit Biss! Zahnarzt gefällig? Nichts fürchtet William Kazcamakis so sehr wie Zahnärzte. Doch als der selbstständige Installateur und Gelegenheitserfinder Kazcamakis eine neue Erfindung macht, heftet sich plötzlich eine Bande von unheimlichen Zahnärzten an seine Fersen. Kazcamakis ahnt von alldem nichts, und als er zufällig, während eines Trinkgelages, ein Ticket, von Roger dem Saufkumpan, für einen Karibik Urlaub im Wert von 2.695 Dollar, für nur 100 Dollar angeboten bekommt, schlägt er zu. William Kazcamakis Glück scheint perfekt zu sein. Doch der Horror folgt prompt. Auf der schönen Karibikinsel Sint Maarten wird William Kazcamakis in einen Hinterhalt gelockt, erst narkotisiert und dann gekidnappt. Als er zu sich kommt findet er sich in einer Zahnarztpraxis wieder, umzingelt von drei echt schrägen Typen in Zahnarztkitteln...

Unique Gift Book - You can hand sign the Cover ♥♥♥Hilarious Wordplay and Laughs Guaranteed✓ Great Gift ★ Family Friendly ★ Age-appropriate One-liners for Kids age 8!8 Year old boys & girls will Love it!This fun, clean joke book is a great gift for birthdays or holidays, or anytime!This book is part of a series of joke books made for 5,6,7,8 and 9 year olds.

Do you feel like you're heading for a showdown in the old west? Are your six-shooters loaded and your spurs polished? Are you Good? Are you Bad? Are you Miscellaneous? Are you looking for buried gold? Have all the dollars slipped through your fist? Are you itching to try out rude hand gestures from around the world? Are you at an emotional crossroads? What wanna-be TV shows were cancelled after just one episode? Do you want to improve your vocabulary, especially the "F" words? Are you passionate about faux factoids? How do you spot dine-and-dashers? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Have you seen no evil? Have you smelled no evil? Are you sure you're ready to learn to play Cribbarkle? What foods should you avoid? What's in our sharks' stomachs? Can you find the differences? Do you hanker for some fine vacation poetry? What are some of Mug and Mali's Signature Cocktails (like the Urine Sample No 2, or the Wednesday Whacker)? What are some less-than-popular film sequels? Are you deciding whether or not to run with scissors? Do you want to find out if you are a poor schmuck? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures and cocktails? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of fuming mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali excreted to this new volume of unkempt miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The Good, The Bad and The Miscellaneous" is vulgar, yet ludicrous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "The Urban Guide to Spit" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy! "I used to be a wallflower but now I'm the life of the party thanks to Miscellany 34. You've hit a new level with this one. People are astonished by my increased vocabulary and interesting factoids. I see them whispering and pointing as I pass. I'm now the most interesting man in the world thanks to you." - DR

How do you take your coffee?Ms Prosperina is a genetic monster trying to take over the world by spiking the coffee at her Starry Eyed Coffee Hut chain ... and she'll stop at nothing.It's up to her unwitting creator, the geneticist Professor Quan, to stop her. In an attempt to correct his mistake, Professor Quan creates a network of people with the power of true love genetically coded within them. They alone might resist Ms Prosperina's attempt to change the course of humanity.Everything hangs in the balance when Eddie, altered at birth by Quan's genetic mutation powder, fails to follow his pre-ordained destiny. The trauma of his father's death has left Eddie drifting through a meaningless life and has caused him to stray from Quan's master plan.Will Quan succeed in helping Eddie regain the light behind his eyes and will they succeed in foiling Ms Prosperina's evil plans?Could the world really end at General Beauregard's 24-hour fried chicken restaurant?

If you're looking for funny waiter jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Brand new in February 2019 this chefs joke book is quite possibly the best collection of chef jokes you will find anywhere.Some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best chef humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a chef, a keen cook, and of course it will also make a great gift for a chef too, so download it now!

Do you feel threatening, pointed forces are aimed at you? Do you get sharp, uneasy feelings? Are you afraid to answer the phone? Do you worry about murder, slaying, massacre, killing, assassination, and homicide? Do you fear sharp objects, blunt instruments, knives, saws, cleavers, garrotes, nooses, guns, gasoline, swords, poison, rifles, defenestration, drowning, snakes, spiders, crazed weasels, bloodthirsty nephews, butlers, daggers, axes, sharks, skewers, weed whackers, thin ice, electrocutions, hammers, and explosives? Can you find modern uses for old peculiar British words? Do you need dozens of new names for ugly or disagreeable babies? Are you up-to-date on biographies of classic authors? What is Mug Ross painting? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Are you passionate about untrue defamatory factoids? Do you enjoy fowl watching? Are you at an emotional standstill? Do you need to generate buzz phrases? What are Mr. Monk's fears and worries? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures and cocktails? Does the idea of cocktail poetry dismay you? Have you smelled no evil? Can you find the differences, and fill in the blanks? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of angry mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali gave birth to this new volume of scruffy miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Dial M for Miscellany" is uncouth, yet preposterous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

To the pure and innocent mind of a child, "Late Night Screwing and Banging" is a story about a young boy's quest to understand the late night construction noises that wake him from his slumber. But "pure and innocent" doesn't describe your mind, leaving you to wonder if there's not something else going on! So when the kids are too old for Go The F* To Sleep, indulge in some "Late Night Screwing and Banging."

In his second collection of humorous essays, comedian, Greg Scarnici recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on New York's Fire Island. From tea dances in Fire Island Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like. Highlights include being crowned the Worst Drag Queen in Cherry Grove, getting innocently lured to a "sex dungeon" that was actually a 3X4 garden shed, and riding the ferry as his alter ego, Levonia, every Fourth of July with two hundred other drag queens during the annual Invasion of The Pines.Along the way, Scarnici weaves in some of the history of Cherry Grove, and introduces some of its most colorful characters. Find out what it's like to slap on a synthetic wig on a ninety-degree afternoon, hook up in the notorious Meat Rack, and party on the beach until the sun rises during the annual Pines Party. "Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis." -Michael Musto, NewNowNext"Greg has given me the greatest gift - hearing his stories is like getting to eavesdrop and spy on my favorite misfit boys until I'm clutching my pearls and gasping."- Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live"I'm still not sure if I should be flattered or sue over the story of mine Greg shares, but since the rest of his Fire Island tales are painted in equally hilarious and scandalous shades, I'm just gonna keep my attorney on retainer in case this becomes a movie." - Sherry Vine, Drag DivaGreg Scarnici's other books include his debut collection of humorous essays, "I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This", his parody of Madonna's SEX book entitled, "SEX IN DRAG", and his upcoming parody of a vintage gay porn magazine, "Hot Rods".

In this lesson on how to find love when everyone is awful, Jordan West sets out to prove a simple theory: while the ultimate goal for a man is to find that low-level lunatic he can learn to live with, the ultimate goal for a woman is to find that one special asshole that doesn't make her any crazier than she already is. West carefully and comically weeds through the wake of her disastrous romantic past, juxtaposing it against all of our favorite famous couples that have exhibited crazy/asshole behavior. From Sid and Nancy, to the Ken and Barbie Killers, Jordan even drops in to take a stab at the Trumps in this ruthless relationship satire.Maybe you're single and tired of scraping along the bottom of the dating pool only to wind up in a repetitive relationship that leaves you worse off than you were to begin with. Or maybe you're currently in the passenger seat of a relationship that's slowly driving you to the madhouse. All Men are Assholes (...And All Women are Crazy) serves as the ideal guide to help you figure out where you land on the crazy/asshole scale and how to navigate through the herd of ineligible suitors to find that one perfect mate who is just as awful as you are.

No one is an exception to life's curveballs. Things happen. Sometimes they're unavoidable. Sometimes they're the result of poor planning. But when Brian can't make it to work because the same relative died, for the third or fourth time, red flags go up. One employer has spent the past forty-five years observing workforce activity and collected its common trends and tactics for missing work. A company's human capital is an invaluable resource. Employers, middle managers, and business owners know that the lack of return on investment, or revenue loss, resulting from employee absenteeism is hard math; however, the more subjective factor of workforce morale is less calculable-but no less important. It can be difficult to decipher when an employee is playing hooky or telling the truth, but it is more important to be aware of the larger working environment as a potential cause for poor attendance. Whether hotel-housekeeper Bertha would rather play bingo than dress beds, or Butch would rather extend his stay in Las Vegas than make his shift at the sporting goods store, this list is an informative and hilarious reminder that human nature is perhaps the largest factor when strategizing ways to maintain a profitable workforce.

The worst version of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor and Cliff Huxtable, my husband is by no measure your "average" handy man. Between setting the barbeque grill on fire and blowing up a lawn mower, it is a wonder we are still alive and our house is still standing! Come embark on the comedic near misses and outlandish things my husband has done since our marriage and subsequent move into our first home. I couldn't make some of this stuff up if I tried and though painful at times, we both can look back now and laugh knowing that God truly watches over fools and babes!

Offend Me: A Highly Offensive Adult Coloring Book is not your typical coloring book. It's not for the faint of heart or those easily offended. If you're looking for a coloring book that will push the boundaries and challenge your sense of humor, this is the book for you. Inside, you'll find a collection of illustrations that are meant to shock and offend. With profanity-laced quotes and repeating patterns, this coloring book is designed to make you laugh and gasp in equal measure. But don't worry, there's a method to the madness. Studies have shown that coloring can be a relaxing and therapeutic activity, and what better way to blow off some steam than by coloring in some offensive illustrations? So, grab your markers or colored pencils and get ready to let loose with Offend Me: A Highly Offensive Adult Coloring Book. Whether you're feeling angry, frustrated, or just need a good laugh, this book has something for everyone. Just be warned, this book is not for the easily offended or those with delicate sensibilities.

This political satire describes President Obama's Foreign Policy. The book of blank pages can also be used as a notebook; makes a great gift for your favorite conservative.

Aceasta carte cuprinde comentarii la niste anecdote si la niste fragmente pe care le-am gasit in niste carti vechi; la acestea am adaugat cateva schite sau fictiuni umoristice pe care le-am scris in decursul timpului... Ma gandesc cu admiratie la oamenii care au scris aceste carti si le transmit, acolo unde sunt, cele mai alese sentimente... Si m-am gandit ca au mai existat oameni deosebiti, candva... Am selectat din aceste carti mai multe anecdote pe care mi-am permis sa le comentez precum si niste fragmente care mi s-au parut a fi foarte interesante...

If you're looking for DIY jokes and funny handyman jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Some of these gags are old, but some of them are new, most of them will hit the nail on the head and will make you smile that's for sure. The book is brand new in February 2019.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best handyman jokes and puns.This will make a great gift for a handyman or if you consider yourself a DIY expert, you should get it for yourself.Either way, if you fancy a good laugh, simply buy this book now!

The Chocolate Lovers gang and their crazy stories come together in one, special edition book!Book 1 - Seduction and Snacks:2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance2013 Indie Romance Convention Award for Best Indie First BookClaire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely lovable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.Book 2 - Futures and Frosting: Carter, Claire and Gavin have formed the perfect little family. Their friends are getting married and everyone is growing up, maturing and ready to face the future. Or are they? From bachelorette party hell, porn addictions, dinner roll baseball and botched wedding proposals to finding out everyone's extended family is chock full of crazy, Carter and Claire begin to question the strength of the ties that bind them. Unfortunately, these ties have nothing to do with fuzzy handcuffs and everything to do with the mounting differences between them. Will their friends make a mess of things with their inappropriate comments and need to know everything, or will they convince the couple that happily-ever-after sometimes really can start with beer pong?Book 3 - Troubles and Treats: Drew and Jenny have spent years being the envy of their friends with their out of control sex lives - well, not really. Mostly it makes their friends want to throw up in their mouths a little. With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep. Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives. In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?Short Story - Hearts and LlamasJoin the Chocolate Lovers gang as they celebrate Valentine's Day in their usual fashion - with hair pulling, cage fighting and farm animal

Author Vincent Yanez never planned on working more than a couple of jobs in his life. Unfortunately, he was born with a short attention span and an inability to stay anywhere that annoyed him. The result is iQuit: The Book of Job(s), a snarky look at one man's refusal to put up with anything he found aggravating, disgusting or downright horrifying.