Chuck's Living Object Tinglers

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. CREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORN When Matthew McConneymay sets off on his yearly trip to the California Farming Convention, he expects to have a typical weekend of wining and dining with an assortment of living crops. What he doesn't expect, is that one of these handsome agricultural staples would capture his heart. Enter Liplon, the handsome living corn who sweeps Matthew off of his feet in a night of hardcore anal plowing he will never forget. But are Liplon's intentions business or pleasure? Could this muscular corn on the cob be playing Matthew for nothing more than a planting commitment? SLAMMED IN THE BUTTHOLE BY MY CONCEPT OF LINEAR TIME When Rhondok's co-worker becomes gravely ill, the businessman is forced to cover for his friend at the quarterly investors meeting. With only hours to learn the research, however, Rhondok falls short and gets fired in the process. But when Rhondok realizes that this mysterious research project is actually a time machine, he hatches a plan to go back and make things right. Soon Rhondok is traveling through time and space, uncovering secrets of the Tingleverse that must be seen to be believed. What could possibly connect Rhondok to a billionaire jet plane, a bigfoot lawyer, a vampire night bus and an author in Billings named Chuck Tingle? Read to find out! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK 'POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT""'" Lord Gibbok is facing a serious dilemma. On one hand, he has a battle at dawn against the powerful wizard book, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt, '" and on the other, the warrior has realized that he's nothing more than a fictional character in a gay erotica short. Hoping to cease this endless loop of reincarnation as characters within the Tingleverse, Lord Gibbok tracks down the author himself, Dr. Chuck Tingle, who makes him a deal. Chuck will create Lord Gibbok a Twitter account, thus propelling him into the real world, but only if Lord Gibbok can win in an epic battle against the hunky wizard book. Of course, things take a turn for the erotic when Gibbok and the wizard book finally meet head-to-head, but they have no idea just how close they will become when the fabric of the Tingleverse is unraveled and Chuck's secret identity is finally revealed.