CRUISE LINE CONFIDENTIAL - part 1

Want to know what really happens behind the door marked 'Private - crew members only'
What do the crew get up to when they are off duty?
What do they get up to when they are ON duty?
What do they get up to with the passengers?
How do they 'earn' their tips?
For the first time it is all in print.
The memoirs the cruise companies didn't want you to see!!!

It is the personal memoir of my time working as a waiter on the S/S Oceanic which sailed from Cape Canaveral to The Bahamas. The waiters were the 'Kings' of the cruise ship. They worked hard, partied hardest, ate the best food, gambled the most, had the most sex and unlike rock stars we never took a day off to recover. Rehab for us was the next party! The best thing was the passengers never suspected a thing and they loved us!!!!!!