How to Make Your Enemy Fall for You

This wasn't supposed to turn into a rom-com.
But, hey, that's the story of my life. One second, you're young and hopeful, the next you're tripping over air into fake dating your boss. Or dodging your childhood crush. Or marrying your single dad neighbor.
Ce la vie?
I'm sick of being the butt of my own life's joke, but I'm on contract to finish one last book, and the only inspiration I have is my childhood rival. AKA my enemy. AKA...my editor.
The grump facade he shows to everyone else has always melted into irritating cinnamon roll for me. That's two tropes right there. Are you counting? I know I am.
Ugh. Well. Let's do this, I say, tropeily tropeing my way into trope town. This time, it ends with happily ever after, or I'm starting a cult.
How to Make Your Enemy Fall for You is an enemies to lovers satirical romance with a spattering of sizzle. Each book in this series has sensual description that is ultimately closed door/fade to black, minimal cursing if any at all, and a swoon-worthy love story. Please reference the reader expectations after the title page for specific details as this story does include references to sexual assault.