Escape the Advent Grotto of Doom!

This isn't like last year...
When was the last time you went to visit Santa in his Grotto?
I don't remember it being like this, the last time I went!
Join me now as we make our way through the labyrinthine grotto to receive an underwhelming gift from Father Christmas.
It's a choose-your-own-route adventure filled with ferociously festive twists and turns.
I definitely don't remember it being like this...