The Most Boring Christmas Special Ever Written

This Christmas season, give that special someone the gift of tedium.BUYER BEWARE! Do NOT purchase this book if you are looking for any of the following: -Miracles-Elves-General merriment-Religious undertones-Impromptu group renditions of Christmas carols-People playing in snow-A feeling of warmth and/or fuzziness-Rekindled romance-Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer-Santa*-That inner warmth that comes from giving someone the perfect gift-Joy*Actually, Santa may make an appearance.