Tingled For The Holidays

Some say the holidays only cum once a year, but these stories will convince you otherwise. Featuring... Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Awkward Political Dinner Discussion Over The Thanksgiving Holiday Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations Pounded By The Hanukkah Gelt I Won Playing Dreidel That I Thought I'd Never Eat But Now I'm Seeing In A Whole New Light Because It's Two In The Morning And I'm Hungry My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt