Horses in the Garden

I have no explanation for my equine obsession, except perhaps that I was born under the sign of Sagittarius, the centaur-archer.I'm sure my parents got fed up of fielding questions such as, "If the postman brings me a pony can I keep it? Can it live in the back garden? Can it sleep in the shed?" And, most importantly, to my literal mind: "How will he get it through the letterbox?"These questions, and many more, lie behind this collection of chatty articles and social media posts.I do, of course, have horses in my garden. Not to mention bats in the attic.