Rallies, Fests, & Hot Tubs

ACT II (Volume 2) featuring MOTORCYLE RALLIES but with a FAMILY-FRIENDLY COVER. Justina Hayes-college writing professor-likes working hard and quiet nights at home. Justin Case-business consultant, landlord, and experienced biker-likes working hard and partying harder. They met at college almost twenty years ago when Justin was Justina's writing professor . . . and married. Now, living together finally-thanks to god and her bulldozers-Justina and Justin are celebrating every minute, every friend, every stranger, every body part, every song, every chance to dance, every chance to ride . . . every opportunity to laugh, smile, and have fun-weather permitting, of course. What's their secret?! This hilarious, fast-paced, co-authored memoir takes you inside biker rallies, house parties, sports bars, dance clubs, and Fantasy Fest-the 10-day Halloween costume and body-paint street party at Key West, Florida-and gives you all the zany antics, hilarity, and tensions that happen when serious partiers get together for adult fun and high jinx . . . and deal breakers. Join in the fun of Red Night, the Tea Party, Cougar Night, the Hot Tub Party, and more! Party with Beer Bottle Lady, Droplight Guy, Reverend Sharpie, Bitchslap Wifey, Battle Creek Couple, Screen Saver Chick, Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, and even Satchel Paige! Why do you say, "I can't"? Why do you believe, "I could never . . ."? This memoir also highlights the rigors of rally camping, the harrowing dangers of motorcycle riding, and the wisdom of the adage: "Wear comfortable shoes!"