Dinosaur Jokes

You will LOVE these hilarious dinosaur jokes: Q: Why was the T-Rex wearing a Band-Aid? A: Because he had a dino-sore. Q: Why can''t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: Because the "p" is silent. Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? A: Tyrannosaurus wreck! Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A: A thesaurus.