Crushing Candy Crush for Geniuses

Do you have friends that spends all their free time and then some playing Candy Crush? If you do, then this book would make a perfect gift for them. This book pretends to be a guide for instructing Geniuses how to play Candy Crush. However, surprise, surprise, this book actually contains an alternative method of playing Candy Crush that is sure to get your friends so upset they hopefully won't talk to you for a week. Bonus: they may even get so upset they'll stop asking you for free lives (but only for the week--more than that would take a miracle and we're all out of those.) Note: From the outside, this looks like a real book. From the inside, it's a Gag Book. (Since Candy Crush players love repetition, the same information is repeated on every page.) Candy Crush is a trademark of King.com Ltd or related entities and is not associated with the publisher or author of this book. About the Just for Geniuses Series
These days, we're all Geniuses. We know so much compared to previous generations. We have the Internet. We have smartphones. We have wisdom of the crowds. But it's not working. We have trouble understanding the simplest of things. We're drowning. When did the world get so complicated? We don't have all the answers (yet) but Just for Geniuses was designed for this very reason.... to help poor Geniuses (like us) navigate through life with minimal collateral damage. To learn more and to help with this noble effort, please visit www.justforgeniuses.com