Caribou Chronicles

When Pierre wakes up to find his crops gone and farm ruined, he expects the culprits to be, well, anything other than a herd of human-caribou hybrids. Especially ones with a disdain for people but an appreciation of hard liquor. He also isn't expecting to have to deal with magic, monsters, or hard rock before his morning double-double, but that's just the way the cookie (or universe) crumbles. Will Pierre and his old friend Ben stop the apocalypse? Will they die trying? And will the centaurs-not-centaurs ever crack his wifi password? Find out in the first installment of the Caribou Chronicles.