Humor

In this busy world, you are neglecting you. Reading this book will give you insights on getting connected to your inner child. Our goal is to bring your creative side out, that you have been told to suppress. By incorporating a little mindfulness into our lives and obtaining great results, we want to share this experience with our readers. Most of the books available today are a thousand pages long that leave people looking for keywords they can take home or any helpful tips or hints that they can use. We are not trying to test your reading speed. This book is succinct and condensed to only include what matters and what will be practical. We have included our illustrations for this book. So go ahead and give it a read... for you.

From Best selling Author David Chuka Here's what readers like you are saying about the Billy and Monster books Funny book! If you liked the first edition you'll love the second edition, very cute book! I recommend reading for kids who want to hear a quick funny story. Geryn Childress My kids loved this book. My 6 yr old son in particular thought this was hilarious. The pictures are funny as well. There is a lesson about manners as well, which I liked. My son was able to read this with only a little help, so it's a pretty easy read. WiLoveBooks "Mom, blogger, and lover of books." Billy and his Monster have an encounter with a new neighbor. Misunderstandings ensue, but things get straightened out. A great book for younger school age kids. Complete with farts and burps to delight any seven year old! Even my 11 year old Granddaughter thought it was pretty funny. Cute illustrations and a fun story. D. Moore In the first book in this epic tale, we discover that Billy loves Monster and Monster loves Billy. They play together. They have a bath together. They even go to school together. There's just one thing that threatens to spoil their friendship. Monster loves to Fart!...and everyone blames Billy for it! Will Monster make Billy the uncoolest kid at school? Will Monster cause an irreparable hole in the Ozone layer? Will Monster and Billy both learn how to behave properly in a social environment? Get your copy today and enjoy this funny book for kids (and also adults), that's not just big on laughs but also teaches a valuable lesson for social situations. Scroll up and click that button and get your copy today!

Do you know any nice guys? Perhaps you're married to or good friends with one. Well, consider the possibility that this nice guy is so frustrated with his relationship failures that he needs to vent to keep from turning into a bad boy with anger issues. Then, try not to spit hot coffee as you read his sarcastic rants about why men and women don't seem to fit.

Move over Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry, & Hendrik Groen--Bettye Strickland has the Senior Living Beat now! Her candid commentary on life in the slow lane is sure to bring smiles, chuckles and outright laughter to readers of all ages...

Electrician JokesIf you're looking for electrician jokes and funny electrical jokes you've certainly come to the right place.Electrician jokes are always current! Let's face it, it takes a real bright spark to come up with electrical jokes and puns. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to conductor a conversation using electrician jokes.Brand new for Summer 2019, this electrician joke book contains some gags that are old, but some of them are current, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best electrician jokes and puns.This book is ideal as a gift for an electrician you know, or for yourself. It is full of funny gags - and you're bound to laugh at them until it Hertz, so buy this book now!

There are eight million stories at your local public library -- and not all of them are in the books! Join humorist Roz Warren ("the world's funniest librarian") for a fascinating behind-the-scenes look at library life. What really goes on behind the circulation desk? And in the stacks? Roz, who writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times, tells all! What's the single most stolen item in any public library? What's the strangest bookmark ever left in a library book? What's the lamest excuse ever given for not returning a DVD on time? And what does your favorite librarian REALLY think of you? In twenty entertaining essays, you'll meet librarians fighting crime, partying with porn stars, coping with impossible patrons, locating hard-to-find books and saving the world. The most closely guarded library secrets will be revealed. You'll never look at your local public library the same way again! "Hilarious!" Gina Barreca, author of They Used To Call Me Snow White, But I Drifted.

When Gayle Carline clawed her way into her local newspaper office and groveled until they gave her a weekly humor column, she worried about not having enough material. Then she took a look at her life. Nearly every week something in her house or car needs repair, her son doesn't know why being able to see his carpet is a big deal, and her husband believes less is more, especially when it comes to communication. In What Would Erma Do, she chronicled her first two years as a paid exaggerator. Now she's back with two more years of merriment, along with editorial high jinks and readers' opinions. It's the most fun she's ever had without a credit card.

Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.

This 5 x 8 journal is a great gift for your special Valentine! Write love letters and notes, to do lists, ideas for dates, whatever you want! 100 pages of wide ruled paper.

This book is a selection of quotes made by young children as submitted by parents or grandparents. Some are funny, while others may be cute or even heartwarming. Some include little back-ground stories, explanations or humorous comments made by the submitter.

"Just For The Craic" is a collection of stories!"Craic" is Gaelic for "fun/enjoyment/musicSo "Just for the Craic" means "Just for fun"Please enjoy reading it.

Deep inside every mermaid is a promise, and that promise is a map, and that map leads to treasure, and that treasure is this book.Forged in a crucible of the hottest good times, "How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse" is an inspiration in a classical sense. Driven to be more than just a series of words, grouped together, separated by punctuation, this is the kind of book that makes people question other books and whether or not they are actually books.Don't be afraid - no one here wants you to steal a 1967 Ford Mustang. This is just a book we're talking about here.Now, about that Mustang.

Privy Thoughts is a hilarious, biting, and, at times, bizarre collection of the graffiti found on the toilet doors of universities in Britain, Ireland, Australia, and the United States of America. Venture inside, where the thoughts, feelings, and observations of various students are arranged into categories ranging from sex, of course, to philosophy, by way of a limerick or two. For anyone in need of a laugh, a reflective moment, or just a reminder of student days, this book is a must. It veers from being thoughtful and intellectual, to being outrageously potty-mouthed, and back again. Read, savour, and smile without the need to wash your hands afterwards.

English Wit and Humor: Classified Under Appropriate Subject Headings, With, In Many Cases, A Reference to a Table of Authors is a book written by Walter H. Howe and published in 1898. The book is a comprehensive collection of humorous and witty sayings, anecdotes, and jokes from English literature. The content of the book is classified under appropriate subject headings, making it easy for readers to find specific types of humor. Additionally, in many cases, the book provides a reference to a table of authors, which makes it easy for readers to find works from specific writers. The book is an excellent resource for anyone interested in English humor and wit and is a must-read for those who enjoy a good laugh.This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the old original and may contain some imperfections such as library marks and notations. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions, that are true to their original work.

When a person is naked from the waist down and feeling vulnerable and in pain, it should be no surprise that profanities and confessions monopolize the conversations in the confines of the wax room. People from around the country continue to flock to the Mark & M.E. Salon in Rochester, NY for this bizarre service called the Brazilian. Due to the overwhelming popularity of this service, M.E. was compelled to further her journey through the Brazilian Rainforest in this sequel to The Happy Hoo-Ha. Not only will her stories entertain you, she has hired a talented illustrator named Brian Robbins to make her tales (and the tails) of her beloved clients come to life.

Being a dad isn't easy - between work, spending time with the kids, the gym that you clearly always go to, and keeping your wife happy, a guy can barely find the time to have a little lie-down now and again. Never fear. The following pages present what I like to think of as one of the most revolutionary advancements in fathering technology: the floor. You walk on it, you put furniture on it, you pay to keep the pipes underneath it running... but have you ever gone swimming in it? Climbed it? Fished in it? Of course you haven't - and that's why you're missing out on a world of mutual enjoyment for you and your kids: one where they experience fun and games they've never seen... and daddy gets a precious few minutes of horizontal time. Use with caution; these may improve your life greatly. You're welcome.

Don't waste your time.Seriously, don't.You don't want to read this. All this is is a bunch of tasteless, vulgar, childish humor cooked up by some college kid whose head is so far up his ass he can count his teeth.Don't believe me? How would you like to read a story about a guy who can't poop? Or a poem about killing gypsies? Not enough? How about a story that's nothing but midget jokes? Or a mockup of a horror film with the Headless Horseman and a ton of sex puns?Sure, you might like the cartoons they throw in there, but that's hardly worth the price of admission.You want my advice? Give this one a pass.Prove that we're better as a species.MATURE (CHILDISH) CONTENT

This is the third in a series of illustrated trivia books, with cartoons by the author.

Wie viele wirklich weltverändernde blöde Ideen gehen der Menschheit täglich verloren, weil sie nicht niedergeschrieben werden? Du kennst das. Die besten "blöden" Ideen hat man immer zur absoluten Unzeit und sobald Du die Möglichkeit hast diese Ideen zu notieren hast du sie schon wieder vergessen. Damit wollen wir jetzt Schluss machen! "Mein Buch der blöden Ideen" bietet dir auf 100 Seiten Möglichkeiten deine geistigen Ergüsse zu sammeln. Und eines Tages ... wenn du berühmt bist ... wird dieses kleine Büchlein für gewaltige Summen versteigert. Dieses Buch ist kein Rategeber oder Helfershelfer, es wird dir nicht sagen was du tun und lassen sollst. Dieses Buch bietet dir die Möglichkeit selber aktiv zu werden, deine eigenen blöden Ideen zu sammeln und für die Nachwelt - oder auch nur bis zur nächsten Klausur - aufzubewahren. Du glaubst deine eigenen Ideen wären nicht blöd genug? Das haben schon viele gedacht ... bevor sie berühmt wurden. Aber du kannst dieses Buch natürlich auch verschenken, nur solltest du dann daran denken dir ein Autogramm von dem Empfänger geben zu lassen! So kannst du später wenigstens beweisen, dass du berühmte Menschen kennst. Einfache Gemüter könnten dieses kleine Buch als Notizbuch beschreiben, die wirklich genialen Menschen wissen hingegen ... oft reicht eine blöde Idee um die Welt zu verändern ...

Moo-Moo The Doodle is a collection of 32 children's poems from UK poet George Stanworth. Poems include 'Flipperty Flopperty World', 'We Visited A Rainbow', 'Quack A Doodle Hula Hoop', 'Let's Do Letters' and 'Moo-Moo The Doodle'. These children's poems are suitable for 2, 3 and 4 year olds.

Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession.You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters.You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!

500 mistakes from 50 fan-favourite TV shows, many with pictures. From the infamous coffee cup in Game of Thrones to impossible triplets in the Golden Girls, crewmembers in shot, characters' names changing, visible boom microphones, plot holes and continuity errors galore. Slipups in 24, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Charmed, Dexter, Doctor Who, Frasier, King of the Hill, Lost, M*A*S*H, The Office, Red Dwarf, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Star Trek, Supernatural, The West Wing, The X-Files and many more. You'll be amazed what you've missed in some of your favourite shows!

We all have them. Those erratic, egocentric, off-the-wall bosses. They constantly spew cliches, absurdities and profanities. You can't always change your boss, but you can channel your frustration into something therapeutic and de-stressing like coloring! Laugh out loud at ridiculous quotes like, "how do you intend to face your problem if your problem is your face," or "looks like your phone screen is brighter than your future" with appropriately matching images.PLEASE NOTE: this contains ADULT language and is NOT intended for children.Each "game-changing" coloring page is printed on a "ground-breaking" separate sheet to avoid bleeding throughEach "paradigm shifting" coloring page is "optimized" for fun, relaxation and anti-stress therapyThis book contains a "cutting edge" mix of complexity to guarantee there's something for every skill, and "bandwidth" selectionSized at a "disruptive" 8" x 10" for "one-of-a-kind" framed photosPrinted on white paper, following "best practices"

Armin Traub, um alemão, faz uma viagem de férias para a América do Sul. No Paraguai, conhece Dora e os dois se apaixonam. Ela é mãe de Pablo, um garoto de cinco anos, que cresce sem a presença do pai. Meses depois, ela e o filho vão para a Alemanha, onde se casa com Armin. Tudo iria bem se não fosse sua sogra, supérflua como uma quinta roda em um carro. Irmgard, com sua língua ferina, aterroriza a todos, em especial, a Dora, Pablo e Marek, marido de sua filha Gertrud. Em contrapeso, Heino, irmão de seu esposo, corpulento e bem-humorado, forma, com a namorada Astrid, um duo simpático. Dora encontra apoio em suas novas amigas, Susan e Lydia, que, quando se reúnem, conversam e riem, muitas vezes, às custas das sogras. Irmgard costuma se fazer de vítima e reclamar de tudo. Tem uma convivência difícil com os vizinhos, por quem se sente incomodada. Os duelos verbais entre eles são frequentes. Porém, um acontecimento imprevisto faz com que ela reflita sobre seu modo de pensar e agir. Assim, ela começa a reaprender a amar as pessoas e desfrutar da beleza da vida.

For decades telemarketers around the globe have been sworn at in every language on the planet. If one were to dabber in a telemarketer's world by reading the exact same script 5000 times, getting hung up on a billion times the average man would go insane. Imagine the tables were turned and telemarketer's got their day of reckoning. Their revenge has no ethical, moral or legal limit because pay back is a BITCH!

Do you feel you are in the midst of mayhem and havoc? Do you want to see things that will give you feelings of confusion, chaos, turmoil, disorder, or pandemonium? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Are you interested in emotional bedlam? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? Do you need to go on a Nature Danger Scavenger Hunt? Will you be excited by seeing action shots? Do you want to train for America's no. 1 career choices? Have you smelled no evil? Do you want to see some illustrated parental clichés? What are the most popular sports days? Are you interested in comic beefalo? Are you ready for mix-in mayhem? What's a good way to punch a pumpkin? Do you want to learn about modern surveillance and how to fake wild animal photos? Can you find the differences? Do you crave odd uses for Alka Beltzer? Are you familiar with discontinued Olympic sports? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this eclectic mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of angry masses of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali heaved out this new volume of messy miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Mug & Mali's Big Book of Mayhem" is vulgar, yet ridiculous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy!

Get ready for one of the best thrill-ride trivia experience of your life. Orphan Black Trivia: Nature Nurture is based on the BBC America television thriller TV hit series Orphan Black. In this book you'll have one electrifying self-aware fun time! Whether you're in Clone Club, Neolution, or Topside, there's only one way to get to the bottom of all this: "Go back to the beginning." Relive conversations between your favorite characters such as: Delphine Cormier and Cosima Niehaus, Sarah Manning and Felix Dawkins, Helena and Art Bell, Alison and Donnie Hendrix and more! Not only that, in the paperback book, you also have word search puzzles of characters and their affiliates such as: the Dyad Institute, Project LEDA Clones, and Neolution. We also added cutout games and much, much more!If you follow the crazy science in this book, you'll find questions such as: - Why didn't Sarah know Beth was a cop before Art took her to the police department?- Who is 324B21? - What was the first name Sarah gave to Helena?- Over 300 questions - Multiple Choice- Fill in the blank- True or False- Word Search Puzzles & Answers- Answers and References - You even get to relive full conversations between characters!IT'S ONE FAST PACE AND EXHILARATING ORPHAN BLACK RIDE!!!

Imagine the bumbling Inspector Clouseau on a farm and you will understand what it was like for a city family that moved to Crooked Creek Farm. From herding cattle with firecrackers to runaway horses; nothing went right for them. Noah would have been proud of the collection of animals that made Crooked Creek Farm look more like a children's petting zoo than a serious farm. Take a hilarious look at farm life like it was never meant to be. Sometimes city folk should just not try to become farmers. Kimber C. Turner uses his unique style of wit and humor to share this true tale of an epic city folk fail. Who would have thought farming could be so funny?

Move Past Failure and Become a Successful CreativeWhat if you could stop the bathtub crying and turn failure into your most powerful weapon?What if you could strive for every goal as if it would succeed, and not care if it didn't?What if you stopped feeling guilt, shame, remorse or discouragement when a project didn't go your way?It's totally possible. And Get the Hell Past It: How to Recover from Failure with Grace, Dignity and Possibly Some Cash is here to show you how it's done.Learn secrets such as: Why the greats actually appreciate failure ... and aren't just lyingHow to process flubsWhy your brain is your greatest enemy and your greatest toolWhen to try again (hint: soon!)How to get the support you need from other people and from yourself... and how your journey can be every bit as cool as a YA hero's. Wait, did we just go there?Oh, yes, my friend. We did.Truth is, failure really and truly can become your greatest asset, if you know how to access it.Pick up this quick tutorial on changing your mindset FOREVER today.Seriously, let go of the pain and shame, and start rocking at life INSTANTLY. Get the book NOW

I Love You More than toilet Paper: The Perfect Quarantine gift!So a Huge pandemic wave hits and, the first thing we think of getting is: Drum roll please "trrrrrrrrrrr" "Toilet Paper!"Yeah, That's a lot of explanation to the upcoming generations, so enjoy the humor out of it!This hilarious & funny adult coloring book is set to help you Relax and Relieve stress. Detach from all the madness & craziness in the world, Grab your coloring tools, Make yourself comfortable and, don't forget to wash your hands first! Just kidding, I know you did (No seriously, did you?) Includes: 25 Original & Beautiful designed pages featuring Toilet Paper of course, with funny quotes and sayings. Printed single-sided for your coloring convenience, so no bleed-through.You will always see a different coloring page throughout the book, No duplicate pages or designs.This coloring book does not contain any swearing or curse words so it's perfect for fun family coloring times.Description Size 8.5" x 11".53 PagesUnique Designed Matte Cover.Stay at Home, Stay Safe.