The Bastard Ouf of Maine Comedy Book

This IS a comedy book designed to make you laugh. It's the gayest comedy book I've ever written...I can't help being GAY = HAPPY. That's what the word used to mean..."I'm a Fairy" I told my good friend, Brion. He sent back this message saying: "I'm also a Fairy. I was called that at Public School and is one reasons I went to a Private Boarding School for Ballet." I could have only hoped to have been sent to a Center of Detention when I was growing up. My mother would threaten me with detention at a boarding school when I acted up. She should have sent me away so I could have gotten molested by the older boys. Then I would have been a much happier boy growing up: being forced to suck their big phat juicy cum filled dicks and told to bend over and SHUT UP or "you're going to have worse problems buddy". I'd rather be forced into doing things I like doing than getting beat up for being myself. That would have been the solution for a boy like me. I'm getting hard right now just thinking about it...FORCED into doing it with boys to men around my own age...I could go on butt why botha You get the point? Does this mean I'm gay or GAY Who knows...read the book and then buy it and laugh your butt off...I sin-cerely mean that...just do it as 'Laughter IS the Best Medicine'...