Down and Dirty

WHEN A HOT NAVY SEAL... Lt. Zachary Floyd is so pretty he's been dubbed "Pretty Boy," but when it comes to fighting skills, Zach is the man you want at your six. Zach can have any woman he wants, but his romantic crosshairs are focused on the one he "left behind." Way behind! All Zach wants is a little love from the woman he's obsessed with, and maybe someone to help him care for Samir Abdul Hassim Floyd, the five-year-old son he never knew he had, appropriately nicknamed Sammy the Snot. MEETS A RELUCTANT VIKING WARRIOR-ESS... Britta Asadottir is so big she's been dubbed Britta the Big, so it makes sense that she would hone her ancient broadsword skills. Never mind that she's beautiful...well, beautiful to that annoying lackwit, Zack-hairy Floyd. Holy Thor! How dare the man wish-pray here to his land! All Britta wants is to join WEALS, a female version of Navy SEALs, and perhaps experience a couple of those so-called orgy-as-hims. SPARKS FLY! You'll laugh out loud as Pretty Boy gets his comeupance and wish you had a Navy SEAL of your own. Sizzle and humor create the perfect erotic fire when past meets future with a little Dennis the Menace thrown in. Down and dirty, for sure!