The Story of Bertie Biscuit Boone

In a farm on a hill, lived Farmer Boone

With his wife and his son, under a big white moon

They had chickens and sheep and ducks on their pond

And every dinner time, Bessie Boone sang a song

But all was not well with the Boones on the hill

For young Bertie Boone wanted more still

He wanted a friend!