Directions for the Confused

We all need help with our confused. Felix delivers all a parrot person needs to know to become an excellent trainee, for their parrot. Because we all know our parrots are in charge. And we are confused. Delve deep into the simple truths and rules of communicating with your parrot. Who best to teach a human to speak parrot, than a parrot? Who's been leading the parrot way in helping confused humans? Felix!