The Paladin's Ascension Pt 1 Blue Moon's Curse

The Continuing Parody of humoristic fantasy, the Saga of the Knights of the Provincial Order, Residing in the Magic Dream Realm have done it again, for now even more harrowing chaos and evil dastardly doings to surmount and encounter have entered their paths. Young Squire Galahad, a Chosen half of a Divine love-bonded couple that gives their Realm and ours its existence has now entered the Honah Lee Academy as a Squire and returned to the Magic Dimension Realm, having to leave his beloved best friend Dinny Sapphire behind who abides within our Earthly dimension of life. Galahad has pledged a heart-wrenching vow to somehow find a way to transport Dinny Sapphire to the Magic realm by her coming-of-age 18th Birthday, yet he needs the aid and support of his newly acquired Bunkmates at the Academy: Squire Perci, the epitome of Divine Otherworldly chastity, and Squire Bors, his valiant, strong, humorous partner in Dynamic duo, and the anomalistic B-pyxis Finnimbrun, the twin of a magically borne male/female pair of oddly symbiotic twins, or... 'just plain Finn' as his male half would put it; Finn, Borne of pure magic and actually of 11yrs of age while birthed (go figure that out read the tale!) He is confronted by his own inborn curse the night he is born, and befriended by a twee tiny little light globe who sprinkles sparkling healing dust and smooches him every night to help subdue the debilitating hex upon him and devotedly follows him everywhere he goes since his birthnight. The new Quad Squad of Squires vow an inter-dimensional retrieval plan to find a way to aid their brother Galahad while learning of their mystic and physical esoteric studies...but a newly arrived and Mysterious Sister Apa, a hypnotic, bewitching young beauty enters the Academy and bunks right next door to them with her Triplet suitemates and seems to have other plans to thwart this...most of it all targeted in oddly obsessive amour...towards Squire Finn, who alike Perci and Bors had pledged a vow of chastity and clear intent just to aid Galahad, for he was borne for just that purpose. When Finn is besieged by Sister Apa's wiles and wild rebellion...which she surely takes too far...he also is astounded and stunned to find out through a strange missive adventure that he himself is also Divinely Chosen, has a Sacred Chosen Love bonded partner, a hexed and Cursed adopted Fae Princess Calliope, who was also born in the Other Tyme like Dinny Sapphire but now resides in their Magic Dimension, only placed under a horrible vile spell by the posthumous Villainess Empress Shar; This debacle of distortion of Finn Sandwiched between a quandary of two females is disrupting the trajectory of what Finn knows he was born to do, find a way Galahad can be with his Love Dinny Sapphire physically...which also involves a 'heavenly intervention', for Dinny Sapphire is founded to also be of...Otherworldly Alien lineage, one not seen nor heard of in a long, long time...and this brings other Villians into the mix, a Mr. Krunk Jr lurking about Dinny Sapphire's every move to oust her otherworldly secrets and finally get the revenge he so craves, with the help of even another Twin...who is tied to the alluring sister Apa, the Mordacious Warlock Wizard Momos, who has her in his partnership of tyrannic take down to set her torrid trap into motion; Will Galahad, with his best Mate Finn and the Dynamic duo of Bors and Perci, be able to get through their trials and tribulations and reach their goals of Knighthood and Chivalric Quest to aid Dinny Sapphire and Galahad's Chosen Love bond? Or will it all end in infamy and disgrace? Read on, valiant ones, and find out...