John Russo's Dirty Jokes

"Some of these jokes are so politically incorrect that I love them all the more. No subject is taboo to me. Everything is fair game including politics, religion or sexual preference. I believe that everyone should be able to take a joke so long as the intent is not mean or hateful. So if any of these jokes offend you, don't come after me with a noose, a pitchfork or a bucket of tar and feathers. Just clench your teeth, pull the broomstick out of your ass, and try not to laugh." --John A. Russo