Humor

A Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other occasion.If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations.You could also use it as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other If giving to your partner. Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse.Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas, anniversary, birthday, wedding. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars.Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Laughter is power. This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. We love joking in the company of our best friends and families. Jokes help us to relax and overcome any difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many of us also love just to read some good jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different! WHY? Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -A great collection of 500 FUNNY ONE-LINERS; -One-liners, real-life awkward situations; -Great book to read on a long trip; -Dirty jokes about sex, alcohol, drugs and the other cool stuff; -Jokes about relationship, marriage, bar, parties, social media, etc. -Jokes for adults only; -New jokes from 2017 -Jokes that you will remember forever. LIMITED TIME BONUS: the link to download my FREE HUMOR BOOK FOR ADULTS! This book is free of racism. So relax and laugh!

Are you f*cking bored! Do you know someone else who's bored? Then buy this sh*t now! THIS BOOK HAS BEEN UPDATED!!!Now includes more than 70 f*cking boredom balls busting activities! We read all of your book reviews and we appreciate that sh*t, so we've added a f*cking ton more puzzles for you to bust your ass enjoying and NO damn blank pages either! In addition to coloring pages with fun vulgar trashy words to help you blow off some steam this book includes all these damn puzzles: Sexy Sudoku puzzlesCocky Crossword puzzlesMotherf*cking Maze puzzlesWTF! Word Search puzzlesKick Ass Kakuro puzzlesSh*tfaced Samurai Sudoku puzzlesCrazy Ass Cryptogram puzzlesBall Bustin' Spot the Difference puzzlesOver the top Odd one Out puzzlesSneaky Ass Slice PuzzlesDirty dot to dot puzzlesAdult Version Would You Rather gamesAdult Version Never Have I Ever gamesAdult Version Trivia games and more!If you're not shy about sexual references, curse words, vulgarity, and all things politically incorrect then THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU!! There are fun puzzles, games, and activities for all skill levels in this book from beginners to advanced. Perfect for travel and also a gag gift for a friend's birthday, holiday gifts, and when you want to get away from your technical gadgets, kick back, laugh, and relax! What the hell are you waiting for? Go ahead and get this swear word adult activity book, have a sh*t load of fun and start relieving some of your f*cking stress today!

The innocent-sounding "Winner, winner, chicken dinner" could get you an evil stare in Las Vegas. I should know. As a veteran dealer and floor manager, I've written a book detailing the best, worst, and funniest parts of casino life for anyone who'd like to work in one or is just intrigued by the carnival-like atmosphere. The only one of its kind, The Cardslinger is flush with vignettes about the hilarity, naughtiness, depravity, and revenge that ensue at your average casino. The book is a must read for anyone contemplating working at a casino or who visits a casino regularly. Readers will learn basic terms and how to play many games-as well as how not to be that guy (or gal) everyone hates. I've worked at casinos from Las Vegas to Florida-and yes, Robert Wagner is my real name. Having met more than a million people, I've also worked games with more than a million and a half dollars riding on them. I decided to write The Cardslinger: Memoirs of a Casino Dealer exactly one year after my wife's passing. In it, I wanted to do what I do best, which is make people laugh.

Here is a variety of things to read when you have a moment and time for a chuckle. Poems are included because of the author's love of language & Batteries, Poems, Improv 101 Setups, Congrats and its ability to focus on the trivial as well as some moment of drama and fear. Improv acting classes will use bartender setups to give the student a situation to make funny. Use verbatim or make your own alterations and punch line. 3) Various ways to say Congratulations using today's shortener: Congrats!

Grab This Deal For The Comics Artist In Your Life For Less Than $10See that girl always doodling and dreaming up stories and plots? She's gonna LOVE the What Happens Next Comic Book For Budding Artists edition, created especially for young artists between 9 and 14 years of age.Bokkaku Dojinshi has created this book as a 6 by 9 inch, perfect pocket book form. Plenty of different templates to explore as well as loads of room to keep track of plot ideas.There is even space for special expression studies of the main characters so the budding artist hits the right emotion in her images every single time.This book is perfect for: mangagraphic novelsSunday funniesanimefan fictionParents and teachers love What Happens Next Comics series for these reasons: helps speech developmentincreases literacydevelops a sense of sequencecreates confidencedevelops an appreciation for artboots creativityOnce you get this book, notice how handy it is - perfect pocket book size means no bulky bags on summer trips or lazy afternoons under a willow tree. All you need is your pencil and ink pen! Can't wait to see what you make of your And then... comic book!

With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. No bad language, just good fun. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! You won't find another book quite like this one! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. (This is the full-size version. To find the coloring-pages-only version just check out more by this seller for the "Condensed" edition). You'll find in these 110 pages an explosion of content: 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side)3 Mazes (Can also be colored)3 Draw-Your-Own Character Grid Pages4 Hangman-style Game Pages (7 Games)3 Pages Tic-Tac-Toe (36 Games)3 Squares Game Pages1 42-Word Crossword Puzzle (X2 for Team Play)8 DIY Bookmarks1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out)10 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs)20 Head Tokens (DIY Cut Outs)1 Page for Friend Signatures1 Color Testing PageThis book would make a great gift for a bachelorette party or girl's night out; much of the games included take that into consideration, especially the included board game that up to 10 players can color, cut out, and play with at once! Great for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh. Featuring the quirky artwork of SledgePainter; if you love this, check out more by this seller!

Kari-Kalamatoor-Haa is a collection of caricaturistic words. A sarcastic, Grossly, and comically exaggerated truth about all things in life.

This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Dysfunction Diaries is a collection of short stories based on my real shenanigans. Meet Larry and the gang! Grab yourself a diet store brand pop and chain smoke your way through classics, like: "Who Took Mother's Pop Bottles", "Kitty's Voodoo Hex", and "What the Fuck, Larry?" This may sound like a smutty humor book, and basically... it is! But, it's also educational. You'll learn about "Burning Books and Other Cleansing Rituals" and how to eat "Water for Dinner", among other useful life lessons. Most of all, hopefully, you'll learn to be super grateful for how normal your family will feel after reading bullshit like "Porno Larry".You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll wonder what the hell mother puts in the utter atrocity she calls "casserole". You'll solve mysteries like, where to hide mother's body, why all her animals died and what Larry's new favorite pastime is. Page by page you'll understand why my motto is: You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you never take the trailer out of the girl.

We Don't Laugh Because We're Happy. We're Happy Because We Laugh! Laughter is universal. No matter what language you speak, how old you are, or what your physical or mental abilities are, you can still laugh, and when you laugh, you unleash a host of physical, emotional and mental health benefits for both yourself and the people around you. Studies have shown that laughter relieves stress; relieves pain; boost your immune system; helps reduce blood pressure; stimulates your mind; and is a good workout. Laughter also triggers the release of the drug-like neuro-chemical endorphin which makes people feel better all over. Laughter has an anesthetic-like effect on the body, suppressing physical pain and discomfort for up to two hours following a good laugh. The ability to laugh is also closely tied to having a positive outlook on life which helps to prevent numerous mental health issues such as anxiety and depression. Laughter is infectious and as seniors get older, they can still stay young at heart with laughter. In fact, studies have shown that people with a sense of humor can expect to live longer than people who never laugh. This book is dedicated to laughter and will give you lots of 'Healthy Laughter' because laughter really is the best medicine! ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS BOOK: Information Resources for Seniors on Alzheimer's and other Dementia.

This IS a comedy book designed to make you laugh. It's the gayest comedy book I've ever written...I can't help being GAY = HAPPY. That's what the word used to mean..."I'm a Fairy" I told my good friend, Brion. He sent back this message saying: "I'm also a Fairy. I was called that at Public School and is one reasons I went to a Private Boarding School for Ballet." I could have only hoped to have been sent to a Center of Detention when I was growing up. My mother would threaten me with detention at a boarding school when I acted up. She should have sent me away so I could have gotten molested by the older boys. Then I would have been a much happier boy growing up: being forced to suck their big phat juicy cum filled dicks and told to bend over and SHUT UP or "you're going to have worse problems buddy". I'd rather be forced into doing things I like doing than getting beat up for being myself. That would have been the solution for a boy like me. I'm getting hard right now just thinking about it...FORCED into doing it with boys to men around my own age...I could go on butt why botha You get the point? Does this mean I'm gay or GAY Who knows...read the book and then buy it and laugh your butt off...I sin-cerely mean that...just do it as 'Laughter IS the Best Medicine'...

Jokes for All Occasions is a joke book from the turn of the century. Many may be course by todays standards and many may be tame. It is summed up by the author as they state, "The ways of telling a story are as many as the tellers themselves. It is impossible to lay down precise rules by which any one may perfect himself in the art, but it is possible to offer suggestions by which to guide practise in narration toward a gratifying success." The joke book is full of many short jokes from the early twentieth century. Odin's Library Classics is dedicated to bringing the world the best of humankind's literature from throughout the ages. Carefully selected, each work is unabridged from classic works of fiction, nonfiction, poetry, or drama.

★★★★★ THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS Have you ever wondered what cats do when they are home alone? You're about to find out the answer with this hilarious coloring book.Created by Color Fun Publishing, Funny Cats in Action coloring book features 30 unique images that will bring smile to every cat lover! If you're a cataholic, this coloring book is a no brainer. You'll be amazed to find out that cats in this book have their own personality and that reminds you of your own cat or some kittie friends you've known for a while...What Will You Get from this Book?Coloring tipsCute color test page30 diverse cat-at-home images to work throughLow-stress & one-seating coloring funAll prints come with frame, easy to be removed and displayedOne-sided page to prevent bleed-throughPaint-friendly, excellent with dry coloring mediums8.5 X 11 inches pages printed on bright white paperAppeal to All Ages and All Skill Levels. Serious, when it comes to cat lovers, age is never an issue. Colorist beginners can create beautiful pictures using solid colors. If you're more advanced, you can use the line art as guides to add shading and detail to fur and objects. Makes an WOW Gift. Know cat lovers around you? Make them smile by getting them a copy too!Buy Now & Relax...Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button. TAGS: coloring book, adult coloring book good vibes, adult coloring book calligraphy, adult coloring book for women, adult coloring books best sellers for women, adult coloring book animals, adult coloring books stress relieving patterns, adult coloring books relaxation, adult coloring books relaxing, black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, adult coloring books black background

"Candy, Trashy TV, and Overhearing Couples Arguing" highlights a woman's adjustment to life in Los Angeles and the entertainment industry through pop culture references, witty observations, and anxiety-ridden reflections.

Sir George is an eccentric and unstable character. His main motivation is success and it doesn't matter to him which form it takes. Winning game shows, becoming a heavy metal musician or becoming prime minister. Anything goes. Against all odds, he ends up leading the country, due to a bizarre and horrifying turn of events. The main thing standing in his way now is not so much his lack of ability, but his obnoxious and immature personality. Eventually his shortcomings catch up with him and he loses his position of power. What follows is a weird breakdown and obsession with chess. It is his belief that he would become a worldwide superstar, if he could figure out how to lose a game in one move. To restore his sanity, he just needs to find a way of getting back his fame and admiration.

This is an introspective and unique look at dating, marriage, divorce, from a male perspective and tainted with some sarcastic yet telling humor. It is with fact based yet embellished with stories and honest discussions involving heart break, divorce, children, and change. "Being heartbroken is not easy on anyone. We, being human, will experience heart break in some way, shape or fashion many times in our lives. It may come in the form of a death, a break up, a divorce, or something as unexpected as a job loss. The sadness, anger, guilt, and other emotions that run rampant through our soul at the time are horrible. What we must not forget, is that the world will keep spinning and the sun will always keep rising." "Some people's happiness scale goes off the charts with a cup of coffee, but me, well, I set my standard a little higher. Lisa enjoyed my chicken wings and beer night so that sent my happiness scale to new heights. I told you I was simple and pretty easy to please." Don't miss the heartfelt and unique Epilogue from Tally's dog, Lance the Border Collie. "I'm writing this so called epilogue to tell my story. It's my understanding that the pet's side of the story is rarely told regarding the breakup of people so I think it's about time."- Lance the Border Collie

I am Pamela, a research student at UCLA. My uncle was in Army, he was killed by Pakistani terrorists. My uncle's death still pains me a lot. It left an incurable scar on my soul. But I do not believe that Pakistan killed my uncle, I believe that war killed my uncle. I have done extensive research on the problem of terrorism, war between USA and Pakistan. By almighty's grace, I have come up with a viable solution to end war between USA and Pakistan forever, which would also end the problem of "so called terrorism" once and for all. We have tried and tested the solution in border of USA and infiltration has reduced significantly by using our idea. I also take the opportunity to thank Mark Zuckerberg for coming up with Facebook platform. We have used Facebook extensively to solve terrorist's problem. UN must acknowledge our benevolent presence in USA border and should recommend us for " Nobel Peace Prize" collectively.

Three Men in a Boat is a humorous tale of three Englishmen and a dog on a two week boating holiday on the Thames from Kingston upon Thames to Oxford and back to Kingston. The story is praised for its classic English humor and its ability to feel fresh to modern readers over 100 years afters its first publication in 1898. This Colorful Classics edition presents this classic in full with a beautifully designed cover that is a perfect edition to any bookshelf.

a comedy that sees 6th-Century England and its medieval culture through Hank Morgan's view; he is a 19th-century resident of Hartford, Connecticut, who, after a blow to the head, awakens to find himself inexplicably transported back in time to early medieval England where he meets King Arthur himself. The fictional Mr. Morgan, who had an image of that time that had been colored over the years by romantic myths, takes on the task of analyzing the problems and sharing his knowledge from 1300 years in the future to modernize, Americanize, and improve the lives of the people. In addition, many passages are quoted directly from Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur, a medieval Arthurian collection of legends and one of the earlier sources. The narrator who finds the Yankee in the "modern times" of Twain's nineteenth century is reading the book in the museum in which they both meet; later, characters in the story retell parts of it in Malory's original language.

A book about design agencies, above-ground pools, and magic tea by the New York Times bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground. "As sharp, and often as cutting, as a scalpel." THE SUN "Thorne's second book is just as stupid, irreverent, and hilarious as his first." THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD "Instantly engaging and incredibly funny." PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Veterinarian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Veterinarian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Veterinarian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Veterinarian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Veterinarian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Veterinarians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Veterinarian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Veterinarian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Veterinarian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Veterinarians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! Within you get 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side), 7 DIY Bookmarks, & a Color Testing Page. This book would be great for a bachelorette party, girl's night out, or a gag gift. Perfect for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh too.Please note that this is the Condensed Edition which focuses on coloring pages. To find the 110 page full edition that includes activities, games, and mazes, just check out more by this seller!

With nothing left to give, Phatman and Picard give up. Not because they want to, but because they've been discarded by society. Fortunately, on their path past humanity, they find meaning...as it relates to the meaning of life. Granted, they forget it almost instantly, but that is beside the point. The point is: It's catastrophic the way these two imagine the world?

From the Poet behind "Sex, Lies, and Poetry" and "America: Land of the Buy One, Get One Free" comes a third collection of comic poetry! Connoisseurs will be disgusted, the author's parents and teachers will be ashamed, and you will be delighted by the short, irreverent literary glop this book contains. Inside, you will: -Learn why leprosy is a blessing -Probably be offended -Laugh until your spleen almost ruptures, but not quite, because we're considerate that way. So why wait? Buy the longest title yet from the World's Worst Professional Poet before someone wises up and quits producing this garbage!

Mein Trumpet - Volume 1 is a compilation of the somewhat controversial advice from Brigadier Coleman Straightjacket-Trumpet III, Lead Agony Aunt for the Whippet Digest. Relying heavily on his learnings at Twittenhouse Finishing School for Boys and experiences from an extensive military career, Coleman offers his perspective on a variety of topics including terrorism, democracy, transgender toilets, gun control, politicians, fox hunting, corruption, global warming, banking, infant feeding, drugs, immigration, healthcare, corporal punishment and many more.

本書蒐錄知名學者鮑家麟教授40件雋永作品──我們那一代的見聞、經歷、感想和回憶。是鮑家麟教授在課餘，興之所至，以嘉霖筆名所寫。大部份在世界日報和亞省時報刊出。書中文章的類別可分解憂﹑勵志﹑歷史﹑教學﹑家在圖桑及其他。本書為《臺大人回憶錄叢書》之一，是臺大人文庫系列作品。序言 這是我繼"婦女問題隨想錄之二：沙漠甘霖"（台北稻鄉出版社出版）之後的另一散文集，搜羅了四十餘篇雜文，加上幾首詩歌。是我在課餘，興之所至，以嘉霖筆名所寫。大部份在世界日報和亞省時報刊出。本想題名為"敝帚集"，取敝帚自珍之意，但此一書名已有人用過，只好作罷。 書中文章的類別可分解憂﹑勵志﹑歷史﹑教學﹑家在圖桑及其他。解憂類的有解憂功，美國的車尾文學，新鮮玩意兒，西洋歌劇真有趣，第一次看歌劇，盡信GPS不如無GPS。勵志類的有天堂地獄俱在人心，境由心生，從莫扎爾特說起，過猶不及，明天會更好，無顏見江東父老情結，以及好好念書的歌詞。 文史類較多，有中國的發明對西方的影響，孔子的行情，易經是人類的寶典，地球暖化，美國的少數民族，叫德國人太沉重，從"最後一課"到歐盟：阿爾薩斯去來，張良與黃石老人──歷史的想像，燕梳鎮屋柏文共渡，筆名等篇。教學類的有知識就是力量，教學服務，介紹信，學生評鑒教授應予廢止，晝寢，學中文趣味多。 家住美國西域的圖桑，夏天炎熱高溫，見於鐵釘殺手一文，及見山火有感的塔形詩。對付這種氣候的辦法有消暑功一文。圖桑的土地婆──露伊絲馬歇爾，和外遇演習，也都是圖桑的故事。其他的雜文中，有個"子不語"類，凡涉及不科學或迷信者皆屬此類，掉頭髮，與科學實驗共舞，神佛難為，太陽能與大日如來密法等皆是。 本書由走在時代尖端的漢世紀微出版公司（EHGBooks）全球發行，在www.amazon.com就可買到，是我的光榮。

"Ridiculously entertaining!" - Christopher Shevlin, Author of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' seriesAre you terrible at life?You're not alone. But the problem isn't you: it's adulthood - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison.Yet what if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? Well, now you can.With Avoiding Adulthood, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity.So join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today and learn how to: - Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds- Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in- Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying)Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" is you.)Life is hard, so why not cheat?

As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress-Heal yourself-Bring joy to people around and-Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you.So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read!So what are you waiting for?Scroll up NOW and click the BUY Button to get your own copy!Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone!Sample Jokes in the Book1.The First Question of Donald TrumpPresident of United States is most afraid of falling into the language trap when doing a public speech, so he always speaks with cautious.One day, Donald Trump visited Russia. At the airport, a reporter asked Donald Trump, 'Do you want to go to the nightclub?'Donald Trump is very smart and replied this question with another question: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?'In the next morning, the headline of the newspaper is: "The first question of Donald Trump that he asked when he arrived Russia: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' "2.One Wish For Three PeopleOne day, three people went to the cliff and they met a genie!The genie grants each of them a wish, only if they jump down the cliff while making their wish.The sea is next to the cliff, so it is safe for them to jump down.The first man jumped down and shouted, 'Money! Money!'When he landed, he has money all over his body.The second man jumped down and shouted, 'Gold! Gold!'When he landed, he has gold all over his body.The third man saw that he could not wait to jump down, but unfortunately he was caught by the branches on the way.He shouted, 'Oh! Shit!' In the end, he has shit all over his body.3.Who Fart on Bus?In the morning, the bus was crowded with people. Someone secretly farts and farts again and it smells so badly, and the passengers cannot move away.Everyone wants to find out this guy and kick him out of the bus, but no one knows who farts.Finally, the driver said, 'Hey! The farting guy! You have not paid the fare yet!' Bob replied. 'Yes, I have paid the fare!' and then he was kicked out of the bus.4.A Great ProphetThere was a place that has no rain for three year. A desperate farmer came to ask the prophet, 'When will it rain?'The prophet gave him an envelop and said, 'This is a secret, and do not reveal it until the time comes. The time will come when you see rain in the sky, then and only then the secret is for you to reveal.'Three days later, it began to rain, and the farmer remembered what the prophet has said, and took out the envelop and opened it. It is written: "It's raining today."The farmer was shocked and said, 'His prophecy comes true! He is really a great prophet!'5. The Fatal FoodOne day, a famous nutritionist gave a speech to a large audience in Chicago. "The things we eat that goes into our stomach are enough to kill the majority of people here: the meat is terrible and the vegetables are terrible, and no one of us is aware of the bacteria that are present in the drinking water, and out of all, there is one food that is the most dangerous to our health, but we all have to eat it someday, who can tell me what the fatal food I am talking about? Anyone? The gentleman of the first row, please tell me your answer."The man bowed his head and replied, "A Wedding Cake."